{BING BONG} Translator to aisle 3 please, translator to aisle 3 {BING BONG}

[Cavcraft]

Today's starter for ten is to decode/decipher this please...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DEAWOO-MATIZ-/251307877768?autorefresh=true&pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a831de588&nma=true&si=q01JQgVvJr7SXDtiiBTb6WIVdDc%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

 

in matizie is to repair the braid and a mirror because when I was on vacation that someone smashed. was exchanged shields the front brake pads, brake hoses belts fuel filter, left wrist and right end is driven 76300. TAX July 2013

 

Don't worry if you can't, I'll be picking it up in the next couple of days.

[chaseracer]

Is the seller Polish?

[Cavcraft]

Polish or mental, not sure which yet.

[autofive]

w matizie jest naprawa warkocz i lustro, bo kiedy byłem na wakacjach, że ktoś rozbił. wymieniono tarcze przednie klocki hamulcowe, przewody hamulcowe Filtr paliwa pasy lewym nadgarstku i prawej stronie jest napędzany 76300. TAX lipca 2013

[autofive]

×Âין מ×Âַטיזיע ×Â×™×– צו פ×Âַרריכטן די צ×Âָפּ ×Âון ×ÂÖ· שפּיגל ווייַל ווען ×Âיך געווען ×Âויף וו×Âַק×Âַציע ×ÂÖ·×– עמעצער סמ×Âַשט. ×Â×™×– פ×Âרביטן שילדז די פר×Âָנט ט×Âָרמ×Âָז פּ×Âַדס, ט×Âָרמ×Âָז ×›×Âָוזיז בעלץ ברענוו×Âַרג פילטער, לינקס ×â€Ã—Âַנטגעלענק ×Âון רעכט סוף ×Â×™×– געטריבן 76,300. שטייַער יולי 2013

[autofive]

di matizie adalah untuk memperbaiki jalinan dan cermin karena ketika saya sedang berlibur bahwa seseorang pecah. dipertukarkan perisai bantalan rem depan, rem selang sabuk filter bahan bakar, pergelangan tangan kiri dan ujung kanan didorong 76.300. PAJAK Juli 2013

[autofive]

matizie修復的辮å­Âå’Œé¡å­Â，因為當我在度å‡，有人被砸。交æ›盾牌å‰Â剎車片，制動軟管帶燃油濾清器，左手腕和å³端的帶動76300。稅務七月2013

[autofive]

 katika matizie ni kukarabati suka na kioo kwa sababu wakati mimi alikuwa likizo kwamba mtu smashed. ilikuwa kubadilishana ngao usafi akaumega mbele, akaumega hoses mikanda chujio mafuta, mkono wa kushoto na mwisho wa kulia ni inaendeshwa 76,300. KODI Julai 2013

[xkjaguar]

looks like he used babelfish or some other translation software, used it once to buy an SLC carpet set from Germany , translated from English to German and then I translated it back to see how mangled it was, Answer---VERY

[hairymel]

common failures

 

hgf, cambelt needs changing before it assplodes, rear of sills rotten, cloudy headlights,water leak from inlet manifold, airbag light on if you change battery.

 

all fairly easy if you have a selection of small spanners but  airbag needs dealer tool.

 

heater matrix hoses and alternator failure need inspector gadget arms and swearing.

 

 

but looks a good buy though

[hairnet]

hope you speak polski billy

[Albert Ross]

Take Pivo.

[chaseracer]

Polish or mental, not sure which yet.

It was the reference to 'benzyna' in the description...

[overrun]

I agree with one of autofive's replies.

[Cavcraft]

It was the reference to 'benzyna' in the description...

 

Round the benzyna.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Hyit wit bigg hammer, yerz?

[Cavcraft]

We're nearly there: 'braid that is the part of the silencer because it farts like driving 'a tax is until the of July'

[cort16]

Is it toosavvy's uncle?

[inconsistant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWhVLaGy0NU

[Cavcraft]

Mission aborted.

 

After wasting what seemed like an eternity stuck in holiday traffic and watching fat, sweaty kids in LandRover Discoveries towing 87 foot long caravans behind them I got to to where the car was.

 

Which was a different postcode, different address, door number didn't exist and they got there 10 minutes after me. I'd like to give a full report of the car but as there was smoke pouring from the osf brake the rest seemed ill elephant. Apparantly it was 'only spilt petrol' and 'its only because the car has stood for two weeks'.

The lad rather comically touched the wheel twice and both times burnt his fingers. That was enough for me, if it couldn't get them 1/2 mile it wasn't going to get me home 10 miles, so I sacked it.

[Junkman]

VERI CLIN

[cort16]

Was it Polish or Mental?

[Cavcraft]

Both, the series of translations between people who couldn't speak it but then mysteriously could, was baffling. Before I forget though I manage to get one positive out of the trip, a picture of what is surely the car of the year on here at the moment.

[cort16]

Laguna II diesel?

[chaseracer]

Solara? J-reg Proton...?

 

[dollywobbler]

Shame. I like the Matiz, especially in that colour.