Reasonable security concern, or paranoia?

[Uncle Jimmy]

'Reasonable security concern or paranoia'.

 

One for Mr T. Blair to mull over there.

[HH-R]

Ring The Police (ask for Sting) and say you've seen a SLAMMED Y0 Polo sans roof rack, old brown leather suitcase, pineapple, small tricycle or assorted paraphernalia and you're worried.

[londonm]

Put a spike strip on the road outside your house.

[Des]

Leave them be, what else are they going to do with themselves, certainly don't go setting the feds on anyone unless they give you good reason. OK, young lads in a miserable little car with chopped springs doing blow does make me think wankers, but I'm judging them by my standards, when I was one of 'da yout' I never bothered or even wondered about the weed, but that's because I was busy pissing around with proper cars with big engines, insurance was expensive but not extortionate/unattainable, and all the while I was saving to buy a house. Had I been restricted to laughably dismal shit like a Polo and faced enslavement for the priviledge of renting a shit flat I think I'd have needed a bit more than fucking ganja.

[Lankytim]

Knock on the drivers window and when he winds it down pop your penis though the opening and piss all over him and his passengers. Always works for me.

[Noel Tidybeard]

as the temp lowers wait until the windows are steamed up then go and draw a cock and balls on their car

[RobT]

I'd leave it, and just hope they'll bugger off somewhere else some day. I can see why it irritates you though, I wouldn't want to be staring at such a dismal VAG shitbox from my lounge window either.

 

We get all sorts hanging around the back dealing or smoking where my garage is, as it's next to the train line and secluded. If I'm out there I just do the usual London thing of head down and ignore it, best not to single yourself out unless you have to. Sad state of affairs in a way but rather that than get loads of verbal or my head stoved in. What annoys me is not that they are doped up but I go out to the garage for a bit of peace from my neigbours and their mong offspring, so am a bit miffed when there's other people out there!

[beko1987]

Their not very bright if they are smoking within sight of a house. Back when me and friends used to hotbox cars, we made sure we buried ourselves away from civilisation, with backup routes away from where and parked so we could see stuff coming

 

Bloody kids today, ain't got no idea...

[Skizzer]

Thanks all for your thoughts.

 

They buggered off in the end, about 9pm when a storm hit, pausing only to have a piss in next door's garden.

 

Next time they come back I'll draw a cock and balls on the car.  If that doesn't work I'll shoot them.

[andy18s]

Nip out once the windows have fogged up And replace whatever toy is tied to the rear towing eye with a barbie doll.

This will highlight their car to a whole new audience......

Although you may well end up with a few cars parked up all facing into the centre of a circle and flashing their headlights in turn...

[Des]

Get ready for next time, scour charity shops for an old slide projector, then colour a slide in with black crayon and scratch a cock 'n balls out with a compass point, now you have a device like the thing Commisioner Gorden uses to summon Batman, only you don't shine it into the clouds but into their ganja smoke from the comfort of your chimmney, that'll show them.

[sierraman]

I'd give it a few weeks before they find somewhere more interesting to bum about. By quizzing them or staring at them you are giving them a reason to come back to wind you up.

[Christine]

 

They could be just smoking normal tobacco , and it's just that their "mate" put some bollock hair in it , and its made them go loopy ?