The Epic Austrian owned R16 from Germany doing French things in a Parallel Universe near England Saga

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

In the interest of that nice R16, may i suggest to change the side of the road until you see signs reading "Red Lion", "Royal Oak" or similar.

"Gawd save the Queen!!"

[Head on collision with Audi doing 500kph]

[michael t]

F****in brilliant stuff! Semi-apologies for the numerous "Michael T liked" notifications you'll be getting but this is just top notch!

[pshome]

What is your outfit? Cord jacket and Fedora are compulsory driving a R16 in Germany.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Food for car.

 

 

Food for people

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

We've crossed the border into the Netherlands. This is how they welcome you:

 

[beko1987]

Pick up some 'supplies' for shitefest whilst your there...

[Sloth in a bowl]

'Agent Orange to base, Agent Orange to base. I think they spotted me, the targets took a photo as they passed.'

'This is base. Orange, were you wearing the giraffe disguise again?'

'Maybe, why?'

'You know that disguise is only approved for use in Kenya, and zoos'

'But I like the giraffe disguise, you can see lots of stuff from up there.'

'Orange, get back in the badger outfit and keep your nose to the ground.'

'Bastard.'

'Arsehole.'

[John F]

Little known fact: you can see all of the Netherlands from the top of that giraffe.

[Junkman]

Doesn't matter what's going on in reality, I prefer the Sloth version!

 

Me too!

[Junkman]

Excellent! I reckon they would have hurried things along if you'd told them it needed to be back in the UK for an event called Shitefest.

 

I have no problem travelling through half of Europe in a shagged R16, but Linconshire?

No thanks.

[Sloth in a bowl]

'Base to all agents, Base to all agents. Plan Belgium is in operation. For decades we have been making the Flanders roads as unpleasant as possible to stop people from buying cars in Germany and driving them to the channel. Our day of glory has now arrived.'

'Base, this is Antwerp, I just want to point out that they are in a Renault 16, it has soft suspension and nice seats.'

'Base to all agents, Base to all agents. Fuck.'

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Previous owners left us one CD.

 

[beko1987]

It's got a cd player? I'm amazed junkman let you both buy it at all. You'll be telling me it's a manual next...

[Cleon-Fonte]

I had no idea giraffes were native to the Netherlands.

[Frogchod]

Due to brexit bollox all imports of non British cars has been banned with immediate effect.

Therefore you must detour to northern France and store it in my barn

[stillOrange]

Erm, I don't think they are heading for the UK just yet .... ðŸ˜

[Felly Magic]

It's got a cd player? I'm amazed junkman let you both buy it at all. You'll be telling me it's a manual next...

I do believe it does have 3 pedals and a funny gearstick that you have to shift yourself to increase or decrease forward motion. This cannot be Junkman, and clearly is an alien imposter possibly from the Fens

[Frogchod]

Erm, I don't think they are heading for the UK just yet ....

Scrapyard raid in France for the correct gearbox ?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Beep beep, it's a truck load of my forum posts in transit

 

[Felly Magic]

Now you need to spot a coach from the Fucker company

[hairnet]

louwman???

 

ps le frog vite vite

 

oof

[Sloth in a bowl]

Were are you going? Sun in the west, shadow on left. You going South!!!!

 

I may have had a whisky too many to control !!!! output, but SHITEFEST tomorrow, so can be excused.

 

I think the sweary Len Deighton may be over for the evening.

 

 

P.S. thank you to all whom liked my posts today, it made a very dull day at work, much more fun.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Uhh

 

[Sloth in a bowl]

Agent Orange stikes

[pshome]

Uhh

 

All french cars do that, just stop using the indicators, old mechanical flasher relays draw a lot of current.

[BorniteIdentity]

Uhh

 

First a button with a small asthmatic boy on it, now a guage adorned with dice.

 

Bizarre.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

The indicators are not on. That's at 100kph.

 

We have missed our ferry. We have got lost.

We are rapidly running out of time to reach the port.

The centre console has broken.

[pshome]

... talk to Junkman about this.

[richardmorris]

The indicators are not on. That's at 100kph.

We have missed our ferry. We have got lost.

We are rapidly running out of time to reach the port.

The centre console has broken.

[pshome]

Find next E-car charging point, steal battery from Tesla: enough energy to run ignition, CD-player and flashers all the way home.