4 Years 2000 posts yet I dont matter!

[billyboy406v6]

_{Welcome to the forum, nice to see another Merc, we have to keep that Vauxhall shite in check !!}

[chaseracer]

Hi and welcome, your merc is the same colour as my old one. Here is a photo of it.

 

 

Your new one is a LOT better!

 

Welcome along, Jo - Louise will be much relieved...

 

[fordperv]

Hello and welcome to the best little corner of tinternet, my mrs has picked up on the whole shite thing and it's mentioned in everyday life, she isn't arsed with forums though so won't sign up

[dollywobbler]

I came back to this thread just to look at the brown Mini Clubman again. Ideal.

[Jim Bell]

Rule #22 where are the rules? cant find them What is 22 anyhow?

 

 

http://s153.photobucket.com/user/magemasher13/media/RulesoftheInternet.png.html

[tooSavvy]

I came back to this thread just to look at the brown Mini Clubman again. Ideal.

.... I came back to see I'd actually typed 'would'.

 

[/unblush]

 

TS

[inconsistant]

What is 22 anyhow?

Two little ducks.

 

Welcome. I heart your s reg brown clubman.

 

[Junkman]

Rule #22.

 

 

 

I'm calling it.

 

You mean you want the 22 when the Benz is roffled.

[UltraWomble]

 

((((Hides behind the rolltop))))

[eddyramrod]

Welcome, Jodie.  More bloody Mercs, can't anyone buy a proper car any more?

[Louise2cv]

A girl eh?

 

<narrows eyes> <sly virtual up and down glance> <adjusts bra>

 

 

 

Only joking! Welcome, looks like I've been outdone on the shite qualifications. I'd love a Capri *proper jealous*

[outlaw118]

Welcome!

 

Unfortunately, it appears that your opening posts have been written in perfect English.

 

Please utilise the Autoshite Lexicon in future...(someone cleverer than me will put teh link up)

[chaseracer]

Please utilise the Autoshite Lexicon in future...(someone who's an even bigger smartarse than me will put teh link up)

 

Fuxake, Bob - how useless ARE you?

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/13953-autoshite-lexicon/?hl=lexicon

 

[Felly Magic]

Welcome to the nuthouse  

[Jim Bell]

Welcome to the nuthouse

 

My god.  Could you be any more sexist?

 

 

Welcome to the Nut AND Vagina house.

[MrDuke]

Croeso i Auto-cachu.

 

As a female, you will be asked repeatedly for pictures of yourself, however this will stop after a few years months weeks. Think of the forum as a nice, if slightly smelly, local pub. With plenty of real ale on tap and nothing later than '95 in the jukebox. And some mildly disturbing men at the end of the bar, looking at you strangely.

[Twiggy]

Welcome. It`s a lovely place.

[D Spares & Tyres]

Croeso i Auto-cachu.

 

As a female, you will be asked repeatedly for pictures of yourself, however this will stop after a few years months weeks. Think of the forum as a nice, if slightly smelly, local pub. With plenty of real ale on tap and nothing later than '95 in the jukebox. And some mildly disturbing men at the end of the bar, looking at you strangely.

And pointing, saying 'woman' in a Father Jack style.....

[overrun]

Howdy and welcome. The fact that you often start saying 'shite' in daily use is the biggest problem with this site.

I always have. Long before I was aware of this sHite.

 

Welcome, Jodie!

[Taff]

1st rule of Autoshite, never talk about rule 22.

Welcome along, you will find the chat racy, yet informative!

 

I thought that was the second rule of Autoshite?

 

Croeso i Auto-cachu.

 

As a female, you will be asked repeatedly for pictures of yourself, however this will stop after a few years months weeks. Think of the forum as a nice, if slightly smelly, local pub. With plenty of real ale on tap and nothing later than '95 in the jukebox. And some mildly disturbing men at the end of the bar, looking at you strangely.

 

and cold cider without ice. Honestly, ice in cider? Really? You haven't mastered the concept of just putting it in the fridge for a few hours?

 

Anyway, nice Merc, welcome etc, whereabouts in Wilts? I'm in Trowvegas, if you ever get carved up by a bald twat in a green MGF, that's the bloke who often borrows my car

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

Welcome to the forum.

[sloth]

welcome to the forum from the aussie one.

[tooSavvy]

.... still 'would'

 

TS

[Sloth in a bowl]

I thought that rule 22 was 'you're dammed if you do and you're dammed if you don't'.

[UltraWomble]

Isnt Rule 22 "refitting is the reverse of removal procedure?"

[cms206]

Croeso i Auto-cachu.

 

As a female, you will be asked repeatedly for pictures of yourself, however this will stop after a few years months weeks.

This can all be sorted by posting a picture of your sister in the boot of a babyshit green Allegro.

 

Or Louise posting a picture of her sister in the boot of a babyshit green Allegro.

 

Whatever is easier. Ta.

 

 

Welcome from Scotland

[chaseracer]

Isnt Rule 22 "refitting is the reverse of removal procedure?"

 

That's Rule 69.

[bub2006]

Hi from derbyshire. I'm the depressed car killing fella. (10th car since passing test in February) just took sills out on that with the jack today too. Bub spec cars as so kindly put by Mr chaseracer

[Tetleysmooth]

Hiya.

 

From a miserable old lorry driver normally frequenting the Grumpy Old Man thread, whingeing about being carved up in Lahndahn.

[D Spares & Tyres]

I think what they are all trying to say is:

 

Are you single? ☺