Shitting in the shallow end. *Collection*

[Jim Bell]

A really lovely older fella from the end of the road has had to give up his modern mercedes and he kindly knocked on my door to offer me some accessories that were no longer needed. 

 

Snow socks. 

 

 

 

And clean juices. 

[Jim Bell]

I managed to find the secret injury clinic. See me after dogging for gauze and eye wash. 

[Jim Bell]

I drove the sumbitch up to the Teesdale meet. A few Shitters had a go and made favourable remarks in relation to build quality and RAW POWER. 

 

 

 

 

 

Was even awarded a prize by @320touring

 

Here it is in the sun near a selection of far nicer cars. 

 

 

 

[loserone]

I've seen those bogs before, they're outside my house.

[Jim Bell]

After that is was mostly trips to the shops and back. Nothing interesting. 

 

What with fucking Covid and fucking Brexit and all of that load of titwank, it had been a while since I'd seen THE SCOTCH, who are by far the best, so I stuck a couple of days holiday in and planned a route up the hill and back. 

 

ONE LAP OF THE NORTH. 

[Jim Bell]

4 minutes ago, loserone said:

I've seen those bogs before, they're outside my house.

Everything outside of my house is a bog, in a pinch. 

[Jim Bell]

It started to rain as I left the house to head north. 

THATLL PROBLY PASS I thought. 

Up the road. 

 

Unacceptable. 

 

 

 

Road snacks. ENGAGE. 

 

Boom. Let's roll 

 

 

Bonus shitting dog. 

[Jim Bell]

These next few are upside down, which is a forum tradition. It's something to do formatting and smartphones but I prefer to blame BORRIS JOHNSTONE. 

 

 

 

 

DO A BARROL ROLE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Border delights. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then back to upside down. 

[Jim Bell]

When in Rome. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daft Scottish water chickens. 

[Agila]

31 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

I managed to find the secret injury clinic. See me after dogging for gauze and eye wash. 

 

 

[Split_Pin]

Good to catch you again chap, cheers for letting me sit in the Merc and make whispering noises just like a 2.4 V6. It is surprisingly lot bigger than the 75 on the inside.

[Jim Bell]

An absolutely grand time was had talkin pash with the lads at chateaux de la @320touring, marred only by the appocolypse grade rain, floods, me blowing my undertray out hitting a dip full of standing water at 40mph, getting lost in the dark then having to be rescued by @davehedgehog31 in a eurovan.

Other than that, top night. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Out of 10, I give the evening;

Cups of tea: 8

Chips: 8

Bants: 8

Toilets: 9

Shite: 10

[Split_Pin]

Hey, you ate chips at Linlithgow Loch and didn't get attacked by a Swan! They can smell chips at 1/2 mile away and will then break your arm.

[Jim Bell]

The sights. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Fumbler]

Nice bogroll.

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Split_Pin said:

Hey, you ate chips at Linlithgow Loch and didn't get attacked by a Swan! They can smell chips at 1/2 mile away and will then break your arm.

 

I had to chin four of them.. don't tell the RSPCA. 

[High Jetter]

Mats matter. Mats matter (c'mon, everybody) Mats matter...

[Jim Bell]

Just now, Fumbler said:

Nice bogroll.

That's what I thought!

[Jim Bell]

The floods of 2021..

Never forget. 

 

That's an upside down broken undertray. 

[Split_Pin]

CLAP FOR UNDERTRAYS TOMORROW NIGHT 6PM.

[Fumbler]

WE WILL REBUILD REPAIR

[Jim Bell]

Caught up with @Lacquer Peel and put the two EXCECUTIVE SALOONS nose to nose. The colour of the Volvo is pure delicious. Think I'd have him in a straight line race though. 

Great to see you man. 

 

 

 

FILTER ON

 

[Jim Bell]

The last leg through Weardale dropping some bits off was the longest. 

Ran a child's bicycle, a pot of mushrooms and a 205 seat back down for the north east shitters, so the Merc is almost a van. 

 

 

Wind shot. 

[loserone]

Thanks for popping round and providing consulting advice regarding dog comfort in @JimH's new Honda

[Jim Bell]

Scores on the doors at the end of play. 

 

 

Can't believe I drove 10 hours ish, mostly on motorways, and managed an average speed of 38mph. The rain was fucking horrific on the way back mind. God help southern Scotland. All the fields were floating. 

 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, loserone said:

Thanks for popping round and providing consulting advice regarding dog comfort in @JimH's new Honda

You could get three lurchers in there no bother. 

[Jim Bell]

And probably a handful of Whippets. 

[Lacquer Peel]

9 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Caught up with @Lacquer Peel and put the two EXCECUTIVE SALOONS nose to nose. The colour of the Volvo is pure delicious. Think I'd have him in a straight line race though. 

Great to see you man

Great to see you too JB but you would be eating my diesel smoke for a while until you caught up with a higher top speed. 😉

[Jim Bell]

"It's all about the driver, not the car."

So yes, you're right. I would lose mate. 

[Lacquer Peel]

1 minute ago, Jim Bell said:

"It's all about the driver, not the car."

So yes, you're right. I would lose mate. 

You do have the advantage of an auto box, it can change gears quicker than me.