Jump to content

Dirty old well used slag now on death row.


Recommended Posts

Posted

I want rid of this old dirty slag so can anyone please take her of my hands,

 

she doesnt mind getting up in the morning and wakes with a cough and a bit of a fart, will take you places you might not even want to go, very indecisive and wanders about like a drunken old sailor although only sips the propulsion juice,

she could do with new shoes as they are like 50 pence pieces and various different niggly jobs to keep her putting out for years longer, she's a dirty old gal inside and needs a proper flush out, she's also had a smack in the face but I have some new skin to sort that out and in the right skin tone too which is a bonus.

Beware graphic pics bellow.

 

post-3747-0-35994900-1502824140_thumb.jpg

 

Slight smack in the face new panel same colour comes with it.

 

post-3747-0-04617500-1502824193_thumb.jpg

 

Lovely sexy green eye.

post-3747-0-98177200-1502824286_thumb.jpg

 

Manky interior looks like the aftermath of proper gang bang.

 

post-3747-0-02992500-1502824332_thumb.jpg

Posted

Mot till November and will definately pass another that I can give my cast iron word on.

How much that might cost is another matter.

Posted

She's in Berwickshire ie in the Scottish borders,

Cost for all the rides You can handle £207.13 or best offer or swapsys or will take trade in or cash either way WHY,

Posted

I have nothing to trade in...nothing to swap...and pretty much no cash...no space an no real need for this. But i get paid in a few days so let me see what i can do....

  • Like 1
Posted

Oooh, a green I model!

 

Apparently they have an extra-long gearbox. Some of the people on the Peugeot 306 forums with mega-tuned XUDs would go all frothy for the gearbox out of these.

  • Like 1
Posted

Nope still bringing the house price down,

 

Wow look at what I can get for it.

 

post-3747-0-64665900-1503215773_thumb.png

 

 

Unfortunately I've now removed the insurance from it so can't drive it up there, bloody con.

 

 

post-3747-0-70774200-1503215818_thumb.png

  • Like 1
Posted

Might be worth crawling underneath and getting the code off the cat , usually K***, some hdi ones can be worth 200 scrap

Posted

What is actually wrong with it? Im still skint otherwise id make a cheeky offer....suppose 50 2nite m8 is a bit too cheeky? Lol

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Cat is right at front of engine behind a doze of heat shields so canny be fashed to look for numbers,

 

What I ken is wrong with it is front tyres are pretty near limit, rear tyres have plenty tread for 90% the other 10% are flat spots, is rough as fook untill you get the speed up a bit.

Steering is wandery but probably not as bad as I'm making it out.

Try to pull away on tickover and you get clutch judder, add some revs and she's fine,

Lastly it's shit.

  • Like 3
Posted

Anyone fancy driving it a lot further south and I would be interested. Just no interested enough to come all the way up from Somerset for it. I would certainly give 200 for it if it were down here.

Posted

I would certainly give 200 for it if it were down here.

You must be mad as even I wouldn't give £200 for it.

  • Like 2
Posted

You must be mad as even I wouldn't give £200 for it.

I like 206's for some reason and the hdi is a good old lump. At 200 quid its cheaper than a hire car for a week, I just don't have the time to come up and get it at the moment.

Posted

Yeh it's not really that bad and cheep running for a few months

Posted

Lord Sterling patented delivery service?

Posted

Surely a £3-a-pop roffle for this would be ideal?

 

It'd cost me about £200 to come and get it, so s roffle would be much more attractive

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Since this appears to be about as desirable as a doze of the clap the old slag has now been sentenced and found guilty,

She's on death row now so any last minute reprieve will be welcomed.

Posted

Since this appears to be about as desirable as a doze of the clap the old slag has now been sentenced and found guilty,

She's on death row now so any last minute reprieve will be welcomed.

£87 seems a bit low...

I am totally skint but could offer £100!

Posted

For all peeps with cashflow issues then all I can say is cash is not king,

I can take owt even PlayStation's I don't play them but will take them,

I once took half a pig as part payment, I likes pork you see.

  • Like 2
Posted

So YOU are the person that makes all those Gumtree idiots think a broken Xbox or two is a suitable payment method! :D

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...