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That oil filter is a piss take. You can still get those, and the part number is the same. EFL134 for Ford CVH, EFL125 for Ford x Flow/Valencia etc. £4 squire. We used to sell those by the "case" (10 filters) back when I worked in my mate's shop. It got to the point where we knew the popular part numbers by heart!

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That R5 is hawt.

 

If I win the lottery I'm going to buy it, spend twenty grand on a 'nut 'n' bolt' restoration, then advertise it on Car & Classic at eight grand for the rest of eternity.

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Now with new pictures! Remarkably even worse than the previous lot - Christ he is cheap saving 9p or whatever it is per new photo.

 

I forgot to mention she needs a new handbrake cable.

 

New description too, no word of watchers... yet.

 

I forgot to mention she needs a new handbrake cable.

 

I have changed my mind strictly NO OFFERS I am not giving her away !

 

 

Is that a fucking great big dent in the boot lid? Along with no mot, tax and handbrake this has to be #1 bargain of the year. Surely this motor should be in autoshite calendar 2013 :twisted:

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I'm starting to feel slightly sorry for the guy, I mean, the penny's clearly never going to drop and no-one's ever going to cough up that amount of cash for an MOT-less 17 year old Peugeot. It's going to be an endless circle of relistings, changed user IDs and huge red angry text complaining that after the 78th attempt, he's got 24,409 watchers and NO BIDS!!!!!! and the handbrake still doesn't work because there's a fossilised chocolate coin stuck in the rear brake drum.

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I really need a base spec untaxed or MOT'd dented Artic white Peugeot 405 Saloon preferably near South Wales with a wankered handbrake so that I can't park it in the Valleys. Can anyone out there help me?

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You take a ferry to Calais, stand in the City Centre blindfolded and throw a half brick, it will either hit a white Peugeot 405 or a base model 205, if you put some spin on the brick you may even hit a Lada Niva.

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I really need a base spec untaxed or MOT'd dented Artic white Peugeot 405 Saloon preferably near South Wales with a wankered handbrake so that I can't park it in the Valleys. Can anyone out there help me?

 

:D:D:D

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^^ Sounds tempting:

 

Unique technology, 3 personal electric trike made.

The battery charged renewable power (wind or solar power).

Environmentally friendly solution is not only for motorfreak.

 

Alright then.

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Now, on any other forum, this would split opinion, i'm guessing 70/30 in favour.

On here, probably the reverse: 70% (at least) of you chaps and chappettes will HATE this....

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Fraud ArseTurdo with an admittedly well fitted and finished bodykit. Doesn't make it look any less shit though.

And ELEVEN GRAND? Loads of oictures, no description at all.

$(KGrHqN,!qEF!GfkIpusBQUd9OZ)(Q~~_12.JPG Heres another.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190724124096? ... 1423.l2649

 

Have a look.

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Now, on any other forum, this would split opinion, i'm guessing 70/30 in favour.

On here, probably the reverse: 70% (at least) of you chaps and chappettes will HATE this...

 

At least it appears to have been done with a bit of thought and skill, unlike so many Barried chav-mobiles. Still wouldn't touch it though. :x

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It has an odd appeal to it. Would need more info and seems way to expensive, but it does have an Alfa SZ so-ugly-its-attractive vibe going on

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I like that Escort. Be perfect for summer laps of Harlow and Stortford whilst wearing Global Hypercolor t-shirts and listening to Altern-8 at high volumes.

 

I'd put the interior back to standard, mind.

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The Purple Hose listing is one big BARGAINS thread, all on its own. Some of them aren't even well photographed or described.

 

They seem to be still in business though, so someone must be willing to pony up that sort of cash - chaps, we must be doing summat wrong.

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