There can be only one first.

[Jim Bell]

Along with the wise chaps that hang on to and improve a car for years and years, there are amongst our numbers a few serial Shitters. A few lads that have more 'ins and outs' than a swimming pool verruca bath.

 

Who will be the first shitter to burst a v5 in 2019?

 

Who's already itching for a collection?

 

Who's got some money from santa today and is already on eBay setting their filters to sub £499 and ending in the next seven days.

 

 

The bookies favourites are below, but there's always a plucky outsider worth an each way punt round here.

 

 

1. 9/2 - (Jnt fv) ShiteFoad.

Showed well early last year. Unable to resist a lost cause. Can never be discounted and always a danger.

 

2. 9/2 - (Jnt fv) Bramz.

Can't stop, addicted to the shindig. Can purchase at any time without issue and collect or deliver to any location. Track record is clear. A very dangerous shitter to bet against.

 

3. 4/1 - Cavcraft.

Has an eye for catching people at their most volnerable and a nose for the council estate bargains. The festive aftermath could see bargains to be had and tanks ripe for draining. Never to be underestimated.

 

4. 7/1 - The Shadow.

Probably already prowling the pavements sniffing out a car priced the same as a bag of crisps. Factors on speed dial, mig already plugged in. He might have a horror in and out before the 3rd of Jan while other people's heads spin. Worth a punt.

 

 

5. 20/1 - Wilson Shitpeas.

Quiet of late. Track record mediocre. Getting old but might have a decent run left in him.

 

 

There can be only one shitter to be the first to purchase tin in the year of Arnold 2019, who do you think it'll be or what have you got planned?

[beko1987]

I'm surprised there isn't a collection thread in place!

 

Six-cylinder, want to own a 406 for a week? Need to be home for 3 for lunch!

[pandamonium]

Ahem.

[taxi paul]

My money is on cavcraft , the council estate Facebook Messiah. Someone will be pissed today or caught shagging Gladys from no 32. Which will result in his Mondeo being listed by his bird saffron for £100.00 BIN. That will teach him a lesson .

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Ahem.

Corolla roffle pliz.

[Guest Hooli]

 

5. 20/1 - Wilson Shitpeas.

Quiet of late. Track record mediocre. Getting old but might have a decent run left in him.

 

What happened to him? he used to be funny.

[the judge]

Sounds like Mr Shitpeas has some purchases up his Shitsleeves.

 

See what I did there?

[bramz7]

I probably can't win this. Don't get me wrong, I've seen some stuff for sale that I want but I can't spend anymore money on stuff I keep for a few weeks anymore.

 

Plus I really want to replace the E46 at some point...

[tooSavvy]

ROFFL @£100BIN shag/busted saffron....

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Plus I really want to replace the E46 at some point...

That’s a normal reaction.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I’ve got theee cars on my Copart bidding list. 27th MoFos. Does that count?

[bramz7]

That’s a normal reaction.

 

It's not that it's bad...just dull.

[Jim Bell]

I can't spend anymore money on stuff I keep for a few weeks anymore.

 

 

You are me two years ago aicmfp.

[Jim Bell]

Sounds like Mr Shitpeas has some purchases up his Shitsleeves.

 

See what I did there?

I wish man. I've got a real itch to do something stupid but lack the sufficient funds. Could always sell some cars I guess.

[Junkman]

It's not that it's bad...just dull.

 

That is bad.

[Ghosty]

Rover hasn't been collected yet and is going to a shiter not on the list...

[NorthernMonkey]

There may* be a far north-not quite as far north repatriation occurring sometime in the next 74 hours or so, returning slightly closer to its birth place of B92 8NW

[egg]

Funniest moment of my Xmas day so far.

 

Carry on Jim.

[lesapandre]

I bought another W124 Mercedes on Christmas Eve. Collecting in the new year.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

That is bad.

Dull is inexcusable.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I bought another W124 Mercedes on Christmas Eve. Collecting in the new year.

I’m sorry to hear that.

[lesapandre]

I’m sorry to hear that.

I will feature it on a thread....someone has to buy them.

[bub2006]

Surprisingly my name isn't on the list for the shortest time owned before it dies.....

[GeordieInExile]

I've got nowt to do till the 29th.

 

... Anyone fancy swapping for a 9-5 Aero estate? Just had two front tyres.

[Peter C]

I bought another W124 Mercedes on Christmas Eve. Collecting in the new year.

Following.

[Junkman]

I will feature it on a thread....someone has to buy them.

 

As long as it's someone else it's fine with me.

[theshadow]

on sale  and on the prowl in  north ireland

[lesapandre]

As long as it's someone else it's fine with me.

Will it run on Christmas goose fat?

[Junkman]

Put six litres of it in the sump for all I care.

[Mally]

How much?