Are there any women here at autoshite?

[londonm]

And if so, do they look like this?

 

[ShiteRider]

Well i've got tits.....but only because i'm a fat cunt.

I think it's safe to say autoshite is a saus' fest

[Guest Tony Hayers]

Women?!

[Junkman]

Yes there are. They all are here:

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/11230-a-shameless-cars-and-girls-thread-contains-sexism/

[RedSparrow]

There has been but they usually get scared off by people making unfunny suggestive jokes.

[londonm]

Thought as much, just wondered. Closest thing here will be some 20 stone geezer with moobs. We could be falling foul of EU laws on equality and diversity. Someone should tell the management.

[Negative Creep]

Are there any women here today?

 

 

No.........

[sheffcortinacentre]

fred transit is all woman.

[scruff]

What happened to Louise?? She was quality!

[saucedoctor]

I think Louise has a couple of very young children, so she probably hasn't got a lot of spare time to spend on here with us weirdos.

[Barry Cade]

If there are, welcome to Autoshite.

 

[Lord Sterling]

Caffiend is also a woman and Autoshite member, but like Louise seems to have disappeared off here, so I guess this more of a 'Gentlemans' club now?

[Jim Bell]

They'd only reverse park into the side of the adjoining thread then start crying anyway.

Then complain about the swearing.

[UmBongo]

 The women are too busy in the kitchen, burning the eggs they are boiling...

[Lankytim]

I'm a woman every Thursday, if that helps.

[fordperv]

There's one in the boot of my car

[FredTransit]

fred transit is all woman.

rumbled.

 

Ahem! Yes, not a bloke.....

Oh and I never been one! Dont make me post the pictures. Again...

[mercrocker]

Wasn't somebody rubbing down a Princess the other day?

[FredTransit]

 

PROOF

[Partridge]

Hi Fred!!!!! Want to meet up soon, I like cars too!!?? Is your boyfriend into cars too??? You don't have one??? No way I'm single as well!!!! :D We should swap pictures of us in our cars!!

 

Copyright the entire internet etc etc.

[fordperv]

I'm a woman every Thursday, if that helps.

 

 

here he is

[Des]

Take the sunglasses off and you might be able to read that dipstick.

[FredTransit]

Hi Fred!!!!! Want to meet up soon, I like cars too!!?? Is your boyfriend into cars too??? You don't have one??? No way I'm single as well!!!! :D We should swap pictures of us in our cars!!

 

Copyright the entire internet etc etc.

sorry I prefer six wheels to four

[Lord Sterling]

Fred has also appeared on TV on some 'how tidy is your house' type show.

[Partridge]

6 wheels you say? This is my car. You should come see it.

 

 

...OK I'll stop now.

[Micrashed]

@ Fred

 

I saw a pale blue B plate Mk 2 yesterday and thought of you, now I will have that picture in my head whenever I see a Mk1 or 2.

[dollywobbler]

Caffiend has changed jobs/location but is doing a sterling job of organising this year's BX Club NEC stand. AFAIK, Louise still has a brown Astra, though I think last time she reported in, her Police Officer husband was driving more of it than she was. Who says the Police don't have taste? I feel Mrs Trigger deserves an honourable mention as she still seems keen to attend Autoshite meets, despite having already attended a few. Astonishing.

[warren t claim]

Fred has also appeared on TV on some Babestation type show.

EFA

[FredTransit]

6 wheels you say? This is my car. You should come see it.

 

 

...OK I'll stop now.

sorry did I not say four of em have to be on the back axle?

BTW I do have a fjord blue Mk2 but shes off the road with a collapsed front crossmember.

 

SO........ am I the only woman that posts on here regular like?

[Micrashed]

I think you are Fred.

 

It was in Kirkham if thats any use to you and had a hatchback, there cant be many knocking about these days.