collection (warning : contains modern toss)

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just about to leave the house, I thought if better get some insurance sorted - a quick* call while I walk to the station and it's all arranged, just in time to catch :

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almost missed me stop trying to get the photies to go the right way up - the old man in the next seat was visibly unpressed when I loudly exclaimed "bollocks" !

 

anyway, all change :

 

 

bang on time

 

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ticket man just told me of another change of train I need to make, lucky escape there

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over the bridge we go

 

 

extreme close up (more of this later)

 

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sugary treats acquired

 

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so I just got off the glenrothes train and am about to get on... the glenrothes train ! confused ? yep, me too !

 

 

choo choo

 

[gm]

I haz arrived

 

 

plenty to see and do but that's not why I'm here

 

[oldcars]

over the bridge we go

 

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extreme close up (more of this later)

 

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Have you just sent a train over the bridge? You should get £££ for that 

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behold : modern toss !

 

[mouseflakes]

I'm sorry to say my interest level peaked around the Tunnock's products.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Awwww not the modern toss I wanted

 

 

"bought yourself an Audi yeah?“

 

Gonna drive it like a twat? I bet you fucking do"

 

 

"gonna make you look all important and busy yeah"

 

"you wanna get a fucking life"

 

"I'll see you around, yeah"

 

 

Edit: didn't know the car was 10 year old till I zoomed the pic. It looks to me like it was made yesterday

[Bobthebeard]

Ooooh!

Chocolate wrapped in tin foil!

And the biscuits look nice also! 😄

[billyboy406v6]

Did you see the Queen today, heard she was on a choo choo opening a bit of railway track near you ?

[Jim Bell]

More Tunnocks less Moderns.

[gm]

oh dear, what have I done ? everything was fine on the test drive but having explored its performance on the road home, I now have a bit of ball-jointy sort of clunk from the front

 

further exploration needed once the kettle has boiled

 

Bugger !

[Asimo]

How did you stay awake all that way, driving a Mk4 Golf?

[oldcars]

oh dear, what have I done ? everything was fine on the test drive but having explored its performance on the road home, I now have a bit of ball-jointy sort of clunk from the front

 

further exploration needed once the kettle has boiled

 

Bugger !

did you swapz for Rover on the way home?

[mercrocker]

I haz arrived

 

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plenty to see and do but that's not why I'm here

 

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Confirms my theory (and Tommy Steele's...)

 

Elvis never got back on the plane at Prestwick!

[Junkman]

oh dear, what have I done ? everything was fine on the test drive but having explored its performance on the road home, I now have a bit of ball-jointy sort of clunk from the front

 

 

Serves you right. Why didn't you buy something older. Orl modernz is shit. Etc. Etc.

[EssDeeWon]

A collection thread for a modern A3.

 

Barry:  Oh dear

Paul:  Oh dear oh dear

Barry:  Oh dear oh dear oh dear

 

I love a Tunnocks wafer though, well bought.

[Sealtainn]

Do we have some kind of AS punishment system?

Posting a collection thread of something modern = 5 minutes in the Beige Sin Bin & recite 5 "Hail Marinas"

Posting a declared love of Vauxhall/Not liking anything R8 or Kettle engined = Forced to wear corduroy trousers and chunky pringle jumper with leather patches for a week ect 

[gm]

Right then , I'm going to put an AUTOSHITE dealer sticker on it now ! That'll teach yer !

 

In my defence, I did announce it as 'modern toss' in the title, and it does indeed live up to that title. It's dull but the less I spend on fuel etc for the daily, the more I can spend on the 25 year old mazda

 

Oh, and I found the source of the clonk that had developed on the way home :

 

 

german build quality, my arse !

[gm]

Ha !

 

[Sealtainn]

Nicely done

I am still awaiting my stickers - going to throw one on the the wifes Clio when she isn't looking

[406V6]

Well at least the car lived up to the title of the thread

[Bren]

I also drive an audi.

 

Glad that I am no longer the only wanker on here.

[HH-R]

They certainly have got their money out of the design for the A3, they've barely changed in 20 years.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

You're owed some sort of commendation for not receiving a single like on the car reveal. I don't think that's ever happened before. 

 

Well done!

[tooSavvy]

I also drive a XXXXY!

Glad that I am no longer the only wanker on here.

Need to rub Tunnocks on it....

 

 

TS