Boring car collection.

[Jim Bell]

With the Roffle Focus claimed, the missus is in need of a dailly. Something dependable, boring and economical.

Luckily Autoshite is occasionally fruitful in such bounties so I'm off down the road to collect something absolutely uninteresting.

 

If art could describe my emotions, it would do thusly.

 

[Jim Bell]

Up with the milkmen. It's so cold that my dog is blurred.

 

 

 

 

1st leg will be Ford shaped.

The missus kindly offered to drive me some of the way.

 

[Jim Bell]

And we are off!

 

Heading north!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Making good time thus far and the p.c. is worryingly zero.

[Jim Bell]

Automobile to train.

 

Heading west.

 

 

 

 

Choo Choo! I'm a driver.

 

 

 

Fucking thing is only on time too!

[Jim Bell]

 

 

 

Ok I have no idea how any of this works. Which way do I go for the WORST PLANE?

 

I've never flown before.

 

Wish me luck.

[Cavcraft]

Good luck M8.

[Craig the Princess]

Good luck Biggles, chod speed.

[skattrd]

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I've never flown before.

 

Wish me luck.

 

Good luck m9, I do find it odd thinking there are grown up people in this country who haven't flown before.

 

Cue half of Autoshite claiming never to have flown before.

[Jim Bell]

Flying food.

 

Wholesome breakfats.

 

 

Every airport should have a Greg's.

[loserone]

Keep hold of that bottle

 

Bon voyage!

[eddyramrod]

Good luck m9, I do find it odd thinking there are grown up people in this country there who haven't flown before.

 

Cue half of Autoshite claiming never to have flown before.

Are you suggesting some of us are "grown up" whatever that is?

[Kringle]

"Boring thread"

 

Gets on a plane...

[bangernomics]

Happy travelings

[Jim Bell]

Good luck m9, I do find it odd thinking there are grown up people in this country there who haven't flown before.

 

 

Never had any need. Too poor and disinterested for holidays and no travel for work.

[Jim Bell]

"Boring thread"

 

Gets on a plane...

Boring car, collection.

 

The car is boring. The collection is quite exciting. For me anyway.

[The Moog]

Gets up, scratches head, pours coffee, let's see what's going on in AS world.

 

Boring collection ...

Better have a browse as munching toast ...

It's the man of many names and of interesting toileting....

He's getting on plane..

For the first time.....

Notice that 5 minutes have disappeared...

Have important things to do....

Instead of rushing to do them decided to post nonsense...

Good luck !

[Jim Bell]

I'm through security and now I'm in a shopping centre. What is the fuck is going on? Is this even a real airport!?

 

 

 

 

I'm gonna follow the herd.

[Stanky]

Enjoy! Have fun on a real plane with actual propellers like its still 1947 or something. Its definitely still 1947 where you're going to end up

[skattrd]

Airports are usually full of shops that are no cheaper than elsewhere (despite tax free claims etc) and expensive eateries.

[320touring]

Oooh!

 

A Barry Shitpeas production..starring Wilson Wilson

 

*Watches intently*

[Jim Bell]

P.c. up one to one.

 

 

 

 

[Twiggy]

I`ve never flown.  The mere thought of it petrifies me !

 

Good luck with the collection.

 

Worisit ?

[Jim Bell]

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[jumpingjehovahs]

Enjoy your first Mile High Poo and chodspeed!

[Lacquer Peel]

Is it a Japanese car made in France?

[Jim Bell]

Look at this absolute load of toilet.

 

 

 

Yup. This is me.

 

It was nice knowing you all.

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Enjoy your first Mile High Poo and chodspeed!

 

 

Flight time is an hour and 20 mins mate.

 

 

I'm hoping to have two.

[Guest Hooli]

 

 

Cue half of Autoshite claiming never to have flown before.

 

The only times I've flown commercially was the two planes getting back from Austria when my bike died last year. What a boring unpleasant experience, I shan't be doing it again.

 

(Except I'd like to fly to/from Barra one day to experience a beach runway)

[Jim Bell]

I`ve never flown. The mere thought of it petrifies me !

 

 

 

I wasn't bothered until EXACTLY NOW.

[oldcars]

Shame the steps are so far from the plane. That's a hell of a jump for the passengers.

Cabin crew doors armed for departure and Jim Bell's bowels to manual please and cross check.