Sold Brown Avensis. *Eyes down*

[Jim Bell]

This just in, Mrs Hoker wants a ticket because cup holders.

Wanted 58 AND IS NOT HAPPY THAT IT'S GONE.

So 21 then.

Jeez.

Sorry that 58 has gone. I've awarded her an extra bonus number as I'm pretty sure she's the first wife or partner to take a ticket in a Shitpeas Roffle. It's a momentous occasion and a great leap forward for feminism and equality.

[binhoker668]

WOW!!!!!!!!!

 

[loserone]

If it was equality, we'd all have free tickets.

 

Very chivalrous tho.

[Shirley Knott]

Christ, only 12 spaces left?

 

If this gets drawn tomorrow that would make four rofffles in the space of eleven days that I've had a stake in, it could tip me over the edge! I don't even really have the space for a fourth car.

 

Be still my beating heart.

[Jim Bell]

If it was equality, we'd all have free tickets.

 

 

 

One day madam. One day.

[binhoker668]

To be fair, she also loves a good road trip and informs me that South Shields looks pretty.

[loserone]

Don't believe it.

[yes oui si]

To be fair, she also loves a good road trip and informs me that South Shields looks pretty.

I want her to win just so you can video the crushing realisation that it isn't.

[binhoker668]

 

[Jim Bell]

To be fair, she also loves a good road trip and informs me that South Shields looks pretty.

Well some of it is but most of it isn't. This bit isn't but some places nearby are.

Theres Marsden Grotto if you like beer and drinking beer in a pub made of a cave on a beach.

 

http://www.marsdengrotto.com/

 

 

Other beaches and pubs are also available.

[binhoker668]

[loserone]

Aye, it's lovely if you're good at hovering above the sea.

 

To be fair it seems like a decent place to live if you don't mind people, the sea, or dog poo

[yes oui si]

Aye, it's lovely if you're good at hovering above the sea.

 

To be fair it seems like a decent place to live if you don't mind people, the sea, or dog poo

Or gulls.

[yes oui si]

I'm still bitter about a gull managing to steal the last corner of a Steak Bake AS MY HAND LIFTED IT TO MY MOUTH WHILST I WALKED OUT OF SHIELDS METRO STATION.

[Jim Bell]

I'm still bitter about a gull managing to steal the last corner of a Steak Bake AS MY HAND LIFTED IT TO MY MOUTH WHILST I WALKED OUT OF SHIELDS METRO STATION.

You have to be able to eat faster than a seagul to survive on the coast. That's the eighth rule.

[Jim Bell]

We also have a miniature railway in a Victorian park.

 

https://www.lakeshorerailroad.co.uk/

 

 

 

For some reason I'm feeling compelled to defend South Shields now. But not it's feral thieving cunt gulls.

[Snipes]

What's your nearest station, East Boldon?

[binhoker668]

I'm from here. 

There is also a bonus other shiter's house in the first 3 secs.

Joebai!

[Dan_ZTT]

Argh. One random please, partly for the nice walkaround video but mostly for mentioning Rodney Bewes.

[Jim Bell]

What's your nearest station, East Boldon?

or Tyne Dock. About equidistant.

[Jim Bell]

Moved forward for ease of reference.

[Jim Bell]

I'm from here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHLWOuDNvcc

There is also a bonus other shiter's house in the first 3 secs.

Joebai!

Looks fair and pleasant round there.

[yes oui si]

Go on, I'll have a third to help it.

[Jim Bell]

Go on, I'll have a third to help it.

In the bookies they let you set limits on how much money you can spend on those roulette machines.

I offer no such services. Do carry on, you are a highly valued customer and would you like a complimentary beef flavoured drink?

[binhoker668]

WAIT.  THERE'S BOVRIL?

Jesus lads.

[Jim Bell]

WAIT. THERE'S BOVRIL?

Jesus lads.

There's always Bovril. I think that's one of the laws of physics.

[binhoker668]

I'm off tae bed.  Work in the morning with a minor hangover.  Buy lots more tickets and good luck to us all.  TTFN!

[gm]

aah bollocks, go on then, pick me a random from the middle of the list, this roffle addiction is a curse

[yes oui si]

In the bookies they let you set limits on how much money you can spend on those roulette machines.

I offer no such services. Do carry on, you are a highly valued customer and would you like a complimentary beef flavoured drink?

I'm always happy to get a taste of something warm and salty.

[The Moog]

I will have one more and one for the bucketeer as I haven't blessed him with such a present recently