Roffle Raffle - Renault Vel Satis - Â£7.5 ticket

19,992 · November 27, 2016

I'm trying to resist, but it's surprisingly difficult...

You don't normally stop yourself!

12,422 · November 27, 2016

Perhaps I can make this a little more tempting....

If the winner is a holder of two tickets, then they will also receive:
a full tank of unleaded AND
a copy of the Renault Electronic Parts Catalogue and Workshop Manual for the Vel Satis, in the form of two VMs that run Renault Dialogys.
(You will need a windows pc to make use of this, but the only other software you'll require is VMWare Workstation Player, which is free to download)

Go on then, throw me one more random number....

10,823 · November 27, 2016

Perhaps I can make this a little more tempting....

If the winner is a holder of two tickets, then they will also receive:
a full tank of unleaded AND
a copy of the Renault Electronic Parts Catalogue and Workshop Manual for the Vel Satis, in the form of two VMs that run Renault Dialogys.
(You will need a windows pc to make use of this, but the only other software you'll require is VMWare Workstation Player, which is free to download)

I'll have another twenty tickets if you fit it with an autobox.

4,479 · November 27, 2016

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4,479 · December 1, 2016

I'll have another twenty tickets if you fit it with an autobox.

While it might not be the most sporty of motors, I can think of no better way of removing the pleasure of driving the thing than by replacing a six speed box of silky smoothness with a 5 speed slush box. I've currently got two other autos in the fleet, so I'm getting a feel for which cars are better for an auto box. I don't think this is one of them. Also, it's now quite rare enough as it is - I don't want to make it the only Vel Satis to have been converted from manual to auto... so, sorry, but I will not be turning it into a badermatic

2,123 · December 3, 2016

What part of the country is this in?

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4,355 · December 3, 2016

I'll have number 6 too please.

2,123 · December 4, 2016

Fuck it two randoms please (payment by bacs ok? I don't do PayPal :/)

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4,479 · December 4, 2016

Sorry, been feeling crap the last two days, but soldiered on with some work on the XM (so I'd better update that thread next), so only just catching up with this now

It's in Congleton, just north of Stoke-on-Trent

Other methods of payment are available

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6. Spartacus

7. WilsonWilson

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29. drum

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31. Keymaster

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2,107 · December 5, 2016

Thank fook this didn't roffle over the weekend just gone... or I'd now be lumbered with it

4,479 · December 5, 2016

Lumbered? LUMBERED?

This is an example of French engineering* (and British bodging) at its best* I'll have you know...

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4,479 · December 5, 2016

I may even have to resort to using the word 'peerless'

Aft trawl, there's not another Vel Satis anywhere with er, exactly the same mileage as this one.

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4,355 · December 6, 2016

I can't wait to win it, my two girls are going to love being chauffeured around in it. Does it have picnic tables?

10,823 · December 6, 2016

I can't wait to win it, my two girls are going to love being chauffeured around in it. Does it have picnic tables?

Of course it doesn't, it's French.

It has an upright storage facility for a bottle of wine and a baguette.

And maybe somewhere moist to encourage snails to breed.

4,355 · December 6, 2016

They like a baguette, so it's all gravy.

47,368 · December 6, 2016

MUST......RESIST.......

Ok put me down for a couple of randoms PLZ

4,479 · December 6, 2016

MUST......RESIST.......

Ok put me down for a couple of randoms PLZ

Gladly!

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4,479 · December 11, 2016

Bump 'cos the Presidential Renner is still at Chez Chod, with it's lovely seats and long MOT and there's still 24 chances to amaze* and impress* your family and friends before Christmas by scooping up a properly opulent looking motah for a tenner...

(And because I need to free up a parking space on the drive, so I can free up a parking space on the road, 'cos the gates to the drive are completely doing my head in.)

(And because Mrs CW is being very good about not nagging me about the Renner STILL being here, but this can't last much longer...)

1,974 · January 16, 2017

Thread bump because that is one lovely car Sir! I couldn't get insured on one of these - Â£2k per annum! I would have a number otherwise though. With respect, perhaps the high mileage is putting a few people off? A bit of a gamble for a buyer as one breakdown would almost certainly spell the end economically speaking!

Instead of offering a full tank of fuel, why not drop the price a little, surely someone will be tempted to take the plunge?

10,994 · January 16, 2017

I've driven this and it was pretty good. You feel a cut above all the munters driving normal cars and the thing is deceptively big in the metal. I thought it would be Austin Maestro sized.

1,974 · January 16, 2017

I thought it would be Austin Maestro sized.

I would have said Fiat Ritmo in length, Silver Shadow in width and Williams F1 '96 in height.................

January 16, 2017

I'd forgotten how stunningly ugly these are, thanks for the reminder.

9,036 · January 16, 2017

Gis two randoms.

Where the eff do I send MON COINZ pls

35,808 · January 16, 2017

Forgot about this - still good for the tickets but will donate them to SiC if it goes ahead

4,479 · January 17, 2017

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I was going to hold off sending out payage details until closer to the draw. PayPal and bank transfer will be acceptable methods of payage.

I can see how many will think the car (not the roffle, that IS) a gamble. But while I've fettled the bits that bugged me cos they didn't work, and after I had the turbo oil feed return pipe sorted (as soon as I bought it), it's been a really solid performer. It starts, it goes, it stops. I've done some properly long journeys in it and it's a brilliant car for this - it's so comfy and effortless.

I could do with the space that it's taking up, as Mrs CW is about to commit the cardinal sin of buying some modern on PCP and I have a Badermatic Corsa C to work on for her pleasure and 8 vehicles of various types is, even in my book, too many, she's about to make it 9...

so...

it can be yours for Â£500 and the ticket price is now down to Â£7.5 And the winner (single ticket holders included) will get a full tank of sans plomb, the Renner software and the brake pads and ARB bushes. I will have to reward double ticket holders with pies. But pies from Westmorland Tebay services, so they don't feel too hard done by.

Roll up, roll up, you only live once etc. etc.

3,526 · January 17, 2017

Where is this ~~monstrosity~~ fine example of Gallic classic motoring?

4,479 · January 17, 2017

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It's in Congleton, Cheshire

19,992 · January 18, 2017

I will have another 2 please

28,106 · January 18, 2017

2 x randoms pls.

10,823 · January 18, 2017

Fuck me, I have NEVER purchased multiple tickets for ANY raffle ever in the history of raffling, but I really fancy this oddment.

Another random please.

Roffle Raffle - Renault Vel Satis - Â£7.5 ticket

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