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It's on! I am on a train to Crewe which will soon be leaving the ring of civilization known as the M25, my objective, a Rover Commerce, why? Because I just don't feel I give off enough of a rapey / pedo vibe.

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Well done that man.

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U IS CERTUNLY YORCSHYRE RIPPA INNIT

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I'm liking all of these tat collection live blogs. 

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I'm liking all of these tat collection live blogs.

 

We need to have a command centre manned by bob holness to coordinate them

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Now sat at Northampton, where half the train gets cut loose, and yes, I'm on the right bit.

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We need to have a command centre manned by bob holness to coordinate them

 

I'll have a P6 please, Bob

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I've decided to go to the cinema tonight actually. Des can you come up tomorrow instead?

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Picturing bob holding his earpiece...

 

" reports of a rover being collected, the train is now at clapham Junction" as he moves a des figure across a table top map of the uk in a military style bunker

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What a nice surprise ... Nothing on the telly, but there's a live shite collection, this time with added k-series action.

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Now at Stoke On Trent, got a first class carriage all to myself, out the window spotted a pub called The Talbot, you lot, THIS, is how the other half live.

 

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And a grainy night-vision shot of a Rover parked up on the M6 waiting for Green Flag.

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I think the Autoshite way would be more like the original Treasure Hunt with Kenneth Kendall at the map surrounded by old magazines and workshop manuals, leafing through a copy of Jalopy while waiting for reports to come in on a Grandstand style teleprinter.

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Breaking news: Des arrives back in London having forgotten to triple check his coolant at every services

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Whoopee do, I'm at Crewe.

Now I'm to look out for a chap in a flat cap, to address as Mr. Bollocks, WCPGW?

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Now at Stoke On Trent, got a first class carriage all to myself, out the window spotted a pub called The Talbot, you lot, THIS, is how the other half live.

It is terrifically shite in stoke duck :-)

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Must say, it was a source of great pleasure to watch a smiling Des accelerate the Rover up the J16 slip road onto the M6 and away to start its new life in Landan Taaahn. SEE YOU LATER BK04EVJ, ITS BEEN EMOTIONAL

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I must say Des looks somewhat shorter with fewer metal teeth  than I had imagined

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Petrol station shot otherwise it didn't actually happen.

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We tried to take one but the Sainsburys pez squad announced "NO CAMERAS ON THE FORECOURT" over the tannoy, the helpful twats

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To counteract that you look directly at them, point the camera at the thing you wish to photograph and press the button while saying CLICK very loudly at them.

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January is proving a bumper month for tat collections, well done all! I'll try and contribute in February.

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We tried to take one but the Sainsburys pez squad announced "NO CAMERAS ON THE FORECOURT" over the tannoy, the helpful twats

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Result!

 

This thread lacked pace on the way back, we could have done with some live updates like " uphill stretch of motorway, long line of trucks to overtake, I'm gonna floor it and see what happens"

 

"Will now have a long term problem being cross eyed after watching the temperature gauge so much while driving"

 

"Funny noise from underneath, is it the rear axle working loose or just the road surface?"

 

and so on, and so forth

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