NOT MORE FACES THAN TOWN HALL CLOCK WANKER FAST LANE FLASHING LIGHTS TWAT TAILGATE TWAT. SOLD.

[Cavcraft]

CAVAG ENTERPRISES, HOW MAY I HELP?

 

Erm, is that your heap of shit outside?

 

YEAH, JELLY BEANZ THIS IS HOW I ROLL....

 

 

 

I did a deal with the 306TD on it just now. Natch, I'm not going to keep it or anything but hopefully it'll turn a few quid with a fellow council estate-ee who will fall in love with the 18" rims and shit paintwork.

1999, 1.8 'wrong fuel' engine, quite a bit of tax and test. Stupid offers and exchanges considered as no idea what it's worth.

 

 

Sold.

[Spiny Norman]

I thought all the 'wrong fuel' A4s were 1.9s?

GLWTS etc

[michael1703]

Probably got a 'marker' on it from the local Feds,check down the back of the seats for wraps

[overrun]

^ Aye. Dealer chic.

[fordperv]

its been advertised for more than 40 mins scrap it 

 

that is very dodgy council estate drug dealer esque, check for bags of mixed herb under the passengers seat

[overrun]

Just clocked the Monster logo. WORRANOB

[Alexg]

12 magic trees in the map pocket?

[greengartside]

U SHUD TOTULY MAYKE THE 'D' IN THE NUMBA PLAYTE LIKE A U AND IT WILL SPEL TYGA BUM

[Bren]

 You should advertise it with the following - "Will look good behind local parade of shops surrounded by young chavs looking to buy bud and none of the local ho's will diss you when they see those wheels".

[Pillock]

1.8 n/a pezzler on 18" wheels and lowering springs? Bet that's fun to drive. It will however be nice and simple to sell on.

[Cavcraft]

The Monster Energy sticker adds 50mph and 225% more value.

[hairnet]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_odkw=1999+a4+1.8&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313&_nkw=1999+a4+1.8&_sacat=9800

 

anywhere between 3 and a bag

[charlie2555]

I'm sure everyone's seen this brilliant advert for a Renault Clio?

 

http://www.wehostdns.net/clio-ebay/renault_clio.html

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

FULL ELECTRIC PACK TINTS PROFESSIONALLY LOWERED FITTED POWER STEERING

[Partridge]

Sell it quick before it brings Autoshite out in a rash.

[philibusmo]

I quite like it, *runs off and hides*

 

with some de-barrying I bet it would be a pretty nice car. I may be biased as my Dad got one of these when I was 6. We went from a mk4 Escort diesel to a 1.8 A4 and it felt like a Rolls Royce made of solid gold in comparison and it went on for years and years with only service items and one door catch needing replacing. It was a thoroughly good car.

[Cavcraft]

'Quite like it' in an interested in making cash offer/swap quite like it, or 'quite like it' in an I live 300 miles away/internet quite like it? He said, extra especially hopefully.

[philibusmo]

'Quite like it' in a I live 230 miles away and don't really have a need for it, but GLWTS internet twat although if the right money my way was offered I could be tempted to swap for my veg friendly 2.1 XM quite like it. He said still not making it much clearer.

[Partridge]

^ Aye. Dealer chic.

If you want to see a proper drug dealer car, come to Portsmouth.

[HMC]

Hope you dont wind up wounded trying to sell this one cav, though in a different sense than previous owners meaning of the word.

[Cavcraft]

AXE WOUNDED

[stilo_active]

WIL U TKE 3 QID N MY CUZIN WIL COLECT LAZT NITE. IZ IT OMGBARNFIND KWALATEE?

 

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[pandamonium]

I like it. I really like it. I liked it before any of you liked it!

[dugong]

You should put some chrome effect S4 mirrors on it. That way you can be in all the SIK DEALZ that go down in and around Alderley Edge. 

[Peter Patina]

A konveyance of kingz. My acquaintance's brother's nephew's m7 "TJ" has expressed an utterance of interest in this fine chariot but I wouldn't believe an attempted syllable of it.

[Micrashed]

I rather like it B.

Not enough to want to buy it, im in the market for a fourbefour, but I dont think you will struggle to punt that on.

[Cavcraft]

SRS like, if anyone does fancy it I'm all ears.

[hairnet]

take phil up on his offer and

 

1 you see lancia in full effekt

2 get an xm

 

whats not to like

[stilo_active]

Got to be an XM-plary deal!

 

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[wackywacerwill]

Having a boot make this much less suspect than a hatch and therefore defo class A shoter fodder.

 

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