Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

Bit bored now. Might have a read of the complimentary LNER magazine. 

 

 

 

Well I think we can all do well to remember the moral here. 

[Jim Bell]

Donny achieved. Grim. 

[davocano]

Just told my missus that I can't do any gardening today as I'm watching a live Jim Bell collection thread.

Her face made a rather peculiar expression and then she left the room.

I'll take that as a result.

[sdkrc]

Did they brick up the windows on the way to Dontecarlo to keep them safe then?

[loserone]

9 minutes ago, davocano said:

Just told my missus that I can't do any gardening today as I'm watching a live Jim Bell collection thread.

Her face made a rather peculiar expression and then she left the room.

I'll take that as a result.

My calendar was looking a bit empty today, now I've invited my whole team to follow along.  Good idea!

[Floatylight]

This is Mandy. 
 

 
 
Is there anything you'd like to discuss Mandy?
 

Mandy is concerned as she left the house this morning and she could of sworn it was 2020 but she went out a dark alley and ended up in in 1992, she's inadvertently bought a Sony Discman and a 25 inch TV that's going to need three people to carry up the stairs.. She just went to buy some gold jewellery but Gerald the bloke selling it told her it was cheap junk..

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[Dick Cheeseburger]

I'm still worried about Gladysysysys mole. Can you take her to get it checked on the way back from the collectshun? 

[Cookiesouwest]

Mr Bell. If AS did an annual award ceremony for 'Best collection thread of the year' you sir would be winning.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Only went and made the fucking connection!

No bog on this train though. 

Swings and roundabouts. Though there aren't any swings or roundabout either. 

[Jim Bell]

Let's have a look at the social barometer through the eyes of the locals. 

 

Darren. 

 

 

 

Hello Darren. Are there any things troubling you at the moment?

[Tickman]

2 minutes ago, Cookiesouwest said:

Mr Bell. If AS did an annual award ceremony for 'Best collection thread of the year' you sir would be winning.

It would be a very easy handover as it would be from himself to himself

[anonymous user]

2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

 

 

Only went and made the fucking connection!

No bog on this train though. 

Swings and roundabouts. Though there aren't any swings or roundabout either. 

Or passengers either, are you sure you're not sat in a spare train in a siding?

[Cookiesouwest]

2 minutes ago, Tickman said:

It would be a very easy handover as it would be from himself to himself

Lol true. He would win every year. Trophy should be renamed 'The Jim Bell award'

[Crusty Sills]

7 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

 

 

Only went and made the fucking connection!

No bog on this train though. 

Swings and roundabouts. Though there aren't any swings or roundabout either. 

Is krawen in Poland? 

[Jim Bell]

Darren. 

 

 

 

"Yeah there is sumfink bovvering me as it goes, fanks for askin. You know all this Brexit that we all seem to have forgotten abaaaaht since society itself set ablaze? 

Well, now that we've taken aaaahr cantry back and got all the Brexits dahn, will we be able to stop, CERTAIN ANIMALS from entering the country?

Like specifically Maribu Storks. Because fahk me they give me the small balls. Make my pickled onions creep right back ahp into the jar if you know what I mean. They fahkin look like an 80 year old man has put a Pelicans skull on his head as a joke. I can't as much as kiss the wife while I'm thinking about the dirty fahkas. "

 

 

 

It's wot my graaaaanayyyd died for in the wawwer. Send then back to wot evva obscure archipelago they come from. "

[UltraWomble]

Jim - Im sorry but a combo of the face mask and the shirt make you look like you are on the run from the hospital...

We need to be sure you are wearing pants

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, UltraWomble said:

Jim - Im sorry but a combo of the face mask and the shirt make you look like you are on the run from the hospital...

We need to be sure you are wearing pants

You'll never catch me mate. You're a big lad, but you're out of shape. I do this for a living. 

[Jim Bell]

Live carpet. 

 

[Jim Bell]

Onward toward Lincolnshire. 

Home of sausages and slow roads. 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

I bet Darren suffers from gout. 

[Jim Bell]

Just now, Dick Van Diesel said:

I bet Darren suffers from gout. 

#metoo. 

[davehedgehog31]

"Obscure archipelago" ?

[Jim Bell]

 

So that's who has all my teeth. Some lucky woman somewhere who is about to be swept off her feet. 

[jaypee]

14 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Darren. 

 

 

 

"Yeah there is sumfink bovvering me as it goes, fanks for askin. You know all this Brexit that we all seem to have forgotten abaaaaht since society itself set ablaze? 

Well, now that we've taken aaaahr cantry back and got all the Brexits dahn, will we be able to stop, CERTAIN ANIMALS from entering the country?

Like specifically Maribu Storks. Because fahk me they give me the small balls. Make my pickled onions creep right back ahp into the jar if you know what I mean. They fahkin look like an 80 year old man has put a Pelicans skull on his head as a joke. I can't as much as kiss the wife while I'm thinking about the dirty fahkas. "

 

 

 

It's wot my graaaaanayyyd died for in the wawwer. Send then back to wot evva obscure archipelago they come from. "

Fucking tremendous. "they give me the small balls" ???????

[Jim Bell]

Not far off half way donenow. Should be at the car within the hour. 

[loserone]

Is the seller expecting you?  I should have lent you my generic car keys. 

 

(it saves carrying five sets of keys around)

[Jim Bell]

Brett. 

 

 

 

Anything you're finding troubling at the moment Brett?

[Jim Bell]

Just now, loserone said:

Is the seller expecting you? 

Yes.  

[Jim Bell]

Brett. 

 

 

 

"Now Bowie is gone, I feel cast adrift. Zavid was my anchor and my hope. Someone in the fan club said that theres a bird called a Dracula Parrott that can be taught to mimic sounds and noises. I imported one from French Indo-China hoping to teach it to sing David Bowie songs but it just perches on the mantle staring at me. Like it's waiting for me to close my eyes so that it can accost me and drink my precious blood. I'm right on edge. It cost two thousand pounds and if I'm honest, I wish I'd never bought it."

 

 

 

 

"It's eyes are so black and dead and it squawks sound like knives down a blackboard. I don't feel comfortable bringing women home."

[Tickman]

Priceless