Event Shitefest 7th -9th June 2019

[hairnet]

hols put in

 

just gotta decide on shite (as yet unpurchased) or big metal tube and anthony g

[beko1987]

I misread that as metal lube and Anthony g...

[Guest Hooli]

I misread that as metal lube and Anthony g...

 

Oh copper slip sir, suits you sir!

[hairnet]

I misread that as metal lube and Anthony g...

yeah but at your age.........

[hairnet]

hols put in

 

just gotta decide on shite (as yet unpurchased) or big metal tube and anthony g

Hols confirmed

 

Still not sure about ray shite - edit shite has been purchased but there might be further shite purchased before june

[hairnet]

I was just looking at the most stupid route I could take to this from Aberdeen.I came up with this:- Drive from Aberdeen to Cairnryan- Get ferry from Cairnryan to Belfast- Drive from Belfast to Dublin- Get ferry from Dublin to Cherbourg- Get ferry from Cherbourg to Bournemouth- Drive from Bournemouth to ExeterPerfectly* logical*

That's a piece of piss

 

I want to get to Prestwick from manc

 

And you have to do this

 

Although looked at the one change one and I could do a walking round fuenga first

 

How do they come up with these

 

One was Dublin then Poland then across

[richbraith]

Oh, I came in late to this one.

 

Well I've never been to one yet but me and JohnK were talking today and I decided I'm coming, probably in my Renault 19 as it has the autoshite sticker.

[beko1987]

It's never too late man, join the autoshite summer holiday!

[dollywobbler]

It's never too late man, join the autoshite summer holiday!

 

If Cliff Richard is coming, I'm cancelling.

[beko1987]

But what if he bought the young ones too?

[LightBulbFun]

But what if he brought the RT Bus?

 

FTFY 

[chatsharris]

I am in.  Leave granted by the boss, and it gives me more of an aim to make sure the Prelude gets through it's next MOT, otherwise I'll be rocking up in the TurboSwede.

[hairnet]

900 ftw

[chatsharris]

Unfortunately the 900 is miles away from making it - it'll be either the 93 or the Prelude.

[hairnet]

Unfortunately the 900 is miles away from making it - it'll be either the 93 or the Prelude.

GTFO

[davidfowler2000]

Just phoned crewplan.

 

Annual leave moved to fortnight commencing 3rd June.

 

WIN!

[Guest Hooli]

Just phoned crewplan.

 

Annual leave moved to fortnight commencing 3rd June.

 

WIN!

That's breakfast sorted then.

[hairnet]

Bring sqair bring tunnocks

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Munchkin is keen on this - we're camping in U.K. for this summers break I think. It shall be the popping of both our AS weekender cherries.

[beko1987]

Bring sqair bring tunnocks

And 3 packs of healthy squares!

[davidfowler2000]

I'll need to procure 3 slabs of square this year seeing as last year, one pack lasted 45 minutes.

[kirton]

Looks like buying more frying pans needs to be on the agenda of the next football club committee meeting. We do have a deep fat fryer for what I understand might be required for the true Scottish culinary experience.

The village has yet to be warned of the impending invasion although it had a near miss with Dollywobbler's recent visit to Tiverton

[chaseracer]

We do have a deep fat fryer...

 

We'll bring Mars bars and pizza 

[dozeydustman]

Bring sqair bring tunnocks

 

Nae haggis?

[beko1987]

The one thing I've learnt about shitefest is to bring 2 poundshop frying pans, and just throw them away afterwards. Much easier!

[Guest Hooli]

Nae haggis?

 

Aye we need Haggis, ken?

[dozeydustman]

I'll even bring neeps.

[Guest Hooli]

We'll just need sheep liniment then.

 

/DiscWorld

[dozeydustman]

We'll just need sheep liniment then.

 

/DiscWorld

 

discworld?

[Guest Hooli]

A series of books by Sir Terry Pratchett.

 

A range of picsies who are 6" tall, wear kilts, ginger hair, fight all the time & are covered in tattoos called the Wee free men exist. They drink anything & sheep liniment is what they tend to call whisky. I can't* think which country they are based on.