1999 Yaris 1.0 vvti - Sold! With VIDS!

[Cavcraft]

You'll get up to £100 for your Toyota (wrong car?)

We can collect your car from you or you can deliver it to us. Please tick your preferred option below and then click Next.

 

 

www.cavtakeback.com

[Jim Bell]

Input discunt code: GTF for immediate decision.

[Cavcraft]

[Jim Bell]

One coupon invalid per person, per purchase.

[barefoot]

James May, dodgy hair, but he's still got that jacket!

[nacho man]

This is a absolute MEGABARG I have just sold this for £900 as my brother has moved abroad put it up for 1095 and the phone was "off da hook" didnt even need to mot it.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281416870210?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

[Jim Bell]

Thatsll be the reg.

If you squint, it nearly says 998 VVTI.

[Cavcraft]

[nacho man]

[Jim Bell]

^I keep trying but you keep saying you cant afford it. If I talk to you long enough, it might develop rust which will reduce the value sufficiently to enable purchase, but that might take a billion days or less/more.

[Cavcraft]

I can afford it, I just can't afford to the time to get there!

[loserone]

Clearly what needs to happen here is for Mr Shitpeas to discover a new need for a second 323F with frameless windows, and then I'll volunteer to deliver them both for merely the cost of the fuel.

[dugong]

I can afford it, I just can't afford to the time to get there!

 

service dugong available delivery

[Jim Bell]

Another Shatisfied customer:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SOLD!!

[Richard]

Who bought it?

[Bucketeer]

Badly Drawn Boy?

 

[Jim Bell]

Went to filthyjohn of this and other parishes.

He's got the looks of badly drawn boy, the patter of Mark Evans.

[retrogeezer]

I remember when you purchased this...looked great then and still does. 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I particularly like the second video ,in which a be hatted , scruffy looking chap drives a small Japanese hatchback the wrong way down a one way street, then indicating left actually turns right before sounding his horn unnecessarily in a built up area.

I presume this is acceptable in the 'hood', I'm thinking of posting this video in the driving skills forum on Pistonheads,but fear that some wannabe Traffic Policeman from Surrey who drives a 318d M ,is likely to have a stress induced stroke.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Some people have no sense of humour.

[filthyjohn]

I particularly like the second video ,in which a be hatted , scruffy looking chap drives a small Japanese hatchback the wrong way down a one way street, then indicating left actually turns right before sounding his horn unnecessarily in a built up area.

I presume this is acceptable in the 'hood', I'm thinking of posting this video in the driving skills forum on Pistonheads,but fear that some wannabe Traffic Policeman from Surrey who drives a 318d M ,is likely to have a stress induced stroke.

 

 

No need to question my driving sk1llz bud, it was all entirely deliberate for the camera. Report me to the police if it'll help you sleep.

 

"OMG officer he had a HAT and a BEARD!"

 

 

 

For anyone who cares here's the regulation forecourt shot:

 

 

 

And a pic of the little tike in a dusty, poorly lit corridor:

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Wow, sometimes I wonder how I could possibly have not ever grasped the concepts of humour,sarcasm or irony or indeed misunderstood a humorous* video so much that I've seemingly upset two masters of comedy.

[filthyjohn]

This should help with something else you clearly haven't grasped:

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/301185263946?limghlpsr=true&hlpv=2&ops=true&viphx=1&hlpht=true&lpid=108&device=c&adtype=pla&crdt=0&ff3=1&ff11=ICEP3.0.0-L&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=108