ebay 'BARGAINS'

January 1, 2012

We all 'know' that MkI 3dr Escorts are worth DOLLAR. But, still. Ã‚Â£7750?

To that spec? Probably!

How about this then...

Ã‚Â£9,995.00

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-R ... 415db9a157

or this - it's not even a two door!!!

Ã‚Â£7,990.00

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1 ... 45ff92819b

...
By the way, despite the 7k selling price, the man flogging the mk1 referred to at the top is now considering
BREAKING CAR AND SELLING BARE SHELL

Cock!

If I had Ã‚Â£10,000 spare, I'd be on the plane to Ireland tomorrow !!!

Same spec as my concours RSi that some **** stole. About the right money for a car with that miles and condition (possibly even a little cheap)

WANT !!!!!!!!!

As for the giffer spec 4 door Mk2 - he is having a turkish !!!!

10,796 · January 1, 2012

Got Ã‚Â£225,000.00 from your granny this xmas?

Then treat yourself to a Facel Vega.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Facel-Ve ... 4cfb6da7a7

10,796 · January 1, 2012

Rusty incomplete Mk 1 Scrote van.

Ã‚Â£2,100 to you, sir

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-M ... 2eba3ac636

17,359 · January 1, 2012

Can YOU afford a real Hyundai Pony, but can't be bothered paying for insurance, road tax, fuel, and maintainance? Why not buy one of these... !

Current bid: Ã‚Â£144.00 [ 28 bids ]

Current bid: Ã‚Â£142.00 [ 20 bids ]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120833525282?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120833525459?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

15,872 · January 1, 2012

Estimate: Ã‚Â£3,000 - Ã‚Â£5,000

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3507071.htm

Good luck with that.

12,955 · January 2, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-MERCEDES ... 336f5c52ae

Classified ad price: Ã‚Â£3,800.00

...come again?

32,250 · January 3, 2012

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

NOW A CLASSIC CAR AND VERY RARE TO FIND A NICE ONE, T. HIS CAR WILL ONLY GO UP IN PRICE EVERY YEAR

Not when the price is Ã‚Â£6500 and not when the mileage is 146000 miles!

2.1k · January 3, 2012

I had a 2.9 ghia x granada with a 666 plate in 1997,i altered the length of it and an isuzu trooper i hit head on with it,best thing that ever happened to it !

12,955 · January 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-M ... 19cc60e46a

THERE IS NO TAX OR MOT AND AS NOT BEEN ON THE ROAD SINCE 2008 THE BODY WORK IS NOT TO BAD ITS HAD A BIT OF WELDING DONE HERE AND THERE AND THE DOORS COULD DO WITH REPLACING

Starting bid: Ã‚Â£2,500.00

Of course it is

January 3, 2012

That Escort will still sell to a rally jacket mong.

4,256 · January 3, 2012

Very nice, yes. But are they really worth nigh on Ã‚Â£12k?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AVENGER-TIGER ... 4ab28a7445

12,955 · January 3, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-MG-MAEST ... 2a17d9bbb4

Classified ad price: Ã‚Â£1,999.00

Not on your nelly pal

5,093 · January 4, 2012

'Immaculate' Granada Ghia mark 1...with an indentation in the front wing - for a bargainous Ã‚Â£7,500.

Granada

Are those actually Ghia wheels? My parents' old R reg 2.0 L had the same wheels.

12,955 · January 5, 2012

This blokes a right twonk....

It was in direct competition with the Ford Escort but held it's place in the motoring history journals

... an UTTER twonk -

Price: Ã‚Â£4,995.00

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Ford-Ori ... 23184bb300

2.4k · January 5, 2012

Tidy but boggo Onion -
Price: Ã‚Â£4,995.00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

4,281 · January 5, 2012

I agree what a berk, Orions are pretty bloody far from being desirable (with the remotely possible exception of the Ghia Injection) and that'll have the bloody CVT gearbox in it which WILL go wrong at some point and is practically impossible to DIY overhaul.

Crap description and photos too. Move the decimal point one place to the left and you're a bit closer

3.5k · January 5, 2012

I agree what a berk, Orions are pretty bloody far from being desirable (with the remotely possible exception of the Ghia Injection) and that'll have the bloody CVT gearbox in it which WILL go wrong at some point and is practically impossible to DIY overhaul.

Crap description and photos too. Move the decimal point one place to the left and you're a bit closer

but THAT one MIGHT have been built in GERMANY where...you know...they make good things like....welll MERCEDES and BMWS and shit...yeah!....so the ONION is WELL WERF five grand of anyones cash!

128,581 · January 5, 2012

Can someone just test my eyesight please, this E-Type looks slightly wrong somehow?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJS-V1 ... 27c20ab160

Nineteen bleeding grand?

15,872 · January 5, 2012

Can someone just test my eyesight please, this E-Type looks slightly wrong somehow?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJS-V1 ... 27c20ab160

Possibly because it's a XJS not a E-Type...

128,581 · January 5, 2012

I know, it's the price that made me think the seller had got it wrong!

January 6, 2012

I know, it's the price that made me think the seller had got it wrong!

Did you not see Top Gear?!?!?!?! They had an XJS on so it must be worth double or triple what it was worth two weeks ago.

24,734 · January 6, 2012

Take a grands worth (at best?) 115k miles mk2 golf gti. Put it in a white room to take some photos, and describe it with pointless references to the name of the bloke that first bought it, and use words like "pleasure" and "joy" when talking about the gearbox on late 80s hatchback . how much is it worth now?

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=119832

Ã‚Â£2,995?

1.2k · January 8, 2012

114000 miles...granted it will do another 100 thou but Ã‚Â£3k.....? also I had to watch that gay video to see that as the seller forgot to include it inthe spiel.

47,287 · January 8, 2012

This guy is a pretender to The Doctor's throne, I don't think the doc has much to worry about though.

It just shows what a skilled practitioner he is, I bet he could get more than Ã‚Â£3k for this with his prep skills no problem. This lad is just playing at it. The engine bay is filthy for a start, even a bit of spray on degreaser and a jet-wash would make a massive difference.

If you're gonna ask top dollar you've gotta put a lot of effort in no matter what car you're starting with, i think most people fail to realise that.

4.8k · January 9, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-J-Ford-E ... 328wt_1185

1.2k · January 9, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-J-Ford-Escort-CLASSIC-MK4-LOW-MILEAGE-PETROL-/220896370714

That's actually really nice.

4.8k · January 9, 2012

oh, it is! But not Ã‚Â£5k nice when it has 55,000 on the clock. Not like it has never been used or something. Rare on a J plate though for sure.

128,581 · January 9, 2012

Dear God, check this f*cking melon out.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/L-K-LET-US-RU ... 256b416d0e

'THESE ITEMS HAVE BEEN PROFESSIONALLY METALISED,NOT JUST LEFT OUTSIDE TO ROT !'

Marvellous. Why bother nipping down to Machine Mart, paying Ã‚Â£23.99 for a new jerry can, 75p on sandpaper then leaving it outside for a couple of weeks when you can spend Ã‚Â£250 'professionally' rat looking one?

January 9, 2012

To be honest, if those guy's can actually get Ã‚Â£250 for a rusty petrol can, bloody good luck to them for proving the phrase "There's one born every minute!"

128,581 · January 9, 2012

To be quite frank I think anyone who purchased one of those is probably keen on rusty bullet holes, never mind fuel cans.

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