Roffle Re-Roffle Camembert flavoured Safrane £2.50 a ticket, Sold out, payment pm's coming now.

[Heidel_Kakao]

I can't even find the bit about a picnic.  Have I missed something?

 

Also, Paid.

 

"Seems the bank holiday has halted interest in this, so I'll have to try and boost sales another way....

 

If you are the lucky winner of this fine automobile I will include a picnic to sustain you on your journey home including my famous black pudding scotch eggs, sausage rolls and other delicious pork based products and a bottle of cider from Wells next the Sea. (not for the drive home)."

 

It now includes yummy pork products! Veggies need not apply.

[barmatt]

I've never been much of a vegetarian chef but exceptions can be made if the winner is of that persuasion.

 

Most of the payments are in, just waiting on the last few and then we should be a go for Saturday nights draw.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I R PADE

 

If I win this theres gonna be hell on

[DodgyBastard]

I've also paid.

[barmatt]

Only a couple left to pay and we should be on for tomorrow.

[Talbot]

Me: "I may have entered a Roffle for a large french hatchback"

Wife: "You don't need another car at the moment"

Me: "I know. But it was £2.50"

Wife: "But why. You don't need another car"

Me: "That's sortof the point of a Roffle"

Wife: "But what if you win it?"

Me: "Cheeky bonus??"

*Wife walks away shaking head*

 

I did at once have 16 cars to my name. I am still struggling to reduce that figure. I am down to 7 now. I can see it going back up to 9 or so fairly soon. It's an addiction.

[eddyramrod]

You, young man, are a proper Shiter!

[Brodders]

Are we on for this evening's draw?

[barmatt]

Are we on for this evening's draw?

Yeah I don't see why not, there's still 2 people left to pay for their tickets but I don't think we should prolong the suspense anymore.

[rantingYoof]

*dread*

 

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[barmatt]

What happens if a non payer wins? has this happened before?

[Brodders]

What happens if a non payer wins? has this happened before?

Rollover?

[wuvvum]

If the bonus ball is a non-payer I reckon the logical step would be for the first ball out to win it.

[barmatt]

If the bonus ball is a non-payer I reckon the logical step would be for the first ball out to win it.

That's a good idea, let's go with that.

[RobT]

General rule (or one I adopted in my roffles) is if a non-payer/blank number is the bonus ball, the preceding drawn ball wins. So it's essential to watch the draw and note down the numbers before they sort them into ascending order.

 

But it's your roffle so you choose the rules!

[barmatt]

Think I'll go with Wuvvums idea, if the bonus ball is a non payer then it's the first ball drawn that wins.

[wuvvum]

Congrats to 95 quid Peugeot.

[barefoot]

Fucksticks.

 

I'll be able to enjoy my week away without worrying about the logistics of shifting this halfway across the country.

[rantingYoof]

Likewise. Look forward to the collection thread!

 

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[barmatt]

Well done to 95quid Peugeot. Pm for collection capers.

[95 quid Peugeot]

Yo. I'm ready. Mrs 95 doing lots of tutting at the moment

[Pillock]

Just tell her to call you "two and a half quid Renault".

[Mr_Bo11ox]

She's only jealous, ignore her

[bramz7]

Obvs I can never win this in a raffle.

 

Congrats £95 pug.

[95 quid Peugeot]

Collectshun capers next sat everyone.

Social activity @ Barmatts which it would be prudent not to interrupt with shite collection logistics.

Additionally I must add. My nearest shitter, Brodders of this parish offered to assist with transport, very impressive show of generosity

[95 quid Peugeot]

Captain Brodders. Can you advise of ones plans over the weekend. If the kind offer is still on the table I'd be delighted to accept.

Would you like to chauffeur ( I'll cover costs). Or drive the saffron back to Stowmarket. ( I'll insure)