Roffle Range Rover Roffel - It's All Over Now! Caution: Victim established!

[barmatt]

I was trying to work out what I could sell to buy this magnificent beast but the excitement of a rangie roffle is spanktastic.

 

No 23 for me please

[Junkman]

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[dome]

Swap 4 Clio 182 m9?

 

Id be tempted to a raffle but have far too many cars as it is.

 

I shall hopefully be inebriated at some point before all the numbers are taken though at which point it will seem like a good idea.

[95 quid Peugeot]

#27 for me pls

[beko1987]

I'm glad I spent all the money I own already this month. Otherwise this would be a really good idea...

[83C]

As with Dome, I shall revisit later when I'm pissed and see what happens.

[dave21478]

Two consecutive numbers please.

[Supernaut]

Fuck it.

 

One random, please.

[Cavcraft]

{miserable bastard} without going through 13 pages of OMGHFDGLLHHROVERV8ENGLANDPRIMEMINISTEROMGV8 is there a concise (readable) current description and pictures of it, please? {miserable bastard}

[Supernaut]

{miserable bastard} without going through 13 pages of OMGHFDGLLHHROVERV8ENGLANDPRIMEMINISTEROMGV8 is there a concise (readable) current description and pictures of it, please? {miserable bastard}

It's a Range Rover. For £20 per ticket. It's probably in far nicer condition than your usual purchases.

 

What more do you need to know other than BUY TICKETS NAAAAOOOO.

[Junkman]

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[AMC Rebel]

One random please (I am officially daft - 7 cars already including a Range Rover - what is wrong with me?).

[Junkman]

1996 Range Rover P38 4.6 HSE Automatic - MOT: 17th September 2017 - Mileage: 89,000


A well looked after, high specification Range Rover. The low mileage, lack of towbar and overall condition suggests it has not had a hard life.
This is further backed up by the way the car drives.
With air suspension, smooth automatic gearbox and a set of nearly new Vredestein tyres, you won't find a better winter car.

It has a new water pump and drive belt.

Bad points:

The SRS light is on.
The HVAC fault light is also on, although the heater works.
The cruise control is not working, and the radio is temperamental.

Cosmetically, the car is in fine condition save for a little damage to the front bumper.
The leather interior is clean and undamaged, showing only the mildest signs of its age.
A portion of the headlining is sagging as is typical in cars of this vintage.

The car is located in Stockport, near M60 junction 2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I devoutly hope this is the exact correct amount of text and pictures.

[Junkman]

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[Cavcraft]

(number) 53, please.

[Junkman]

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[Guest Breadvan72]

Dreizehn, und zweiundvierzig, bitte.

[Guest Breadvan72]

I guess a 20 quid roffle would be quite a lead balloon, no?

 

99 59 luftballons

 

[richardthestag]

 radio is temperamental.

 

 

Am I oot? 

 

Am I fook

 

[Junkman]

Dreizehn, und zweiundvierzig, bitte.

 

Jawohl, der Herr.

 

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[Longblackcoat]

2 for me

[Junkman]

Would that be number 2, or two randoms, sir?

 

Hint: Most people would opt for the latter, cough, cough...

[meshking]

Number 21 for me please.

[Fat_Pirate]

Couple of randoms, please.

[Tayne]

Number 5 please

[Jim Bell]

Go on then. Just the one please.

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[Junkman]

Go on then. Just the one please.

 

Which one? 1?

 

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[SamR380]

01 please.

[NorthernMonkey]

39 over here, please