Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[tapir]

@Jim Bell car looks great and good news on the cheap fixes, can I ask what the box of tricks is - assume ELM327? does it need a phone or is it stand alone? looks handy

[Jim Bell]

2 hours ago, tapir said:

@Jim Bell car looks great and good news on the cheap fixes, can I ask what the box of tricks is - assume ELM327? does it need a phone or is it stand alone? looks handy

Just a cheapy affair. Runs hard from OBD2 plug.  

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F254336409474

 

 

 

 

 

[Noel Tidybeard]

5 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

look at the reg that nearly says CONEL

[UltraWomble]

Waiting......

 

[loserone]

I've been offroading

 

[Jim Bell]

Uh oh. 

I knew I shouldn't have had Chow Mein for lunch. 

 

[Jim Bell]

Oh god I shouldt have had that second fortune cookie. It's getting more specific. 

 

[loserone]

Does it mention that it doesn't have any MOT?

[Stanky]

[SRi05]

*settles in*

[Jim Bell]

11 minutes ago, loserone said:

Does it mention that it doesn't have any MOT?

 

[Jim Bell]

Just now, SRi05 said:

*settles in*

Please don't.

Nothing is happening till Friday. 

[SRi05]

Oh. I'll get my coat then ?

[loserone]

Just now, Jim Bell said:

Please don't.

Nothing is happening till Friday. 

Except hopefully

2 hours ago, loserone said:

I've been offroading

 

Me getting this out of here in the dark

[NorfolkNWeigh]

On 24 November 2019 at 8:34 PM, Jim Bell said:

The correct answer is:

D) they went much worse. 

I think somebody in Paris said " Fuck the Italians, what have they ever done for us?"  " We can design and build our own halo cars , merci beucoup!" 

Our  2.0 dizzler one has the same pollution warning, but only since it was MOTed a couple weeks ago, it is doing 46 mpg and pulls like a train though , so I'll worry about it if it looks like it might make it to another MOT.

[loserone]

Oh, I did get out.  406 coupe best 4*4*far

[Jim Bell]

Collection day is finally here and a long and arduous day has begun. Not for me, I'm still in bed. The brave collection team have been on the road since 04:00 a.m. in the morning and as far as I am aware, collection team poo count stands at a One. 

 

[Jim Bell]

Dodgy Dave is ready with the readies. 

 

[mrbenn]

Excellent. Just what the doctor ordered for a Friday morning!

[The Moog]

I think HMRC might want a chat with dodgy Dave in regard to an unexplained wealth order.... He doesn't look like he came by that cash in a legitimate way...

[Jim Bell]

The COLECTCO-COMPUTRON has been fired up and is just working out variable of cost Vs time/distance to calculate the best route. 

At least two of these buttons will be required today. 

 

[Jim Bell]

Not sure if the deal is done yet so I'm checking the old gypsy way and getting the missus to piss on a stick. 

 

 

 

Have to wait three minutes apparently. 

[Jim Bell]

Oh I have wonderful news!

 

 

We are indeed expecting. 

[Jim Bell]

Wow it's lovely and brown!

 

 

 

Not that one Dave. That's a bin. The one next to it. 

[Jim Bell]

Lads have done a quick assesment. 

 

 

 

Broke. Good. 

[Jim Bell]

Dimple died fabric for extra speed. 

 

 

 

 

Good. 

[Jim Bell]

36 minutes ago, snagglepuss said:

I think HMRC might want a chat with dodgy Dave in regard to an unexplained wealth order.... He doesn't look like he came by that cash in a legitimate way...

He works hard for the money. 

So hard for the money. So you better treat him right. 

[Jim Bell]

More broke. 

Might go for the full Xmas tree, dash light wise. 

[Jim Bell]

 

Badge may say Italia but all the Fix.It.Again.Tommorow fans know that these fuckers were built by the fine hardworking men in Tychy, Polska. (salutes heritage)

 

[Fabergé Greggs]

Yus!! I’ve been lusting after Pandas like crazy at the moment. I’d love a dizzle one chipped to 100hp..