Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Nnnnnnggh! What an extraordinary beauty. Its an auto like, a real OAP special. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-V-PLAS-AUTO-WHITE_W0QQitemZ330280145028 White with a brown interior - "like driving round in a soiled nappy".... Anyone recognise that quote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MAXI-2-1750-L-RED_W0QQitemZ220298307557 'NEEDS GRASS STRIMMING FOR MOT' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 If this Maestro HL did not have lowered suspension, you would never know it had a souped up Montego turbo 2.0 engine in it! Briliant! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-HL-BLUE_W0QQitemZ190261194950 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Oh my! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MONTEGO-timewarp-amazing-1-owner-24000-MLS-FSH_W0QQitemZ260303925572 What a sweetie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Shitting nora! This 128 estate is from 1974! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1974-FIAT-128-ESTATE-RED_W0QQitemZ220300579491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 If this Maestro HL did not have lowered suspension, you would never know it had a souped up Montego turbo 2.0 engine in it! Briliant! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-HL-BLUE_W0QQitemZ190261194950Subtle mods are ok by me. I actually quite like this! I imagine its a little bit fast.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 "what are those lights off again?" http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-CLASSIC-MATR ... 0094883054 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLASSIC-1967-BEDF ... 0301120799 Pretty convincing replica http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Broadspeed-Jaguar ... 0305938642 Something appealingly 'wrong' about these late rubber bumper 96s http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-SAAB-96-LV4- ... 0321753431 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Mr Bo11ocks, with these you are really spoiling us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... otohosting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 "what are those lights off again?" http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-CLASSIC-MATR ... 0094883054 The man has a Murena and an Avantime. I'm jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
500tops Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300268688211&indexURL=8#ebayphotohosting 15k on mods! gawd 'elp us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 'FS. That's the best part of it. Those asymmetric kits are truly hideous, and possibly aerodynamically lethal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this? YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Oh, Mr B did you have to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this? YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.What kind of money do these things make, if they sell at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Those asymmetric kits are truly hideous, and possibly aerodynamically lethal.Is that what it's called?? asymmetric kit?? Looks like it's been parked too close to a fire to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Loving the Maestro sleeper effort. V cool. That Astra is a fugging disgrace to motoring. BRING BACK HANGING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I wonder if it was inspired by the movie 'Twister'. The desert represents the owner's empty mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
500tops Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 The desert represents the owner's empty mind.or their empty wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Heres a good one for the renophiles: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=280277610739 83k and one owner fron new! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 That 21 has held up well for a 22 year old piece of french craftsmanship (if thats the word) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-AUDI-100-AVANT-E-SILVER_W0QQitemZ180300407592 Groß, um Dinge zum Tipp zu führen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-PEUGEOT-405-Diesel-Estate-11months-MOT-just-349_W0QQitemZ250314174641 Cela convient plus aux applications dogging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Ross Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Poogo 405 has what appears to be a factory reg.............. Coventry anyhoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain-328i Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Possibly yeah! I thought the factory suffix for the Pug factory was 'VC'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BAT-CAR-FULL-SIZE ... 286.c0.m14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Ross Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I'd want better than Cooper Zeon tyres for my Hundred Grand though................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BAT-CAR-FULL-SIZE-REPLICA-FULLY-DRIVEABLE-CAR_W0QQitemZ330279735101QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item330279735101&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C240%3A1309&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14Yeah, very nice, but WHY?!!I suppose its a more money than sense purchase, for the likes of Micheal Jackson, lotto lout Mickey Carroll, any premiership footballer etc etc-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this? YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.GR8 FOR MAKIN' PEOPLE USE SPECSAVERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Jeezus its even too big to go in a frag feeder. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LINCOLN-TOWNCAR-260-MEGA-STRETCH-LIMOUSINE_W0QQitemZ200267713984 BUILT TO SET 16 PASSENGERS + BEDWHY is there a bed in there. That is ridiculous. Also I see the MOT is up, where can you get these things tested? Its not gonna go on any MOT ramp i've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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