Epic* Collection Thread, The Aftermath 2 revenge of the crap photos

[outlaw118]

Right I'm 25 minutes away from being picked up by Mutha_Outlaw to drop me at the station, and I've attempted to download tapatalk onto my phone (android) and it doesn't seem to want to play.

 

What does anyone else use, thats idiot proof, and preferably free?

[skattrd]

I found tapatalk drained my battery, so I just use a normal browser on my android phone (dolphin mini is my browser of choice).

[fordperv]

+1 on the phones web browser

[outlaw118]

okey dokey chaps, i'll have a fiddle with that. Off to "TEH NORFF" now!

[HMC]

Keep the LIVE updates coming to the command centre

 

Hope all goes well etc

[dugong]

WER U GOING IN D NORF outlaw

[outlaw118]

On the 12.23 to fenchurch street, in the "quiet" zone with two miserable looking feckers and a couple of chavs who don't seem to know what quiet means. They might be getting a dry slap.

In other news, it's raining, and i forgot to bring my Robotab. Arses.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I didnt get on with Tapatalk at all so fooked it off. Also i found posting pictures on here from a phone very difficult, its impossible to do it using photobucket whics is where I normally stash pics. Eventually i used a thing called 'grin' which is still a right fart on but I have managed to post a pic using it so it does work.

[outlaw118]

@Mr Dung, i r off to IRMSTUN

using the browser on the phone at this point, got a real camera to take fotos of random shizz and petrol stations which i will load up when i get in from werk tomorrow. Why didnt i book the day off? dont expect to be back at Outlaw Towers until 1am, and i'm on 8-8 tomorrow. I r stoopid.

[Des]

I recently set off Northward in a similar manner, with grand ideas of picture updates for which I would have plenty of time to work out how to do on the train. I concluded that the best way to acheive this would be to set up a base computer and operator to whom scribings and pics can be texted and then uploaded, on my behalf, to the internet in the conventional manner.

Nice day for it, hope your thermos keeps hot.

[Des]

Has your camera got video? If you were to video the mandatory petrol station shoot, and capture tannoy chastisement, you shall become Autoshite royalty.

[dugong]

@Mr Dung, i r off to IRMSTUN

using the browser on the phone at this point, got a real camera to take fotos of random shizz and petrol stations which i will load up when i get in from werk tomorrow. Why didnt i book the day off? dont expect to be back at Outlaw Towers until 1am, and i'm on 8-8 tomorrow. I r stoopid.

U GOIN URMSTON DATS WEL LOKAL 2 ME

[dugong]

PM sent sir.

[Twiggy]

U GOIN URMSTON DATS WEL LOKAL 2 ME

 

 

And I was about to guess that you were going to take afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches with Mr. Dugong.

[outlaw118]

I haz just left Euston, having refused to pay 30p to have a piss, and equally unprepared to have my pants pulled down for £3 for a bacon roll.

Its still raining.

[Des]

U GOIN URMSTON DATS WEL LOKAL 2 ME

Looks like someone's volunteered for tea duty.

And pushing / towing / jump starting services, money lending, and you could dig out the pan for a fry up.

[Pillock]

One bonus of Tapatalk is it'll host piccies for you, easier than mucking around uploading to some third party place and copying links.

[outlaw118]

At Stockport station, next train 25mins. Bloody freezing and fone @30%. Gr3

[chaseracer]

AS IZ BATERY KILLA M8

 

[outlaw118]

No battery charger unfortunately, may have to get a universal type fing at a pez garage or summert.

Just on last train bit, manchester oxford rd to Urmston. Gasping for a fag, and have eaten all my Cathedral City biscuits. (Other cheese based savouries are available)

[outlaw118]

In Urmston now, in a pub called the steamhouse. Might confirm the stereotype and get a shandy.......

[outlaw118]

Cant get all my pm,s to show, cant get Dugongs number, so if Jon sees this, i m in "the ivory"

[chaseracer]

Two pages. And he hasn't even got the car yet...

 

[dugong]

Sporty and outlaw have just departed Urmston to get the car.

 

I never want to go in The Ivory again.

[outlaw118]

Car got, ropey photos taken. Satnav says 1235 home. We'll see about that....

[sporty-shite]

Bob is heading south.

 

Good to see you and Jontanagong, as brief as it was. And +1 about never going in The Ivory again. It really was that bad!

 

GR12 BUYER WUD DEEL AGENN!!1!1

 

Safe journey, Bob.

[Angrydicky]

Outlaw is paving the way for quashing rumours that us Southerners aren't willing to travel for cars, top stuff. As it happens I have some chod to collect 180 miles away next week!

[outlaw118]

Been home about 15 minutes, phone died about 5 minutes after I joined teh M6, so despite stopping at a garage, then two motorway services, an in-car charger was deemed to be made of unobtainium.

 

Got delayed about 45 minutes by poxy roadworks with average speed cameras, and the overhead gantry ones wot flash too. Did I see anyone working? Actually yes. Two people. Really worth shutting 3 out of four lanes for that.

 

The Puggle did AS proud, perfectly happy at 80ish, used about £30 in pez. 240miles ish, someone else can do the maths, my brain is fried. Like a doofus I forgot to pack any CDs, so "REAL FM" did the trick for a while, until reception was lost. I then opened the front of the CD player by accident, and then it wouldn't shut. BALLSACKS.

And the heater set fire to my feet, but that's my own fault.

 

SPORTEH SHITE IZ A TOP GEZZR, NICE WUN M8

DUGONG IZ A TOP LAD TWO.

 

(but they're both a couple of fairies for not appreciating the wonderful surroundings* of The Ivory)

[outlaw118]

Right, after a silly long day at werk, here's the final instalment.

 

Caught the 12.23 from Grays, got off at Limehouse, onto Docklands Light Railway to Bank. Underground to Euston....

 

Apologies if the photo is a bit big, but I'm clueless, and photobucket is being a twat. Will update more tomorrow, brain not working.

[dugong]

SCAMMED