Afternoon, shitelickers!

[Cavcraft]

En route to no.2. No train, it's legs day:

[oldcars]

You sir are living the dream today.

[Cavcraft]

Well, that's the enjoyable part of the journey out of the way,. I did say I'd try and excel myself this year, and a promise means nothing until it's been delivered...

 

 

I think the expression is SHIT JUST GOT REAL, YO.

 

 

(also 'two faced twat)

[Felly Magic]

Fuggin 'ell Billy, you've outshited yourself today! Gaffertape-tastic

[Cavcraft]

[AndyW201]

Dont see anything wrong there. Just an original factory spec Mondeo isn't it?

[Cavcraft]

Ps, it's actually far worse than it looks. It's not running right (seems to be missing and struggles itself along, though it does drive and tickover) and obvs. it's effing minging.

Still got a few months test on it, but I can't see me getting much for it so might whang the alloys and battery off and get Cartakeback in. if anyone's desperate enough (and believe me, if it was a quid I'd be massively having you off with it) it'd probably drive away if you're brave, desperate and stupid. I'm honestly not expecting any takers tbh, but if you can find any redeeming features (good luck with that one) you can have it for £125. I will clearly state thought that's 125 times what it's worth.

 

*Edit in fact, it's probably 140 times what it's worth. I just remembered it looks like it's lobbed it's water out of the pipe (see picture) at some point and it refuses to lock as well. 

[Lord Sterling]

Please tell me that you bought that Mondeo from a shaven-headed scowling asbo magnet who is out on licence for hitting his brothers mates dog because he shagged his mates Mums gerbil and who has a penchant for appearing on Jeremy Kyle and had a fat scowling bird as a 'girlfriend' and about 15 different kids high on sugar from 16 similar women and the conversation consisted of "naaah man" and "yeeeh man loik"

[Pillock]

GRIM.

[eddyramrod]

Rover 75 and Mondeo in the morning... what have you got lined up for this afternoon, Billy?

 

XJ6 and PT Cruiser?

 

Silver Cloud 3?

 

Grand Cherokee?

[omegod]

Ohhh that's nasty, is there an evening collection performance ? 

[Cavcraft]

I've been working on a few, one (that I can see from my front window) didn't come off though.

[RoadworkUK]

It's got Quickclear! Doesn't look rusty, either. Still a fucking disgrace though.

 

I love that you jacked the car up and rotated the wheels so the badges aligned for the side-on shot like they used to for brochure photo-shoots.

 

Impeccable attention to detail, as we have come to expect.

[Cheggers]

How much cash did they give you to take it away?

[Cheggers]

Just be thankful it's a desirable Ford. If it was a nasty piece of Rootes rubbish you'd have midnite's reaction to look forward to

[I_am_Diesel]

When I saw the Rover this morning I thought maybe you had gone up market but nope! It's business as usual. That must rank amongst the shitiest Mondeos ever.

[oldcars]

It's got Quickclear!

Think a quick clear out is what he is hoping for 

[Pillock]

Impressive array of flag stickers. That's value right there.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Ps, it's actually far worse than it looks.

 

YOU LIE!!!

 

They really are misery, nearly as grim as a Mark 6 Escrote.

 

EDIT: Don't the rigger boot crew love these 4 a bit of oval action?

[Split_Pin]

Was going to say the banger crew might want that?

[Cavcraft]

Aye, I've got someone on it for the oval but he hasn't offered me enough yet

[Bren]

A proper ford.

[Pillock]

Are the petrol engines still sought after for mid life crisis fake Lotus 7s or was that just early Zetecs with less stuff on them?

When my old Mk1 Mondeo expired, the guy who beavertailed it off was just going to break it for the easy stuff (lights, omg non-cracked bumpers and the rather sad Lockwood dials) and then hoik the engine out, reckoned he couldn't get Zetecs fast enough.

[hauserplenty]

...a Hyundai Excel?

 

EDIT: Damn. Beat me to it...