So, Elf, on a shelf? Picture contributions, please.

[M'coli]

Mods, move this to the Open forum if need be, but:

 

I know that's not really a shelf, but persevere.  Any other rhyming corny petrochemical jokes will be welcome.

[M'coli]

[M'coli]

[Christine]

[Christine]

National Benzole Mixture ,  nothing that i can think of  rhymes  

 

[Junkman]

[Christine]

 

That was Esso  kids..

 

 

[Uncle Jimmy]

Elf in Delft? Ford in a ford, or ideally in a fjord.

[M'coli]

[M'coli]

Elf in Delft? Ford in a ford, or ideally in a fjord.

Like this?

[UltraWomble]

[UltraWomble]

[clayts450]

[Christine]

[warren t claim]

Has anyone posted a Zephyr on a heifer yet?

[Junkman]

[D Spares & Tyres]

Has anyone posted a Zephyr on a heifer yet?

I was waiting for you to put a badge on a vag

[MorrisItalSLX]

Some Jags on the sag?

 

 

(Bonus Holden content to the right)

[egg]

rammel on a camel?