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That ‘Tudor Style’ wood panelling on the house is awesome as well, I hope the upstairs rooms are the same size and shape as his neighbours’ house so that when you look out of the small upstairs window its as if the wall is 4ft thick.

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Jesus wept Alex, I just introduced some partially eaten Penguin biscuit to my pc screen after seeing that.

 

It's epicly fucking awful, what kind of utter moron could even think for a split second it's looks remotely good?

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I'm half expecting a Twilight Corsa to appear next.

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£7K to the first utter bellend

 

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I take it back. Anyone who can airbrush a very small bloke feeling that bird's nipples up deserves to get 7 large for that spaz chariot.

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Look at this dreamer:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0894902620

 

About the fourth time he's listed it and now he's wingeing

 

To many people are watching my 405 and nobody is bidding ! !

I paid £550 and want £550. So stop watching and just bid !!!!!!!

She is a cracking low mileage 405.

 

I've just explained to him why no one's bid him £550 on his MOT less 405 Style

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What a fuggin nosher, I bet it had an MOT when he bought it seeing as he’s done 2000 miles in it.

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Watched :twisted:

 

Hehehe, added to watch list.

 

Yeah and me! :twisted: That should send his blood pressure up a bit more :D

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message back from Mr 405:

 

"Excuse me I am not giving the car away. I know my cars yes she has'nt got an MOT because I am unemployed. I paid £550.00 for her 2 years June and I will sell her for that.

 

There's you saying a 405 petrol without an MOT is'nt worth more than scrap value, I don't give a toss about scrap value I am not taking her to the scrap yard and then given £200 quid. 71,000 on the clock engine starts up first time every time. She has a lot of life left in her yet.

 

If your not interested in the car don't bother sending me messages I know a lot about cars and their valuations from cheap to expensive cars. I am putting that price up because I want back what I paid.

 

And if people were'nt interested in my car I would'nt have so many damn watchers."

 

I like the guy's viewpoint though, 'that's what I paid for it two years ago so that's what I want for it now.' At least he knows a lot about car valuations, that'll be a help

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message back from Mr 405:

 

"And if people were'nt interested in my car I would'nt have so many damn watchers."

 

 

:lol::lol:

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Only recently discovered AutoShite - it beats spying on the stuff the missus's mate's post on Facebook....

Duly added the 405 to my watch list :D:D

 

I've got one of these - in much better shape than this one:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-MAZDA-BO ... 3a7372b1e2

 

 

 

 

we moved to Devon three years ago and my wife has not been able to come to terms with the narrow lanes,

hence the battered bodywork visible in the attached pictures.

.....I'd bet the good folk of Devon have yet to come to terms with his wife moving there!!!
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Just browsing through tons of threads after a good few days away from AS. May I congratulate everyone on the totally GR9 plethora of lol-worthy comments - I'm actually hurting with laughter.

Anyhow, Peugeot 405 now added to watch list too - I implore everyone to do the same...

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405 Added to my 3 different ebay accounts :lol: but the seller really is a helmet :roll:

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I'm watching this 405 at the moment. Seller's a right bell end...........

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Ive joined the watchers club too. Is there any way of knowing how many watchers that dickwad has now?

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Not on e-bay, but a deluded seller nonetheless. I happened across this while trawling t'interweb for parts for my own EPICWINNARMOBILE:

 

http://www.carssoldquick.com/carsforsal ... _hampshire

 

 

Fucking hell - correct me if I'm wrong, but that's about a £600 car? £800 with a following wind? Surely it wasn't worth that when it was 5 years old?

 

EDIT: Hang on:

 

Tax until : February 05

MOT until : August 05

 

I might have been more "right" than I though about the 5 years old job - Is this just a really very old advert? In which case, the CARS SOLD QUICK website is especially ironic.

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Looking at this photo and the cars his neighbours own I'd guess it is a very old advert - unless he happens to live on Autoshite Avenue

 

1969-2.jpg

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EDIT: Hang on:

 

Tax until : February 05

MOT until : August 05

 

I might have been more "right" than I though about the 5 years old job - Is this just a really very old advert? In which case, the CARS SOLD QUICK website is especially ironic.

 

 

whs ^^^

 

Meanwhile in lala land

 

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estimate £12-15k

 

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What exactly does oldest unrestored mini mean, surely someone will end up replacing so much metal and cooper'ing this landfill so as to loose all that originally.

 

Is it the rust or the gaping holes that are original.

 

Maybe Damien Hirst could sink it in a glass tank of dog vomit and flog it for a profit

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Guess Richard Bremner got tired of that Mini.

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