Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[HMC]

Aerovolga LA-8?

[grogee]

This, although I don't think it was made in Russia

[catsinthewelder]

Grand Scenic?

 

Best of luck

[Tickman]

In the interest of adding more to the tradition can I publicly call dibs for when you sell and at that time I will be completely unresponsive as if you were trying to sell the plague?

Please...

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Your old yellow SLK? Did the Germans build them in Russia with extra seatage?

[Tickman]

Just now, Dick Longbridge said:

Your old yellow SLK?

Good luck getting 7 seated in that and no it is staying outside mine.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Just now, Tickman said:

Good luck getting 7 seated in that and no it is staying outside mine.

Ha! I edited it at the same time as you wrote your reply 😅

[Jim Bell]

Good guesses but none correct so far. 

Clue the forth is that it has five cylinders. 

[grogee]

Wolwo estate with rear facing seats in the back?

Again, probably not in Russia. 

[S2000]

XC90 in green with beige velour and a manual box….

[Jim Bell]

 

Arrived en Yorkshire. 

Super cheap rail ticket means I have some time to kill. I'll have a walk around and see if I can find a PEOPLE ONLY table to sit at for a bit. 

Must find a toilet too. I'll see if I can find a nice posh shopping centre or summat. 

[HMC]

5 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Good guesses but none correct so far. 

Clue the forth is that it has five cylinders. 

I recon it’s got a merc 2.7 turbo lump in it

(admittedly doesn’t narrow it down that much)

[paulplom]

Ssangyong rexton?

A quick google says they can be made in Russia.

[HMC]

I’m going to throw my hat in on a Russian build Daewoo musso 

[grogee]

Ooh hope it's one of these!

[Jim Bell]

What's Sheffield like then?

 

Aye. What are the folk like though?

 

 

Well that sounds a bit harsh. At least there's no chance of being attacked by the Great Blue Heron. I'd better just check the door to be on the safe side. 

 

No, not that door. The other door. 

 

Yeah that's shut so we'll be fine. 

[3VOM]

I thought that was going to be some sort of "Beware of the leopard" joke.

[Jim Bell]

Found somewhere for a sit down and a coffee. 

 

Perfect. Ideal for my needs. 

 

How's the coffee?

[Jim Bell]

One wise guesser has hit the nail on the head. 

Last clue is indeed that it is powered my Mercedes with an OM engine. 

[Jim Bell]

48 minutes ago, cobblers said:

If, after collecting whatever donkey you fancy driving another 7 miles south your welcome to a brew and a poo (or more) in the bog at my workshop 

Cheers man, I'd have loved to but it'll have to be a rain check this time. 

[D.E]

4 minutes ago, grogee said:

Ooh hope it's one of these!

Ha, I've taken that pic!😁 The Belgian owner of this thing kept adding shiny trim bits, eventually it had chrome around the lamps, rear window and wheel arches as well. Truly a sight to behold...

[mitsisigma01]

The well known Russian MPV , SBM VPK-233136 

[Jim Bell]

Really must dash and raise the PC. Coffee goes straight through me like a hot knife through mother. 

The entry code is 7674.

 

Well that's weird. I'm an open minded lad though so I'll give it a whirl.  Apparently there's two types of poo you can have here. 

 

Not sure which one to press.......

 

 

 

PANIC!

 

[Agila]

That's not Kev from Chesterfield is it?😄

[rml2345]

Was hoping for a curveball re-engined UAZ 452 but a Ssangyong is quite impressive.

Chodspeed young Jim, may the poo count rise without difficulty.

[Agila]

100 pages of totally enjoyable bollocks.

Congrats.

[Jim Bell]

I've just heard someone tell their mate that there's a man in crocs that's almost completely bare selling whelks out by the 20mph zone. 

I'm gonna go and have a look. 

 

 

 

Oh! Bear, not bare. That makes more sense. 

 

Got a nice bad of Whelks for a decent price though. 

 

 

 

[Out Run]

[Jim Bell]

The emergency services round here have quite the specific remit. 

 

 

Got some great shops though. 

 

 

[Jimbob McGregor]

My, you have heathy bowels.