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No, I wouldn't. And I'd wonder about the deep dark secrets of the person who did. Altho', to be fair I get to play with the real thing now and then.

Oddly, the last time I had an actual artic with an actual CB set, I got fuck all but fuzz and beeps, until I got to within range of Tyneside. Where I picked up - wait for it - a couple of vanners. Suddenly BBC Radio Newcastle seemed attractive after all.

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My old UK 40 channel (Midland) set is still functioning, ie, it's doing its bit, but I can get sod all on it nowadays. I wonder if it's all the WiFi and mobile phone signals bouncing around, not to mention DAB/DVB.

 

PHAKT: The name of my magmount antenna sounds like "Super Masturbator" :D and WiFi in Tyneside is WiAyeFi.

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Would I drive it?

 

Only if I ran a courier business and my clientele was made up of Pajero-driving pikeys, pimps, rebel vanners and the blind.

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I absolutely wouldn't. Every Sprinter I've had my hands on has been, at best, a disappointment. They are inadequate, simple as that. Sure they're a big improvement on the shitty old 307 series, but fuck, so is walking! Why would I drive that when there are so many more capable vans* available?

 

*Anything that can be insured as a commercial, in fact.

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Downrated to 3.5t to get round it needing a tacho fitted & checked no doubt. I've driven loads of Sprinters, including the uber bonkers 616 (Yup 160 ps engine), with fully auto box, and it went like stink, but was a pile of crap reliability wise.

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I'd roll in that no danger.

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I like it. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:oops:

 

ETA: now looked at the link. Lose the chrome side stripes and rear door/bumper thing and I'd drive it!

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  Felly Magic said:
Downrated to 3.5t to get round it needing a tacho fitted & checked no doubt.

 

Also gets round the requirement for a 56mph speed limiter iirc. Still has a 60 mph speed limit on dual carriageways but when has that ever slowed a Sprinter driver?

 

(I drive a Trafic Sport btw!!)

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Well, I can't imagine you'd get much bother from your fellow road users in that. Intimidating but also slightly silly all rolled into one.

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It may have been re-plated at 3.5t so that us young-uns with newer style car licences can drive it.

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  catsinthewelder said:
It may have been re-plated at 3.5t so that us young-uns with newer style car licences can drive it.

 

I think me & Woody are more than likely right on this un. It still screams 'Pull me, I'm a Pikey' though.

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Also as it's 'one owner from new' it's quite likely the original owner did it because a) maybe the bigger weight ones were longer and/or B) because they had uprated suspension.

When downrating you're supposed to change the springs (or you were supposed to on older commercials) as if you had a shit load of weight on it would be more obvious to VOSA.

You get a van rated at 5.2 tonnes or whatever, down rate it to 3.5 tonnes and don't change the springs and you could chuck a right load of stuff in the back and it'd sit nicely.

 

Can't see the original owner deliberatly buying a bigger van then getting it downrated to 3.5 tonnes because his licence wouldn't let him drive it, he may as well have just bought a 3.5 tonner in the first place.

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There is a logical point to this van, which isn't dodgy. It was their service van.

Think of all the kit that's going to go in the back of a CV roadside assistance van: jacks, compressor, genny, maybe gas welding/cutting kit, toolchests, workbench and tyre changing gubbins. Throw in (literally) the kitchen sink, plus water and other fluid supplies, and that's a fair old weight. Probly under 3.5t, but a regular 3.5t van with all that in's going to be dragging its' arse like a dog with worms, so Billy's point above was near enough, I reckon. Well, it better have that sort of weight bolted into the back, 'cos these heavy panel vans are awful to drive unladen... :lol:

It'll be off the tacho, so the mechanic(s) don't have to worry about hours regs when they're on 24hr, and no-one needs a special license of any sort.

It was looking at the full size pic that made me wonder. Orange beacons + top lightbar = service van. The dress-up stuff will be because it'll be taken to truck shows (some of which have service van prize categories) to mix with potential customers.

Mind you, stick on a couple of whippy aerials with Southern Cross flags on the ends, and you'd win REBBEL VANNARZ for evar. And have people like me question your deep dark secrets...

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  Tayne said:
Would I drive it?

 

Only if I ran a courier business and my clientele was made up of Pajero-driving pikeys, pimps, rebel vanners and the blind.

 

 

 

PPriceless :lol:

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