The Girls of Autoshite

[andrew e]

[outlaw118]

The R16 is sexier than the bint on this one!!!

[gtd2000]

This is all about the WEDGE shaped model yeah?

 

p.s. but which one

[gtd2000]

Now that I'm a "man of the world" (or at least I think I am!) I'd be rather suspect of the person wearing these clothes nowadays.

 

To think that the first time I watch The Crying Game I had no clue "she" was a guy!!!

[Pillock]

 

Is it me or is she hiding, pretending not to be in until the tiresome twerp in the unreliable sports car gets the hint and leaves?

 

Have some more...

 

PUUUUSH!

 

I thought the idea was to show how much luggage fitted in the boot, not to show how much didn't.

 

Not overly convinced how 'shite' this is, but a squintillion out of ten for such innuendo.

 

**Edit: Rehosted innuendotastic pic

[pompei]

The R16 girl looks like Rodney Bewes in drag

[pompei]

I hope she doesn't leave a mark on the engine ...

 

[fiatdaft]

am liking the tr7 gal!

[MrRegieRitmo]

I thought the idea was to show how much luggage fitted in the boot, not to show how much didn't.

 

I think she's saying 'Look don't have your foot in the way when you slam the hatch because your foot gets a bit red & bent!'

[wuvvum]

 

Isn't that the bloke from the Bounty kitchen towel adverts?

[seth]

That Renault /\ was the first car I noticed in this thead....

[MrRegieRitmo]

That Renault /\ was the first car I noticed in this thead....

Wow there's a car in this thread on Autoshite! There's me thinking it was just a load of pictures of females!

[andrew e]

[pompei]

There's a lot going on in that Citroen ad ...Woman presumably arriving at ski resort, woman with tartan rug leaving, porter wondering whether to bring in or take out luggage, red waitcoat on the balcony looking aloof, man with dogs (are the big ones St Bernards) and then two non Citroens in the car park ...Complex - perhaps a metaphor for the car?

[andrew e]

BTW dontya fink it looks lovely to see a DS in that colour?

[Fat_Pirate]

Has the Barchetta reached shite level yet? Anyway...

 

The brochure:

 

The reality:

[KruJoe]

 

How did she manage that? Does the Barchetta have a ski-hatch?

 

 

 

My effort:

 

[pompei]

^ ^ ^ ^She looks like a young Anita Harris now that ages me!

[fordpoplier]

[pompei]

And not even a wet T-Shirt in sight I'm puzzled by the lower pics - D & E caption "sunroof",F caption "rear wash/wipe", but what about H? "No rust on the arches?"

[Hertz]

 

Is it me or is she hiding, pretending not to be in until the tiresome twerp in the unreliable sports car gets the hint and leaves?

 

I think she is saying, "god not that dipstick with the stupid hat and the Triumph, go away!"

[andrew e]

Whoa!!!!http://www.a-c-d.dk/girls/index.htm

[55bloke]

I presume that's a U.S. spec Fiesta? Front end looks like a Kadett.

[michiel]

Here's a hotty, driven by Raymundo in the well known Ashes to Ashes spinoff 'Shite Cops in Shite Cars'.

 

 

 

Honeyz loadin' da shoppin'

 

[michiel]

[michiel]

Coud this be a Panhard?

 

[Monkey_boy]

She farts on your car!

[MrRegieRitmo]

Whoa!!!!http://www.a-c-d.dk/girls/index.htm

Excellent! 5th picture down = ZAZ TavriaI saw a couple of those in Malta, didn't have a clue what they were, all I could take from it was it had a badge on one of them saying Tav....? something or other - I forgot to be honest! My first thoughts on seeing it was 'Ahh Citroen Axel or Oltcit!' but no... it was like a Citroen Visa meets Renault Fuego meets R14. It did smack greatly of Eastern Block though so not surprised to find out it is! Prime shite either way!

[michiel]

That Danish collection is pretty cool, never heard of this one before:

 

 

Er yes, I seem to be lost...

 

Pologies for the big pics...

[garethj]

Coud this be a Panhard?

 

Porsche 356 I reckon