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Albert Ross

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Maybe give him a Roller?

I don't like him enough to give him my last roller  ;-)

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Maybe give him a Roller?

d'oh! I just got this!

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he wants a three wheeler - one less wheel to need to keep on the road!

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Will this make him a cat C or D Dudong?

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I'm sure Triggs can give Jon's face a quick skim over with a bit of P38, and a blow over with a rattle can, job'll be a gud 'un then. :P

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Yeah, but then Jon will probably go and head-butt an Audi and end up back to square one

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Someone give the lad a free car. Cheer him up a bit.

 

I've got one he can have but it isn't a roller. It's red, boxy and has twin round headlights.

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I reckon Dugong needs one of these:

 

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Tetleysmooth delivery service definitely available.

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This months calender picture?

I reckon a Hunks of Autoshite calendar would go down well with the laydees. And possibly Cyanide Steve who assures me that I'm a pin up on the wall at FSO UK HQ.

 

 

** EDIT ** can someone photoshop Dugong onto the Linwood Savvy selfie?

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Someone give the lad a free car. Cheer him up a bit.

He can have my vectra.

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** EDIT ** can someone photoshop Dugong onto the Linwood Savvy selfie?

But the side of Dugong's face that's scabby is the side that was off the edge of Savvy's picture. So that would just look like Dugong taking the piss out of TooSavvy :-)

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He was complaining about parts of his face falling off recently, that means either he's healing or the leprosy has set in.

 

 

Dugong, yesterday

 

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But the side of Dugong's face that's scabby is the side that was off the edge of Savvy's picture. So that would just look like Dugong taking the piss out of TooSavvy :-)

The bridge is about a mile and a half from my house, I'll stand on the other side of the road and take another one.

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dugong yesterday after first round of surgery

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From this week's CCB, it appears that Dugong has been rolling a Midget. Sounds like the Autoshite version of dwarf-throwing.

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From this week's CCB, it appears that Dugong has been rolling a Midget. Sounds like the Autoshite version of dwarf-throwing.

Bahahahaha!

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We all know he really crashed a 16 litre Galaxie into a dinosaur.

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is it CCB that Dugong works for? Hey Dugong, say hi to Iain W from me, ta!

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Classic Car Buyer. I write for it too. Fact: they refused to let me use the word mingebag the other week. I'm quite embarrassed that this place has had such an effect on my language that I consider the word mingebag just normal speech...

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Classic Car Buyer. I write for it too. Fact: they refused to let me use the word mingebag the other week. I'm quite embarrassed that this place has had such an effect on my language that I consider the word mingebag just normal speech...

The Rover P4 was so afflicted, I believe. It had a 'mingebag flavour', according to Mr Wollydobbler. 

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The Rover P4 was so afflicted, I believe. It had a 'mingebag flavour', according to Mr Wollydobbler. 

 

Prawn cocktail? Or is that too disgusting?

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