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Avid followers of the News 24 thread may have read that I have recently been asked to vacate the car park where I've been parking several of the fleet since I lost my storage in the summer. This led to a realisation that I have too many cars and too little tme & money to keep them all on the road, and I'd be better off reducing the size of the fleet.

 

So why the actual f**k am I now sat on a train to London on the way to pick up a car wich I really have no particular use for and certainly don't have a parking space for?

 

Well I think the thread title may give the answer to that. Although in my defence it is WEAPONS GRADE chod, and also a car I've never owned before. There probably won't be any live updates as I have no clue how to upload photos from this phone, and Greater Anglia wifi is shit anyway, but I will endeavour to get a forecourt photo assuming all goes well- will have to wait till I get home to post though as I fail at technology.

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why? Cos you're sick, just like the rest of us....

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This is a textbook case of shiters syndrome, there is no known cure

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You continue to inspire, Wuv - looking forward to chodpix...  B)

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I hope it's that e34 I put in Ebay tat.

Then you can fix it and I can buy it.

Simple.

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This is going to be tough as the shite ownership force in this shitter is strong, if he was a top trump card he would be one of the best you could get dealt.

 

I'll go for errm a Daewoo Matiz?

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It's not that Daewoo Espero in Park Royal is it?  Must classify as weapon of mass shiteness.

 

Edit:  maybe not then!

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Too many cars ? Not to worry, there are plenty of good samaritans on this very forum who are willing to visit you and take some of those awful old cars away for free ;-):mrgreen:

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Right, lets guess what it is.

 

Newer or older than 1990?

 

.... A rat look mk1 Golf - lowered & sticker bombed 

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This must be quite easy to work out as its a type of car that he has never owned before. There can't be that many left, can there?

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Now sat on a local train in London trying to avoid eye contact with the crazy woman sat opposite.

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Well I've picked it up. It's not quite as good as the seller made out- the "light tap" on the front appears to have been more of a full on smack in the mush- but don't think it's anything that can't be fixed if I can find the bits. Now about to brave the North Circ and then the M11. At least the wiprs & heater work.

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It's ok for women, they just buy shoes when they feel the need. (Which they can take back the next day if the purchase hasn't made them happy)

 

Much tougher for us...........

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Stopped at B Stortford services for a piss. Going ok so far, although at anything above 50 the driver's side wiper couts the screen pillar, which could get tiring.

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It's ok for women, they just buy shoes when they feel the need. (Which they can take back the next day if the purchase hasn't made them happy)

 

Much tougher for us...........

bloke I used to buy engines off used to say most women would buy a designer handbag if they had a few hundred quid spare, but if l had a few hundred spare l would buy a transit!! :lol:

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Developed a nasty missfire under load on the A14- appears to have been the distributor and/or plug leads soaked through from the spray. It's improved now though. Also lost d/s wiper blade, so have stoppd and nicked the rear blade to get me home.

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This is great stuff, must be some top notch chod of the old school judging from the rolling comments and the fact things are getting worse each time.

 

Keep steady on!

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