Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

Get a bit of road noise though. At speed there's an audible equine. Though to tell you the hoof, that could be a wheel bearing. (horse jks)

[loserone]

Have you seen a farrier recently?

 

Just wondering if your hooves have got smaller somehow.

[Fabergé Greggs]

Get a bit of road noise though. At speed there's an audible equine. Though to tell you the hoof, that could be a wheel bearing. (horse jks)

 

 

Sounds like a right 'mare. (horse jk)

[Jim Bell]

Mustang on to the car long enough to do a proper tyre review. (horsejk)

[Fabergé Greggs]

I cud go on.. #horsejk

[Jim Bell]

Please do. Don't get colt feet now. (horsejk)

[HillmanImp]

Giddy up! He’s shod it with the classic “old money” tyre: 4 new Gallop pro’s.

 

I've heard they're a bit pony #horsejk

[HillmanImp]

Mustang on to the car long enough to do a proper tyre review. (horsejk)

 

That's got to be your mane objective to be shire #horsejk

[barrett]

You'd have to be an enormous, throbbing member of obscene proportions to want to drive a Renault (not jk)

[Jim Bell]

You'd have to be an enormous, throbbing member of obscene proportions to want to drive a Renault (not jk)

I've been called worse by folk I like a lot more.

[barrett]

That's a lie, nobody likes anyone more than they like me

[Jim Bell]

That's a lie, nobody likes anyone more than they like me.

It's the moustache. It must be. Or the big strong hands.

 

Irresistible/10.

[Shirley Knott]

This is all very exciting but I must admit it's getting difficult to keep up with, it's like some kind of white knuckle chod-centric rollercoaster ride.

 

FWIW I thoroughly approve either way, I've heard that all of the inteligencia are driving Franch cars now

[Jim Bell]

This is all very exciting but I must admit it's getting difficult to keep up with, it's like some kind of white knuckle chod-centric rollercoaster ride.

 

 

 

You're still quite new man. We had about 2 straight years of this kind of  pinball idiocy, but then I went bankrupt and had to go in a special home.

[Timewaster]

And check this out.

 

Never seen a oil level check gauge in real life before.

 

 

https://youtu.be/fs3IITa045U

You need more French!

 

Best one was when my old boss had a new CX.

He picked it up, turned on the ignition, saw the oil level gauge, thought it was good....

 

Got a mile down the road, saw the level gauge reading very low. Thought this was very bad.

 

No mobile or anything (1990) so stopped the car and walked back to the dealer to complain and insist they recover it....

 

Felt very sheepish when the salesman explained how the gauge works.

 

At least they gave him a lift back to his car.

 

That wasn't the last time that CX gave him a long walk!

[bangernomics]

Thought the yellow peril was for sale then. Dibs

[Jim Bell]

The SLK?

 

 

No, that's not for sale at the moment. It's too cool to let go of. It might end up being the longest serving fleet member if it carries on being absolutely no bother.

[w00dy]

You need more French!

 

Best one was when my old boss had a new CX.

He picked it up, turned on the ignition, saw the oil level gauge, thought it was good....

 

Got a mile down the road, saw the level gauge reading very low. Thought this was very bad.

 

No mobile or anything (1990) so stopped the car and walked back to the dealer to complain and insist they recover it....

 

Felt very sheepish when the salesman explained how the gauge works.

 

At least they gave him a lift back to his car.

 

That wasn't the last time that CX gave him a long walk!

 

 

 

I'd driven a little way in my then newly-purchased Espace Quadra when I realised there was an un-labeled gauge reading zero. Spent the rest of the trip with the missus deciding what the gauge ought to be for: minutes until next failure, street-cred, kill count (the Shipman-meter),  % of air not CO. Hours* of fun.

[Jim Bell]

Up with the sparrows this morning, ready for a toddle down south. Get a bit of worrying news from a prick named Gareth.




The best thing is to keep calm and not panic.

[Hertz]

Good Luck Mr Shite Peas.

 

My poo count on Monday was 4 by the way (got a little nervous on mine). I'm expecting big things from you today on that front.

[Jim Bell]

Good Luck Mr Shite Peas.

 

My poo count on Monday was 4 by the way (got a little nervous on mine). I'm expecting big things from you today on that front.

Cheers man. Poo count is already two. And I didn't even have any tea!

[Jim Bell]

Pubeluck transport is up and chugging so let us begin.

 

 

 

 

Choo Choo motherfuckers.

[Jim Bell]

Quiet carriage.

 

 

 

[Kiltox]

Yeah, I'd never seem one in real life so thought it was worth mentioning. A useless french feature that never caught on.

It did catch on - most of the vehicles I own have an oil level indicator, it’s just a digital gauge now.

 

Good luck with the collection!!!

[Jim Bell]

Sun's out, buns out.

 

Pooooower up!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thaaaaaats the stuff.

 

[Jim Bell]

Probably best familiarise myself with the train safety signage.

 

 

Ok.

 

 

Got it.

[Jim Bell]

Looks like most of the storm is past us now and it's looking like it might be a bright day.

 

 

 

Gr8 4 collectioneerings.

[Jim Bell]

Your on train entertainment today is provided by Electric Wizard.

 

We understand you have a choice when nominating your Sludge/Doom/Stoner metal band to drown out the noise in the quiet carriage and we thank you for cranking up the filth.

 

 

 

[rantingYoof]

I find the 'escape through windows' sign disproportionately funny...

[aldo135]

How fucking creepy is the "safe space" sign?!!! Just say no Jim!

 

Good luck with the collection