Ebay P6 not for sale?

[Jim Bell]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262598355772

 

 

Possibly the most bewildering ebay item description I have ever read.

 

Probably possibly not even for sale, Lexus seats, no pictures, possibly £500. Or £7900

 

Sorry if this is a pearoast.

[Tamworthbay]

Oh boy, not another 'I spent X on it over three years so now it's worth at least the same'. So if I buy a modern for £10k then spend £5k on tax, insurance, servicing, tyres etc etc over five years that makes it worth £15k does it? Fuckwits.

[red5]

Huge retard/mong/mouthbreather/WalterMitty/bullshitter etc etc

 

Result: Avoid, but watch with glee.

[chaseracer]

Unless there's four shillings jammed in the handbrake, ah'm oot...

[Junkman]

You guys haven't seen that contraption yet.

It's one of the most half arsed attempts at frankensteining rubbish I've had the privilege to hurt my eyes with.

So yes, I want it.

[pshome]

Previous "buyer's" feedback comment "TOTAL RUBBISH P6 WASTE OF TIME"

[alf892]

It is just down the road from me......I might ask for a viewing

[Felly Magic]

No photo?

 

That immediately means to me that it should be in the 'fucking scrap it M9' thread

[I_am_Diesel]

I just gave my 5 year old son a can of Skol Super and he put a bid on it.

[mouseflakes]

Baffling! Look at the previous listing though - it looks like the seller was shocked at the price it reached and telling bidders they could withdraw if they wished.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-3-5-V8-auto-/262581713580

 

HELL FIRE, WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? THANKS FOR YOUR NTEREST, BUT PRESENTLY THE ENGINE IS STILL IN BITS. EVERYTHING IS THERE READY BUT BE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO, I WON'T BE OFFENDED IF YOU WITHDRAW YOUR BID(S).

I'M UTTERLY GOB SMACKED THAT THE BIDDING HAS REACHED THIS LEVEL AND, RIGHT NOW, AM UNDECIDED AS TO WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.

AGAIN THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST, WATCH THIS SPACE OVER THE NEXT 12-18 HOURS FOR FURTHER NOTES

[Junkman]

Previous "buyer's" feedback comment "TOTAL RUBBISH P6 WASTE OF TIME"

 

Well, why did he bid it to £7,900 then? Looks like two brain amputees met there.

Although, the seller might have won this 'who is the biggest tard' duel by literally copypasting the mess from the previous advert without making any changes.

[HillmanImp]

Is he also selling a Chrysler Le Baron and a piano owned by hitler?

[pshome]

Tried, to get some pics, didn't work. 

 

Me: Before making a bid, i would appreciate if you could send me some photos of the car.
Him: Fraud the car's going to be withdrawn from sale anyway. Bad experiences of the previous auction have precipitated a change of plan. Thanks for your interest.

 

Why does he keep the ad still running then...

[Jim Bell]

He sounds like exactly the type of person that gives people like this a bad name.

[Felly Magic]

The car is clearly only fit for bean tins/razor blades by the sounds of it