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I was just looking at that Herald, I know it's wrong but i quite like it! :oops:

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The VW Beetle that was on Wheeler Dealers the other night is now for sale on carandclassic.co.uk.

 

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Asking for the same price it it sold for as well, Although no mention of it being on the show.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I don't mind that Herald. The Beetle is a horrific lash up though. Working on the engine must be 'fun'.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Not really shite, but in terms of condition it is!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-NISSAN-PRIME ... 0308855733

 

I went to view this down in Essex, along with another P11 down that way and the one in Norwich I ended up buying (so could've saved myself the mileage, but it was a nice day and it gave me my defining drive in the Bluebird, and I saw FOUR Wimpy restaurants).

 

Anyway, it's amazing how deceptive the pictures can be because in real life it's horrible. Tatty, smoke-smelling interior, scratches and dings all over it. I paid £1550 for my very straight and tidy one in better spec and with good history, how this is worth anything over a grand I don't know, and even at that I wouldn't have bought it as it could never be a nice car.

 

Essex car dealer selling from home, with an '80s Rolls on the driveway. Classy.

seth Rank: Renault 16

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As Herald pick ups go that one is the best I think I've seen. Looks properly done and sorted. Clam shell bonnet is a novel (and somewhat pointless?) modification. Shame about the seller. Don't have the best reputation in the Triumph world.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Must be some kind of mad Camry sell-off week. Found three 2.2’s so far, then this tidy V6.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Toyota-Camry-Esta ... 0423749076

 

Given my 2.2 wasn’t exactly slow, these 3-litres must be quite good fun. Until a head gasket pops or the auto ‘box goes, and I imagine it wouldn’t touch the 35-40mpg the Primera gives me.

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Essex car dealer selling from home, with an '80s Rolls on the driveway. Classy.

Item location: Braintree, Essex, United Kingdom

 

Say no more then!.

 

I remember parking my Mk4 Escort out the Weatherspooons pub there years ago and some chav smashed the window on it for no reason, Then the following week my mate having his stereo stolen from his Golf from the some spot.

 

Mind you i do like this Vexel Quovis? thing that his sold.

 

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505cc Diesel that you can drive your wheel chair into a drive!.[/url]

IanF Rank: Austin Maxi

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Mind you i do like this Vexel Quovis? thing that his sold.

 

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505cc Diesel that you can drive your wheel chair into a drive!.[/url]

Cut the roof off and you'd look like a camp Davros

 

Which has bought THIS to mind...

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Here's another contender for shit photo of the year, Taken inside of another car as it was raining! :roll::lol:

 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

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No mention of the obvious impact damage in the description, rear of car comically thick with dirt, massive aerial inflicted rust hole on the wing.

 

Nice.

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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No mention of the obvious impact damage in the description, rear of car comically thick with dirt, massive aerial inflicted rust hole on the wing.

 

Nice.

will keep going for yrs to come if looked after this is how i brought the car 2 yrs ago

Shame it's not been looked after in years past, and if he paid £400 then, he was done!
brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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OOF. Definitely in stark contrast with the escort before, what a lovely thing!

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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The shell is Located in Coventry and will need trailering away

O RLY because i thought it would drive away. Also why have they listed the engine capacity? A 2 litre isit? Shame the engines done walkabout..
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How cool does this look?!, Hard as!

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A new holiday home for Fred maybe?

 

WHO I WISH TO BUY THIS VEHICLE???

A classic van-man (Women) is required, somebody mad about classic/mk2/transits,

who has knowledge of mechanics/electrics/welding/bodywork or knows

someone who can, who understands what this van is all about and what

they are actualy buying???

this van is unique, their is not another like it, and maybe a

classic vehicle investment too.

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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How cool does this look?!, Hard as!

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A new holiday home for Fred maybe?

 

WHO I WISH TO BUY THIS VEHICLE???

A classic van-man (Women) is required, somebody mad about classic/mk2/transits,

who has knowledge of mechanics/electrics/welding/bodywork or knows

someone who can, who understands what this van is all about and what

they are actualy buying???

this van is unique, their is not another like it, and maybe a

classic vehicle investment too.

Not keen on the interior, but otherwise I like this a lot. I think it's a good buy, needs the mirrors returning to standard, and crying out for an MT75.....

Des Rank: Renault 16

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That interior is clearly in distress, the upside-down union flag is a plea for assistance.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Wasn't there one posted last week with a comment of how rare they are? :)Luckily (for the car) it'll probably remain scenetaxless, parts for these are an odd mix of late beetle and some unique stuff. Sadly the unique stuff is made from unobtainium and unless you know your ETKA off by heart it's a tough job to convert bits like the braking system to Beetle stuff. Also repair panels have to be made from scratch usually. I've had similar issues with my late type 3, the braking system is now mostly 1303 stuff but even getting a clutch plate involves playing match-this-part down at GSF.If you want rare though, get a Brasilia. And then slam it.

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No mention of the obvious impact damage in the description, rear of car comically thick with dirt, massive aerial inflicted rust hole on the wing.

 

Nice.

Hey, this is WELL QUAL, it's right out of my dad's book of 'Shit Car Care' :lol:

Parking dings, rust holes and at least one years worth of grime, classy. Just fill half the interior with fag ash and add a random cardboard box full of unrelated junk to complete the look.

One day I will have to capture footage of his moderately disgusting old Peugeot in it's usual shabby state, it's a wonder to behold!

 

That JagWagon is pure sex though, I would love that.

autohausdolby Rank: Austin Maxi

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The VW Beetle that was on Wheeler Dealers the other night is now for sale on carandclassic.co.uk.

 

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Asking for the same price it it sold for as well, Although no mention of it being on the show.

That car is worth 4 grand all day long :)
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£400 for a shit B reg Escort, I musta been crazy to let my rustfree automatic the same age go for less than half that three years ago. Mine was only on 45k too, wonder how many miles that one has done but I bet its a whack more than that :roll:

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Alternatively

 

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GR8 4 HOME2ROME/STANDLAKE/SLAGTAXIS LTD/GANGBANG DOGGING

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