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July 21, 2017

Basic E21s fetch five figure sums? Since when?

Exactly my point, the clueless folk see a 'similar'* car for big dollars and think they are sat on a huge profit

*Not similar at all....but a old BMW

1,964 · July 21, 2017

http://www.forgottenoh.com/Claycraft/cc-cont1.jpg

Large pile of bricks which I am reliably informed could easily be worth £300k when reassembled into a house.

Bargain at £50k.

4,455 · July 21, 2017

Of course it can be done for peanuts in no time they've seen the mockney twat do it on tv.

8,935 · July 21, 2017

RINGADINGDING!!!

132241329039

I would love to twat people who do this round the head with a BFO torque wrench, a mid 1980s or possibly later car pretending to be a tax exempt classic. Utter cunts

8,518 · July 30, 2017

Saffa RS Scrote

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-mk2-RS2000-/222575694329?hash=item33d28b91f9:g:EoQAAOSwFBRZb0ou

£8 bags

Genuine shell and bent vin plate with no clear pics of new pop rivets says body colour = red

Car inside and even around the vin says yeller

20,983 · July 30, 2017

It's nice but £26k!? Do me a favour.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Ford-Fiesta-XR2-11189-Miles-From-New-And-Simply-Incredible-/282592503117?hash=item41cbd3654d:g:RyMAAOSwFqNZVOiW

28,272 · July 30, 2017

It's nice but £26k!? Do me a favour.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Ford-Fiesta-XR2-11189-Miles-From-New-And-Simply-Incredible-/282592503117?hash=item41cbd3654d:g:RyMAAOSwFqNZVOiW

Only 6 registered keepers, plus probably the same number of traders. . Even Ford Mentalist Millionaires would want a one owner for that price , not that I'd ever even suspect it's had a little haircut between MOTs or owners.

August 3, 2017

Didn't know where else to post this.

This is a very clean car....everything is fine.

MOT history of this vehicle

Test date3 August 2017
Test ResultFail
Odometer reading84,088 miles
MOT test number4886 7316 8757
Reason(s) for failure
Steering column movement between the shaft and steering wheel (2.1.2b)
Battery insecure (1.9.1)
Rear Lower engine mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (6.1.D.1a)
Nearside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded to rear (3.6.B.2c)
Nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
Offside Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
Advisory notice item(s)
Left hand horn button inoperative
Nearside mirror slightly deteriorated
Power steering drive belt cracking
Exhaust slightly corroded
Slight under body corrosion
Nearside rear tyre cracking
Nearside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded to rear (3.6.B.2c)
Offside front brake starting to bind and has been hot
Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit 2-3mm (4.1.E.1)

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-1.4-spirit/1258631671

9,008 · August 3, 2017

I wonder if they thought it would take a day or two for the MOT history site to update? Says in the ad they want it gone within 24 hours!

August 3, 2017

Didn't know where else to post this.

MOT history of this vehicle
Test date3 August 2017
Test ResultFail
Odometer reading84,088 miles
MOT test number4886 7316 8757
Reason(s) for failure
Steering column movement between the shaft and steering wheel (2.1.2b)
Battery insecure (1.9.1)
Rear Lower engine mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (6.1.D.1a)
Nearside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded to rear (3.6.B.2c)
Nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
Offside Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
Advisory notice item(s)
Left hand horn button inoperative
Nearside mirror slightly deteriorated
Power steering drive belt cracking
Exhaust slightly corroded
Slight under body corrosion
Nearside rear tyre cracking
Nearside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded to rear (3.6.B.2c)
Offside front brake starting to bind and has been hot
Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit 2-3mm (4.1.E.1)
https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-1.4-spirit/1258631671

ive just emailed to see what sort of a seller they are.

does it have any mot?

the reply i expect will be no mate but it will fly another no probs.

I wonder if they thought it would take a day or two for the MOT history site to update? Says in the ad they want it gone within 24 hours!

8,935 · August 3, 2017

£250 for an MOT failure Rowenta? £2.50 more like. Budget new column, new tyres, cambelt and water pump, aux belts,new brake calipers, discs and pads and some bulbs and new engine mounts, that's a lot of expense for such a worthless heap of dogshit, why a cambelt? well if the PAS belt is kippered, just imagine the state of the cambelt. Been maintained on a budget of 27p a year, and expect it to kettle at some point

8,935 · August 3, 2017

NO, NO, and THRICE NO!

Hiding it's reg so you cannot see how much welding it has probably had over the years

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C876703

And again

And as Churchill would say

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C866306

Must be silly season for Maestros

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C870731

£8k? Fuck right off you cockwomble

5,421 · August 6, 2017

Whilst I am not averse to custom bikes, whether they be chops, bobbers, street scramblers or street fighters, I do object to poorly executed work, disguised with some shiny paint.

No excuse for the exhaust on this-surely two minutes thought would have sorted it out.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki-motorbikes/suzuki-250cc-street-tracker/1259032318

27,996 · August 6, 2017

Here's one for Hendry, a lovely Mk6 Escort "Seranade" Special Edition.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-6-Serenade-Ltd-Edn-/152331799167

http://www.drmotors.co.uk/used-cars/ford-escort-1-6-serenade-5dr-leicester-201611250087817

Except that plate isn't included, which means you can't even check if they're pulling the old "five digit odometer" lark when they say it's got 24,000 miles.

Anyway - collectors dream, "the owners personal car" (what?)... £3950

August 6, 2017

Whilst I am not averse to custom bikes, whether they be chops, bobbers, street scramblers or street fighters, I do object to poorly executed work, disguised with some shiny paint.

No excuse for the exhaust on this-surely two minutes thought would have sorted it out.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki-motorbikes/suzuki-250cc-street-tracker/1259032318

Hipster types will be thrapping themselves raw over this, pile-o-shite

5,421 · August 6, 2017

Hipster types will be thrapping themselves raw over this, pile-o-shite

Those Suzukis were not great when new, and they must feel even worse now. It definately looks worse now than it did when new from the factory.

August 7, 2017

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C899732

- Wikipedia-copied technical specification - CHECK

- History of the previous owner - CHECK

- Guff about "the serious collector" CHECK

Admittedly it's a very rare early 900. Nice, but not 15 grand nice, especially for a 4-speed non turbo version with mismatched mats and a crappy rear plate...

13,258 · August 7, 2017

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C899732

- Wikipedia-copied technical specification - CHECK
- History of the previous owner - CHECK
-

But that interior, Worth it to me!

3,383 · August 7, 2017

Stunning time-warp survivor

On the contrary, it looks like it has suffered bitterly through every day of that 15 year lay up

16,063 · August 7, 2017

But that interior, Worth it to me!

I've never seen a triple green interior on something that hasn't come from 1970s Detroit.

3,995 · August 7, 2017

Fifteen grand and the owner couldn't be arsed to sort out a pair of matching font numberplates, *tchoh*

11,270 · August 7, 2017

I like the 'speculative' element (for the prospective buyer) of this skip!!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/future-classic-very-low-miles-1.owner/1249480210

... "a rising tide lifts all boats"

TS

1,153 · August 8, 2017

What else would you do with 65k?

In fact I just had a look, and buying two Escort Mexicos for the same price might be a better investment if you want to buy into ye olde world rally scene.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-nova-sport-/182698916717

Edited August 8, 2017 by LostnotFound

11,270 · August 8, 2017

Nice Camry... a bit salty @ aBag.... with a tatty arch?

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C890625

clean MOT G201VFJ

https://www.check-mot.service.gov.uk/

TS

26,121 · August 10, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-COLT-CELESTE-ST-SILVER-/292207799277?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

26,121 · August 10, 2017

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-GENUINE-Citroen-2CV-SAHARA-4x4-Fully-Restored-10YRS-AGO-/162613142882?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368&clk_rvr_id=1280399752306&utm_content=buffer50cd9&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

25,472 · August 10, 2017

What else would you do with 65k?

In fact I just had a look, and buying two Escort Mexicos for the same price might be a better investment if you want to buy into ye olde world rally scene.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-nova-sport-/182698916717

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Really?! £65k for a Nova 1.3 with some stickers? I want what they've been smoking.

3,468 · August 10, 2017

Apparently there's some Facebook group members running the price of that Nova up for a laugh.

41,355 · August 14, 2017

Apparently there's some Facebook group members running the price of that Nova up for a laugh.

Winning bid:

£65,900

[ 106 bids ]

12,954 · August 14, 2017

That's a helpful grown-up thing to do. Bunch of similar morons on the MG ZS Facebook group did it to a garage offering a ZS 180 the other week. The LOLS*

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