Lies people tell you

[sierraman]

Only needs tappets adjusting...

 

Just wants testing, no time hence...

 

(Vectra 1.8 SRI).... Really Quick Car...

 

Reluctant Sale (READ ITS FUCKED AND IVE SPENT LOADS ON IT TO NO AVAIL)

 

 

[mercrocker]

"No, this is not a sales call........." 

[oman5]

I think everyone is guilty of little white lies to an extent. who can honestly say they have never said "I promise I won't do it in your mouth"

[stuboy]

mine was 'i do' wished 'ididnt'

[rml2345]

"I could have sold it four times already" from a dealer when I bought my dodgy Rover 75.

[Jim Bergerac]

'Recently changed  head gasket'.

[derskine]

That's just condensation from not being driven on the filler cap.

[hauserplenty]

"They run forever!"

[plasticvandan]

I've just changed the fuel lines= fire

 

I had a stainless exhaust fitted = chrome trim

 

Yes I've got the v5

 

Original paint

 

I'm on the pill= I don't trust you so I'm going to spray it up your back just to be safe

[Twiggy]

"The cheque`s in the post..............."

[Bren]

"I've got a shogun - a diesel - it does forty to the gallon"

 

"I'm pregnant"

 

"I'm your local conservative councillor and i really do care about what you think"

[brickwall]

LPG gives the same as 30mpg

[saucedoctor]

"My Golf will do 132MPH"

[Jim Bell]

We can absolutely stop if it hurts.

[blakey79]

My mates a mechanic, that's why I have no receipts.

[rml2345]

"Oh they all do that Sir..."
"It's meant to come off like that."

[richardmorris]

We have no plans to introduce tuition fees and have campaigned against them.

[Inspector Morose]

We'll pay you £xxxx for that job.

 

The money was transferred last week.

 

You should have the money by now. It must be the banks fault.

[Justin Case]

If you go past a speed camera at over 140mph, it will register zero (tough titty if you are doing 132mph in a Golf, though )

[Negative Creep]

This latest British sports car is poised to take on the Porsche 911 at its own game

 

Peugeot's new GTi will recapture the spirit of the 205

 

The new model y represents a move upmarket for the brand

 

CO2 based taxation will save the planet

 

There's someone out there for everyone

[srad34]

'TO BE HONEST WITH YOU......'

[srad34]

'It never did that while I had it.....' 

[chrisjvm]

Happy bidding ...

[chrisjvm]

"Oh,the (new looking) chassis number is held on by self tappers because i removed it to(hand) paint the engine bay"

[chrisjvm]

"I'll send you the spare key and all the paperwork"

[chrisjvm]

" The priest is slurring his words because he has a speech impedement"

[chrisjvm]

'£500 start ... No reserve'

[chrisjvm]

"Joey the budgie's in heaven now"

[chaseracer]

"With all due respect..."

[Luckythirteen]

"Made with 100% pure beef" - well, once we've put the gristle, gravy, extra fat and pastry aside; that's looking more like 30%.

 

"It's nice to be nice" and other trite truisms. It patently isn't. You knob.