SVM Collection Capers vol.XVIII - No Volvo Content

[cms206]

I am sitting in a 7-year old diesel Volkswagen with SVM colleagues David Flowers and Adrians Caines on route to not collect a Volvo.

 

REALITY IS FUCKED

 

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[skattrd]

Are you buying Shitpeas PSA XUD OMG 

[KruJoe]

Golf TDI lololololol!!!1!!!11!!!!

[cms206]

Skattrd is too good at this.

 

We are now in England. Home of The English. I think we have sneaked in undetected due to to the lack of Volvo.

[Jim Bell]

They're lighting the beacons along Hadrians Wall.

 

YOUL NEVER TAKE OUR ROUND SAuSAGES!

[cms206]

SAUSAGE SHOULD HAVE CORNERS

 

Your efforts are too little, too late. We have already observed your Vulcan air defences at Carlisle.

[cms206]

Traffic status. Fucked.

[Jim Bell]

Yeah. That does happen between 1630 and 1830.

End of the year so councils are digging up, well, everything.

[robinmasters]

Skattrd is too good at this.

We are now in England. Home of The English. I think we have sneaked in undetected due to to the lack of Volvo.

You might have got in ok, but Scottish customs will never let you back through with a non-Swedish vehicular purchase.

[Junkman]

 

No Volvo Content

 

I'm shockerised!

Seriously.

[hairnet]

wearing that kilt had done stuff to ya

 

flowers lmao

 

m6 in the afternoon ??? lololololololol

[Jim Bell]

Even brought un-required wheels.

[Jim Bell]

Sad money.

[Jim Bell]

Filled and off north.

 

Good to see you dudes again. Albeit fleetingly.

[320touring]

Huzzah!XUDERY FTW

[hairnet]

peugeotlol

[anonymous user]

I am now confused, does Wilson Shitpeas have any cars left?

[Jim Bell]

I am now confused, does Wilson Shitpeas have any cars left?

Two thank you very much. Which is about all I can manage ATM. A Sierra and a Rover 25 GTI. And possibly a 340 vario depending on how drunk I get when it comes up for sale.

[davidfowler2000]

Handover...

[Felly Magic]

SVM in non Volvo Kollekshun Fred hashtagdissapoint

[cms206]

406 is at Gretna now and is GR47.

 

 

As always WilsonCubed is a top shiter and comes highly recommended.

 

Will update when the 406 is home.

[doobietoo]

Traffic status. Fucked.

 

Van sized GPS FTW.......

 

Give the forum 3 rings when you get home so we know you are safe

[eddyramrod]

Aren't you supposed to be on your honeymoon?  I wouldn't like to be in your kilt when she finds out....

[skattrd]

Two thank you very much. Which is about all I can manage ATM. A Sierra and a Rover 25 GTI. And possibly a 340 vario depending on how drunk I get when it comes up for sale.

 

Oi, I wants the 340 of elastic bands

[Jim Bell]

Oi, I wants the 340 of elastic bands

Deal!

I've got no money and have nowhere to put it.

[cms206]

Van sized GPS FTW.......

 

Give the forum 3 rings when you get home so we know you are safe

*brrrrrng... brrrrrng... brrrrrng*

 

*CLICK*

 

Faultless. Shall drop it off with my tame mechanic in a couple of days.

[rml2345]

406 is SVM approved diesely motorbox. Diesely mororbox vendor Wilson*2 is also SVM approved.

Overall; Approved.

[Junkman]

Yeah. That does happen between 0630 and 2330.

End of the year so councils are digging up, well, everything.

 

EFA

[dollywobbler]

Alas, the SVM appears to be dead. Just SM these days. Top bombing though. Looks ace.

[cms206]

The sun has risen at CMS_TOWERS...

... not entirely sure why this is only my second Peugeot in 30-odd cars now. It's ACE.

 

Rear tyres were illegal at the MOT but had miraculously grown by 3mm of tread on each side by the time we had fucked about getting wheels to take down to swap over. Hoping the rest of the fails are nonsense too.