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Own a brand new* car for £15 a month - 1998 Skoda Felicia 1.3 Estate


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My daily shite needs to go in favour of a new arrival. It's an absolutely gopping R reg Skoda Felicia 1.3 estate

 

122k miles

Steering lock has been removed because it jammed, ignition switch is hanging on its wires with the immobiliser ring cable tied to it so it'll still start with the key

Radiator fan switch is broken so there's a manual switch on the dash

Loses water sometimes, think the expansion tank cap seal is knackered but it could be anything

N/S CV joint is clicking like fuck

Several shades of faded red

Usual rear arch rust that I have expertly* ground out, treated, filled and painted a matching* colour

Rust hole in the rear floor close enough to the OSR strut tower to worry the man from VOSA

 

Upside is it starts, drives and never even slightly shows a want to FTP. Battery is very new.

 

Has 4 months MoT and I want £60 for it - that's a £15 per month MEGABARG*

 

Any takers? No? Okay then

 

Would a £1 roffle be the cheapest ever?

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£1 roffle would be cheaper than the hoover that Beko roffled over on the non-shite forum.

 

Do it.

 

Also, location pls.

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for £1 a ticket you might as well back it into a tree at 25mph

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Can you do me easy to arrange finance with a good APR?

U GT NOKIA 3310 OR PS1 4 DEPOSIT BRUV?

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Cheltenham, sorry!

Thats near London, right?

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These are super and surprisingly good fun.  Heaters can melt your face off and they'll carry a lot of stuff.  Also 4x100 PCD so many choices on the wheels.  It sounds utterly ruined but you've priced it sensibly and even though it's about as far away from me as it can be, I've got no money and I have all the cars I need (and more than I want, really) I'm oot.

 

GLWTS!  I'd love to see someone resurrect this.

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Does it still come with the nearly half tank of fuel?

Depending on how quickly it's bought / how well my impending collection goes tomorrow - perhaps!

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I'm sure it'll sell but if you end up roffling it I'll have 18 and 26 please.

This'll be the third roffle I'm in, if I win them all my drive's going to be like a fucking low rent Arnold Clarke.

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It's all right for you, I won two in successive weeks and I don't even have a driveway!

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I'll take a couple of roffle tickets for this fine machine.

 

Could be interested in buying it outright too. Get me!

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1300 pushrod Fellies are for Winnahs!

8 port Skodaas.... suck the lints oot ya Wellies 8)

 

TS

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End of the day if you just drive it until the MoT is up you'll have had your money's worth!

 

Be nice to see it welded up and living to fight again though

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Only me again...

 

Hope you still okay with having the car there. Pick it up this week/weekend still if cool to suit yourself :)

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I hopes it is. I've hopefully now sorted my crazy car situation so can come and pick up it up to suit yourself? Are you available tomorrow/Wednesday? Thanks.

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