If autoshite did.......

[Tamworthbay]

Just wondering what the world would be like with AS in charge. So to start.....

 

If AS did F1

[Sloth in a bowl]

If Autoshite ran buses (and holidays in the sun)

 

[Sloth in a bowl]

If Autoshite provided your tech support

 

 

 

[DVee8]

If Autoshite did Mcdonalds

 

 

 

 

[MarvinsMom]

shame that all the cool buses and lorries have been taken off the roads in Malta.......

 

i've not been there but it i one place that i would like to visit one day.......

 

one day.

[mercrocker]

Camping Holidays....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DVee8]

If Autoshite did fire engines

 

[privatewire]

If Autoshite did online dating.

[Sloth in a bowl]

but Autoshite does camping holidays

 

 

 

[bub2006]

If Autoshite did rallying

 

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Bubster's 4wheel drift experience!

Thank you! Not so much drift as more uncontrollable slide though

[fordperv]

Ambulance service

 

[djimbob]

but Autoshite does camping holidays

 

 

 

I've got two of those trailer tents! Well, one of them is whole, the other I took the chassis off and bolted it to the roof of my transit to make a roof tent

 

Just need to get the transit MOT'd and we're away

[SiC]

... car manufacturing

 

 

The complete feature list

 

Exterior

Bold structured front grille

C - shaped signature headlamps

Black bumpers

Wheel arch cladding

Side indicator on wheel arch cladding

Tinted glazing

Steel wheels painted black

Black hub cap

Integrated roof spoiler

 

Interior

Mono-tone dashboard

Plain digital instrument cluster

Plain side air vents with contour finish

Floor console with 2 can holders

Parking brake console

Small front seats: Outer valance cover

Moon Grey upholstery

 

Comfort

Front seats: Integrated headrests

Rear seats: Integrated neck rest

Heater

Open storage in front of the passenger seat

Door map storage with 1 litre bottle holder (both sides)

Front seats: Recline & longitudinal adjust

Gear shift indicator (GSI)

Fuel lid inner release from driver side

Tailgate inner release from driver side

 

Safety

High mounted stop lamp

Front & rear seat belts

Spare wheel

Warning triangle

2 years corrosion protection

 

 

(Does look like they were struggling for the feature list)

[vulgalour]

Exotic sports cars.

 

[vulgalour]

Executive airport-to-hotel transport.

 

[vulgalour]

Funerals.

 

 

[vulgalour]

Self-drive holidays.

 

[New POD]

Exotic sports cars.

 

 

 

That is fucking brilliant. Take a Flying Zit and turn yourself into the ultimate pisstake.

[cros]

Camping Holidays....

 

 

 

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Nothing to do with the topic but in the middle of this photo is a mega-rare single rear wheeled Loadstar lorry. I've seen a drawing of one in a sales brochure but didn't know they actually existed until I saw this picture. Can't even find any info available on what engine it had- the 4 litre 6 cylinder fitted to the larger models would have made it a flyer. My 5 tonner could manage a genuine 65 unladen, but with fun being on ration in the early 50's I'm guessing Austin fitted the 2.2 engine from their 16 car which would have made it suitably miserable.

[New POD]

Crowds

 

 

 

Boats

 

 

 

Bouldering

 

 

Cakes

 

 

Housing Estates

 

 

Sea food

 

 

Carpentry

 

 

White Vans and cab Crew Pickups for Builders and Plumbers ( and other tradesmen)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[mercrocker]

Nothing to do with the topic but in the middle of this photo is a mega-rare single rear wheeled Loadstar lorry. I've seen a drawing of one in a sales brochure but didn't know they actually existed until I saw this picture. Can't even find any info available on what engine it had- the 4 litre 6 cylinder fitted to the larger models would have made it a flyer. My 5 tonner could manage a genuine 65 unladen, but with fun being on ration in the early 50's I'm guessing Austin fitted the 2.2 engine from their 16 car which would have made it suitably miserable.

The travellers had some fantastic gear back then, it was one of the best things about the free festivals (better than the music, largely...).   Do you reckon it might be a 4x4 with a platform?   My brochure only lists the 4 litre and Perky P6 as well.

[mercrocker]

Crowds

 

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Boats

 

 

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Bouldering

 

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Cakes

 

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Housing Estates

 

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Sea food

 

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Carpentry

 

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White Vans and cab Crew Pickups for Builders and Plumbers ( and other tradesmen)

 

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That is the Autoshite guide to life right there.....Except for the jellyfish - that can get back in the sea.   

 

 

Substitute sea food

 

 

- 

[mercrocker]

Home Cinema..... 

 

 

 

[oldcars]

If Autoshite did detailing on supercars 

[For Fiats Sake]

Forain foodz

[Formula Autos]

Wedding cars ....

 

 

 

 

 

Rallying ......

 

 

 

 

And, if the SVM did Touring Cars .....

 

 

 

 

 

[Bucketeer]

Wedding cars ....

 

 

 

Christ! There's more than one of them.

 

In Bulgaria last month . . . . . . . . . .

[cros]

 

 

The travellers had some fantastic gear back then, it was one of the best things about the free festivals (better than the music, largely...).   Do you reckon it might be a 4x4 with a platform?   My brochure only lists the 4 litre and Perky P6 as well.

Sadly you're probably right, perhaps a K9 with smaller tyres and 'civilian' flatbed. Will try to find the pic of the mythical 'baby' Loadstar.

 

Got it- described as a 'Woofer' but clearly the earlier Loadstar cab. And not what was in the hippy camp...

[brownnova]

Canal boat holidays:

 

Royal Transport:

 

 

Dog Walking

 

Traffic policing

[brownnova]

Superhero movies