Ebay tat

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Nnnnnnggh! What an extraordinary beauty. Its an auto like, a real OAP special.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-V-PLAS-AUTO-WHITE_W0QQitemZ330280145028

 

White with a brown interior - "like driving round in a soiled nappy".... Anyone recognise that quote?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MAXI-2-1750-L-RED_W0QQitemZ220298307557

 

'NEEDS GRASS STRIMMING FOR MOT'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

If this Maestro HL did not have lowered suspension, you would never know it had a souped up Montego turbo 2.0 engine in it! Briliant!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-HL-BLUE_W0QQitemZ190261194950

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Oh my!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MONTEGO-timewarp-amazing-1-owner-24000-MLS-FSH_W0QQitemZ260303925572

 

What a sweetie!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Shitting nora! This 128 estate is from 1974!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1974-FIAT-128-ESTATE-RED_W0QQitemZ220300579491

[RedSparrow]

If this Maestro HL did not have lowered suspension, you would never know it had a souped up Montego turbo 2.0 engine in it! Briliant!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-HL-BLUE_W0QQitemZ190261194950

Subtle mods are ok by me. I actually quite like this! I imagine its a little bit fast....

[Milford Cubicle]

"what are those lights off again?"

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-CLASSIC-MATR ... 0094883054

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLASSIC-1967-BEDF ... 0301120799

 

Pretty convincing replica

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Broadspeed-Jaguar ... 0305938642

 

 

Something appealingly 'wrong' about these late rubber bumper 96s

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-SAAB-96-LV4- ... 0321753431

[KruJoe]

Mr Bo11ocks, with these you are really spoiling us!

[pompei]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... otohosting

 

[wuvvum]

"what are those lights off again?"

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-CLASSIC-MATR ... 0094883054

 

The man has a Murena and an Avantime. I'm jealous.

[500tops]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300268688211&indexURL=8#ebayphotohosting

 

15k on mods! gawd 'elp us

[KruJoe]

'FS. That's the best part of it. Those asymmetric kits are truly hideous, and possibly aerodynamically lethal.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

 

 

YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

[KruJoe]

Oh, Mr B did you have to?

[Richard]

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

 

 

YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

What kind of money do these things make, if they sell at all?

[retrogeezer]

Those asymmetric kits are truly hideous, and possibly aerodynamically lethal.

Is that what it's called?? asymmetric kit?? Looks like it's been parked too close to a fire to me.

[pogweasel]

Loving the Maestro sleeper effort. V cool. That Astra is a fugging disgrace to motoring. BRING BACK HANGING.

[Milford Cubicle]

I wonder if it was inspired by the movie 'Twister'.

 

 

 

The desert represents the owner's empty mind.

[500tops]

The desert represents the owner's empty mind.

or their empty wallet

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Heres a good one for the renophiles:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=280277610739

 

83k and one owner fron new!

[Owain-328i]

That 21 has held up well for a 22 year old piece of french craftsmanship (if thats the word)

[Owain-328i]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-AUDI-100-AVANT-E-SILVER_W0QQitemZ180300407592

 

Groß, um Dinge zum Tipp zu führen!

[Owain-328i]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-PEUGEOT-405-Diesel-Estate-11months-MOT-just-349_W0QQitemZ250314174641

 

Cela convient plus aux applications dogging!

[Albert Ross]

Poogo 405 has what appears to be a factory reg.............. Coventry anyhoo.

[Owain-328i]

Possibly yeah! I thought the factory suffix for the Pug factory was 'VC'?

[pompei]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BAT-CAR-FULL-SIZE ... 286.c0.m14

[Albert Ross]

I'd want better than Cooper Zeon tyres for my Hundred Grand though................

[RedSparrow]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BAT-CAR-FULL-SIZE-REPLICA-FULLY-DRIVEABLE-CAR_W0QQitemZ330279735101QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item330279735101&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C240%3A1309&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Yeah, very nice, but WHY?!!I suppose its a more money than sense purchase, for the likes of Micheal Jackson, lotto lout Mickey Carroll, any premiership footballer etc etc-.

[AXrescuer]

Ha ha, you spent enough for a decent deposit on a flat and you've ended up with this?

 

 

YOU ARE A CRETIN. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.

GR8 FOR MAKIN' PEOPLE USE SPECSAVERS.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Jeezus its even too big to go in a frag feeder.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LINCOLN-TOWNCAR-260-MEGA-STRETCH-LIMOUSINE_W0QQitemZ200267713984

 

BUILT TO SET 16 PASSENGERS + BED

WHY is there a bed in there. That is ridiculous.

 

Also I see the MOT is up, where can you get these things tested? Its not gonna go on any MOT ramp i've ever seen.