Kwalidee Scandishite FOAR SAYLE (auction)

[Guest Breadvan72]

 

http://www.angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/saturday-25th-january-2014.aspx

 

Scroll down until nearly the end of the list.  Saab 99, barn find, no reserve.  

[Guest Breadvan72]

PIMP-ASS interior

[wuvvum]

Fark me, there's a beige Moskvitch in there.  Don't usually get chod of that calibre at ACA.

[dome]

River find more like

[Bobthebeard]

Anything that is barn found will doubtless be sold for far more than it is actually* worth.

Such is life. The words 'found' and 'barn' seem to arouse massive interest nowadays.

Everyone wants to believe they have found the next best thing to an unclaimed winning lottery ticket. Sadly most barn finds are just old cars covered in bat shit and rust....

[skattrd]

Possible East of England shiteists get together at ACA?

[Guest Breadvan72]

I lerrrve that Esprit Turbo. Spunking 5 to 7 K on a blower Lotus at an auction.  What could POSSIBLY go wrong? 

[sporty-shite]

Alfasud race car! Zoinks. It's beige too.

[tooSavvy]

...... n/s/f window....... "##ied!" ??

 

I wonder if it is a bit of "last owner died!" or, more our ouvre, "never barried!"

 

TS

[Guest Breadvan72]

Let's all go and bid up the Cosworth Scorpio shitmosheen to a ludicrous figure.  

 

I assume that the Saab windows have the usual "I wish my wife was this dirty", and the also usual "She is".  

[Sudsprint]

That 99 Combi Turbo is to die for.

 

But then I had filed my virtual barn twice over before I had even scrolled down as far as the Saab. 

[Asimo]

I want that Tvr Tasmin. And the pink Rolls. But not the Moskvich.

[barmatt]

Possible East of England shiteists get together at ACA?

 

I was gonna take the day off fo that bro if you fancy meeting up?

[Junkman]

Can I have the MKX, please?

[skattrd]

I was gonna take the day off fo that bro if you fancy meeting up?

 

Can do ... Do you have a car at the moment?

 

That's 2 for a meet up in Kings Lynn on the 25th @ ACA, any more?

[barmatt]

Can do ... Do you have a car at the moment?

 

That's 2 for a meet up in Kings Lynn on the 25th @ ACA, any more?

got the rrc till friday but then car less till the right chod comes along.

[skattrd]

So provisionally you may want me to come and pick you up to go to this?

[barmatt]

So provisionally you may want me to come and pick you up to go to this?

 

maybe, I may have bought something by then (quite likely), we'll see.

[UmBongo]

PIMP-ASS interior

 

 

A woman at work had one years ago.

 

The interior looked like a massive blood orange had exploded, covering the seats and carpets in orangey goodness.

[Ghosty]

I like the pogweaseled Alfa Spider, weirdly. And the A60, that's in a wonderful colour scheme.

[ruffgeezer]

I like everything about this, other than all my shite funds being invested in something resulting from a shogun and a carlton banging behind a biffa skip.

[Guest Breadvan72]

It is the Saab of WIN, but I am skinterated and unable to wade in. 

[gadgetgricey]

I thought I recognised that car. Remembered it from UK Saabs a while ago.

 

http://www.uksaabs.co.uk/UKS/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=92284&hilit=saab+99+barn+find

 

- Dave -

[meggersdog]

Possible East of England shiteists get together at ACA?

 

I might get along to this.

Word of warning : bring some earplugs or head-ache tablets as the auctioneer is a shouty, half blind twat.

They only wheel him out for the classic auctions and I don't think he knows anything about cars.

[Guest Breadvan72]

He sounds like the typical member of this Forum.   Top bloke!

[meggersdog]

Three hours of on choke petrol fumes and matey shouting his head off you might change your opinion.

[Guest Breadvan72]

I suspect that we all had too much on-choke petrol fumage when we were little and that is what has led to us being sad old gits who love manky chod.  

[Guest Breadvan72]

Bump, just because it's GR9 to see Saabshite PRON of this degree of egregiousness.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Rear bumper shunt WHIPLASH no win no fee cash for crash reminder BUMP just in case anyone wants to go and bid for this awesome shed of awsomeness / divorce,destitution and social obloquy inducing nightmare [delete as applicable] on Sat 25th.

[Guest Breadvan72]

...... n/s/f window....... "##ied!" ??

 

I wonder if it is a bit of "last owner died!" or, more our ouvre, "never barried!"

 

TS

 

 

One owner died, never buried (hence curious smell from boot area)