C'est de la merde, il est Français et il a le mauvais type de moteur

[Cavcraft]

But it's mine all mine, yeah.

 

 

Picture courtesy of ShittingDogAwaitingMethadone Photography LTD

 

 

Taxed, MOT'd, oil leak (from oil filter housing we think) airbag light on and the tracking seems a bit out. I got £170 off the (£300) asking price on the phone and even I didn't have the heart to try and barter further. So I was all like YOLO and drove it home 4.3 miles. It's a 1.4, so in the same 'ball of fire' bracket as my 306 and Corsa.

[twosmoke300]

Does it have the plastic housing element type filter ? They have 2 square section o rings between the alloy housing and the block. They leak for fun. Expensive for 2 o rings . About 15 quid iirc.

[Cavcraft]

I think it has a sort of poxy black plastic oil filter housing, cheers for that.

[HMC]

incroyable prix!!

 

Youl have to give us tips on your silver tongued patter to get that kind of deal over the phone!

[Pillock]

Awesome ethereal photo. Has Yvette "Screamer" Fielding and the fake medium been informed of the Haunted Xsara?

[Cavcraft]

I've just realised the number plate (nearly) says YE, BINNED YER so it's an ideal present for someone who wants to give their missus the nine ten jack.

[Guest Breadvan72]

incroyable prix!!

 

...

  The pix are (is) pretty incroyable too.    C'est bon stuff, ca.

[Cavcraft]

I would have thought a phone call to CavCraft with a request for a 56% discount would be greeted with questioning of parentage, a swift fuck off and a tone indicating a lack of a connection.

Furthermore, said number would be noted and then scrawled on the toilet wall of a less than salubrious public house with a promise of "free blow jobs for the mentally ill".

 

Methinks there is an awfully black kettle down there in Chestershire...

 

 

You can call off the glazing firm, there ain't no broken windows in my glass house. I conversed with the owner who thought scrap was paying Ã‚£300 and told him where to check for himself that it wasn't.

[Micrashed]

Nice move there B.

I like these. And for that price even if its a bag of shite you cant go far wrong.

[dieselnutjob]

airbag light on

 

can help with that if you are any where near me

[Cavcraft]

[laser wheels]

About 12 years ago my sister had a black pre-facelift 1.8 16v coupe. Lovely car it was, and a mate had a VTR around the same time and he also loved his to bits. Funnily enough I was only this morning watching an Old Top Gear video on YouTube of Quentin 'genuine mileage, guv' Willson giving the coupe a right shoeing, but he's a dick* and therefore completely wrong.

 

(*IMHO)

[HMC]

Thats scrubbed up well, xsarasaviour! Can't believe the price, especially with t&t!!

[Spiny Norman]

That looks mighty sound PSAviour.
Always liked the Xsara, modern enough to be safe & comfy without all the complex ECU bollox of the C4 and a nice wee petrol engine too.

[Pillock]

FFS that's less than a months payment on a 107 or a Ka or whatever shitbox is apparently a bargain this week. Unbeatable value!

[hairnet]

bumpers only to kok cos you nerfed the bollard

 

dont look bad

 

do you get evils off the chippy for parking all the tat outside

[Guest Breadvan72]

Merde alors!   

[Lacquer Peel]

La ferraille.

[ProgRocker]

Top buy! I forsee a tidy profit on this petit voiture, n'est pas?

[anonymous user]

 

airbag light on

 

can help with that if you are any where near me

I think it's ok, I'm sure he's got his own black tape to go over it

[Cavcraft]

Obviously if someone's after a cheap knockabout car, it's ideal. And for sale.

 

Non-ferrous La ferraille!

[Cavcraft]

Top buy! I forsee a tidy profit on this petit voiture, n'est pas?

 

DING! And the boy gets a cigar!

 

Sold it just now, pub here I come...