Jump to content

ebay 'BARGAINS'

Mr_Bo11ox

By Mr_Bo11ox
in AutoShite

 Share

Recommended Posts

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

Posted
Posted

But that interior, Worth it to me!

I've never seen a triple green interior on something that hasn't come from 1970s Detroit.

mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

mk2_craig

Posted
Posted

Fifteen grand and the owner couldn't be arsed to sort out a pair of matching font numberplates, *tchoh*

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

Posted
Posted

What else would you do with 65k?

 

In fact I just had a look, and buying two Escort Mexicos for the same price might be a better investment if you want to buy into ye olde world rally scene.

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-nova-sport-/182698916717

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

 

Really?! £65k for a Nova 1.3 with some stickers? I want what they've been smoking.

  • puddlethumper
  • Like 1
Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

Posted
Posted

Apparently there's some Facebook group members running the price of that Nova up for a laugh.

  • alcyonecorporation and Supernaut
  • Like 2
flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

Posted
Posted

Apparently there's some Facebook group members running the price of that Nova up for a laugh.

 

Winning bid:
£65,900
[ 106 bids ]
Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

Posted
Posted

That's a helpful grown-up thing to do. Bunch of similar morons on the MG ZS Facebook group did it to a garage offering a ZS 180 the other week. The LOLS*

  • richardthestag, oldcars and Dick Cheeseburger
  • Like 3
Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

Posted
Posted

From my spotted FRED, local to me, price was £12,995, price now dropped to £10,995, paintwork done by Stevie Wonder, it's peeling around all the window rubbers, showing an original creamy yellow colour, has been retrimmed in cream leather, not a practical colour really for a camper, and is a normally aspirated diesel, so slower than a slow thing from Slowtown. Overpriced crap worth about £3k on a good day

 

post-5211-0-17444800-1502831165_thumb.jpg

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

Posted
Posted

Temperature gauge reads incorrectly and it has a water cooled engine with no apparent ventilation ducts. WCPGW?

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

Posted
Posted

Wiring also decidedly fucked, clearly they cannot do electrics on that tri axle VW

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

Posted
Posted

From my spotted FRED, local to me, price was £12,995, price now dropped to £10,995, paintwork done by Stevie Wonder, it's peeling around all the window rubbers, showing an original creamy yellow colour, has been retrimmed in cream leather, not a practical colour really for a camper, and is a normally aspirated diesel, so slower than a slow thing from Slowtown. Overpriced crap worth about £3k on a good day

 

attachicon.gifVW Camper D748KPW.jpg

 

12 previous owners

MOT Test April 2017 at 101,279 miles

Cazana valuation £1,730. Yeah right, you try buying one for as little as that

 

5090048023_6a245ba9d8_b-762x360.jpg

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

Posted
Posted

12 previous owners

MOT Test April 2017 at 101,279 miles

Cazana valuation £1,730. Yeah right, you try buying one for as little as that

 

5090048023_6a245ba9d8_b-762x360.jpg

You can see that cream showing through around the window rubbers, it even still jas those same 'poundland' wheeltrims on it

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

Posted
Posted

2 door Range Rover Scene tax?

 

CLASSIC 2 DOOR RANGE ROVER INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL PARTS. ALSO MECHANICAL PARTS

 

 

 
BARN FIND

 

 

 

Quelle fuckin suprise

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-2-DOOR-RANGE-ROVER-INTERNAL-AND-EXTERNAL-PARTS-ALSO-MECHANICAL-PARTS/263140945738?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3D9acaeea803da4d909d229a334b244d0e%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202001943749&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850

 

 

Except ! just about everything in the photos is late 1980s / 1990 4 door. Therefore if he were to start it at £35 he might get some bids but at £350?

 

Avin a Giraffe mate! 

 

s-l1600.jpg

  • Junkman and Rusty_Rocket
  • Like 2
Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

Posted
Posted

What is this shit about?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-TOYOTA-3-0-V6-24V-4-SEATER-OFF-ROAD-SAND-RAIL-DUNE-BUGGY/122647539787

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

THIS BUGGY IS UNBELIEVABLE IN SIZE AND POWER AND WOULD BE AMAZING TO DRIVE ON A BEACH OR DESERT, FIELDS etc

 

 

We are in the UK, ffs. What you really need here is a fucking heater!

 

Anyway, yours for only* 10 bags if you know a suitable beach or desert in your vicinity,

or a farmer who wouldn't give you both barrels if you took it to one of his fields.

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

Posted
Posted

What is this shit about?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-TOYOTA-3-0-V6-24V-4-SEATER-OFF-ROAD-SAND-RAIL-DUNE-BUGGY/122647539787

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

 

We are in the UK, ffs. What you really need here is a fucking heater!

 

Anyway, yours for only* 10 bags if you know a suitable beach or desert in your vicinity,

or a farmer who wouldn't give you both barrels if you took it to one of his fields.

 

At first glance the child in me thought 'that's pretty cool'. The more I looked though, the more I realised the child in me is a moron.

You're absolutely right Junkman, it's pretty much flipping unusable. As evidenced by this . . . .

 

 

WAS BUILT IN 2015 BUT NEVER USED STILL HAS THE PLASTIC ON THE BUCKET SEATS​

 

Which might have something to do with this . . . .

 

 

​Item Location: Derby, United Kingdom

 

Not Derby, United Arab Emirates.

 

Also . . . .

 

 

FOR OFF ROAD USE

 

 

RUNNING ON ROAD TYRES YOU WOULD NEED TO CHANGE TYRES IF YOU WANT TO USE IT OFF ROAD

 

Brilliant.

I could go on as this steaming mound of lunacy just gets worse the more you study it. Those front arms look like they would snap back and shatter into a million eyeball seeking shards if they hit a particularly thick stemmed dandelion, and the claim that 'this awesome bit of kit has a power to weight ratio like nothing else' is just not true. 1200kg and 280bhp is actually a power to weight ratio like a lot of else.

Anyway, my brain deserves to think about something that isn't this now. I just hope the child in the person who built it has been thoroughly slippered and sent to bed with no tea.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

Posted
Posted

Plus it's got fucking monster energy logos all over it.

 

That bloody logo is always an extremely off-putting thing when applied to anything other than a can of energy drink (then it's simply very off-putting instead of extremely).

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
  • Author
Posted

Few things say 'WANKER' louder than a monster energy sticker on your car!

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...