shite cars Retroshite

2,494 · February 1

Looking at your business model response I think I may be able to help.

I am in Kinghorn so if you let me win, even just once, I could save you a potential fortune and pick it up myself! 😄

1,698 · February 1

On 11/01/2026 at 21:51, RetroShite said:

When he was heading back to where he'd abandoned the van noticed the clutch starting to slip on the Defender so decided it might be best not to try also towing the transit van.

How does the clutch feel now on the Defender?

5,935 · February 1

1 hour ago, Blake's Den said:

How does the clutch feel now on the Defender?

New.

7,551 · February 1

6 hours ago, RetroShite said:

That's February's line up sorted!

Wonder what will fetch more, the 3dr escort or the AX?

Another one would be a competition between the landy and the yank?

I'm going:

Escort 0-1 AX

Landy 1-0 yank

P.s literally just edited that as the AX looks a bit special.

5,935 · February 1

10 minutes ago, vaughant said:

Wonder what will fetch more, the 3dr escort or the AX?

Another one would be a competition between the landy and the yank?

I'm going:

Escort 0-1 AX

Landy 1-0 yank

P.s literally just edited that as the AX looks a bit special.

Difficult to say, are we talking overall turnover or profit? All of these cars cost vastly different amounts to purchase.

1,612 · February 1

39 minutes ago, RetroShite said:

Difficult to say, are we talking overall turnover or profit?

That's an interesting answer because I'd expect competitions with high ticket sales to be the same ones as those with high prize purchase cost? I'll admit to having had a look at your entry lists once and being impressed with the number of tickets you sell for the more desirable cars.

5,935 · February 1

50 minutes ago, Mr Livered said:

That's an interesting answer because I'd expect competitions with high ticket sales to be the same ones as those with high prize purchase cost? I'll admit to having had a look at your entry lists once and being impressed with the number of tickets you sell for the more desirable cars.

More expensive car doesn't really equate to more profit and multiplying ticket price by tickets sold is pretty much meaningless when there are so many other variables eating into potential profits, transaction fee, payment processing fee, paid advertising, ticket bundles, delivery costs as well ass all of the other general overheads of running something like this.

1,612 · February 1

Yeah I get all that and frankly I'm about as interested in all your business overheads as you'd be if I told you about mine! I was just saying that I'd assumed there would be some kind of correlation between value of a car and number of tickets sold.

Obviously some cars are going to cost you more than others to prepare them for raffling and other things but that's your business, my musing really wasn't that deep. The only thing I give a shit about is that there's another popular business trading within the shite universe so long may it continue to bring you success old chap

5,935 · February 1

45 minutes ago, Mr Livered said:

Yeah I get all that and frankly I'm about as interested in all your business overheads as you'd be if I told you about mine! I was just saying that I'd assumed there would be some kind of correlation between value of a car and number of tickets sold.

Obviously some cars are going to cost you more than others to prepare them for raffling and other things but that's your business, my musing really wasn't that deep. The only thing I give a shit about is that there's another popular business trading within the shite universe so long may it continue to bring you success old chap

Cheers, It's difficult to predict what will actually be popular, some things just fail to capture the imagination of people and no amount of money spent on paid ads will make people want it.

That's part of the fun for me, finding oddball stuff and seeing if anything really is too shite to raffle. I never do all that well on trials bikes but it's a bit of a niche market.

There are cars that are almost guaranteed to be big sellers and for the most part it doesn't matter if it's the sporty or poverty spec model.

I just buy stuff that interests me, have a play with it and move it on. Of course I'd like to make some money whilst doing so but most of the time I'm happy to free up the space for more stuff coming in.

February 2

I'm getting this when i go to your site , I'm in UK

5,935 · February 2

39 minutes ago, Westbay said:

I'm getting this when i go to your site , I'm in UK

Are you using any sort of vpn or proxy?

February 2

1 hour ago, RetroShite said:

Are you using any sort of vpn or proxy?

Yes, site works ok without VPN .... 🤔

Yes, has been working fine with vpn ....

7,474 · February 2

On 28/01/2026 at 16:43, Imhotep said:

So, all my money is going on tickets for that this month

If you win it you can buy an action shot of it on eBay!

https://ebay.us/m/VlEudd

7,551 · February 3

On 01/02/2026 at 20:22, RetroShite said:

Difficult to say, are we talking overall turnover or profit? All of these cars cost vastly different amounts to purchase.

Yeah fair point.... Let's say overall profit then 😀😀

22,962 · February 3

On 01/02/2026 at 22:43, RetroShite said:

I just buy stuff that interests me, have a play with it and move it on. Of course I'd like to make some money whilst doing so but most of the time I'm happy to free up the space for more stuff coming in.

Tbh I'm just happy that you're not having to spend hours on end welding muckle metal tubes any more.

5,935 · February 3

Just now, yes oui si said:

Tbh I'm just happy that you're not having to spend hours on end welding muckle metal tubes any more.

Me too, I'm happy not having to get a "real" job for as long as I can do this.

5,935 · February 3

Another shite old Ford arrived recently.

22,962 · February 3

Ooof, like a consul...

29,943 · February 3

The Merc will definitely be getting a couple of tickets from me. Would royally screw up my plans if I won it, but they're well out of my budget despite being very much on my wishlist...

5,935 · February 5

Some new arrivals!

309 Goodwood Turbo and Escort Bonus with an Audi S3 Turbo under the bonnet!

7,551 · February 5

Love to know more about that escort 😱😱😱😱

7,683 · February 6

At this rate you might have to change your name as the shite cars are turning not so shite these days.

February 6

I want that 309 so badly 😍

1,612 · February 6

28 minutes ago, AxleHorsepower said:

I want that 309 so badly 😍

I think the current stock is just about the best it's ever been; usually I like some more than others but I'd love to have a go in pretty much any of the vehicles on the list currently.

22,962 · February 6

21 hours ago, vaughant said:

Love to know more about that escort 😱😱😱😱

Audi 20vt lump. The 309 has around 300bhp iirc.

5,935 · Friday at 20:41

More pics of the latest arrivals!

5,935 · Friday at 21:16

1,611 · Friday at 22:31

S3 escort looks mega. Tickets purchased

309 is also spot on. Ive seen that in the flesh before and its a decent motor.

5,935 · Monday at 22:13

Took this out for a spin today!

Actually runs quite well!

5,935 · Monday at 22:21

Also the 309 GTI is pretty good, perhaps actually faster than the Escort turbo but saying that I've only driven the Escort in the wet and it's difficult to keep traction.

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