Cheer me up lets see your current shite

[worldofceri]

Not really shite. Soz.

 

[oldford]

Get well soon.

 

 

 

 

[warren t claim]

Are you feeling any better yet? Here's the latest addition to my fleet. I hope you like the OMG LINSEED OIL bumpers.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[ChinaTom]

Taxed and Tested shitering

 

Happily span at 5000 rpm along the bypass this afternoon. Which was nice.

 

Get well soon

 

 

Is this the one with window switches by the rear view mirror?

[flat4alfa]

Like this? Front and rear.

 

 

They were in the Alfa 90, a similar but quite different barge

 

[Cavcraft]

 

*Contents might not look as nice in real life.

[Shep Shepherd]

Giffer-tastic Cavalier Sportshatch which I sometimes see at my local Waitrose. I quite fancy it, as although it's a bit rough, it's more or less original spec:

 

 

The Volvo in a suitably rural setting:

 

[boobydoo]

I've done you a classy 'brochure' style shot. Even if I say so myself, it's actually a million times better than the dreary studio shots they used in the actual Talbot brochure.

 

The tag line would read:

 

TALBOT TAGORA: YOU WON'T SEE ANOTHER ONE

 

[scooters]

fuggin love tagoraz....the nose is just class...

 

that's me at home - feel flippin awful still and need an op to fix underlying problem

 

thanks for all the shite - really cheered me up

[Negative Creep]

Behold my photo skillz

 

 

 

 

[tonedepear]

Here's mine in all it's current glory:

 

IMAG0139 by Tony Lloyd, on Flickr

 

And here's a racing lotus saloon to complement it.

 

IMAG0831 by Tony Lloyd, on Flickr

 

IMAG0834 by Tony Lloyd, on Flickr

[tux]

It seems its been a while since I was last on the forum, 4 years according to the stats but here is the latest tat in the tux fleet. Not sure it qualifies a shite, despite the rusty wheelarch, but meh.

 

[Lord Sterling]

Nice car tux, we need more pics. Big Rover 800 fan me, I've got 2 mk1 Sterlings and 1 mk2 Sterling.

 

EDIT*

 

I thought I'd recognised the numberplate, I spotted the car at Powke Lane Motor Sales in Blackheath, West Midlands:

 

 

EDIT x 2

 

.....And here is its sister in ebay, for sale in my home town of Telford:

 

[stoterstangen90]

current daily

[tux]

 

I thought I'd recognised the numberplate, I spotted the car at Powke Lane Motor Sales in Blackheath, West Midlands:

 

 

Small world! It did indeed come (indirectly) to me from that very dealer. Only bought it because it had a towbar fitted and I needed a tow mule sharpish, but I've quite got attached to it now. I'll sort some pics out, give us 5 mins!

[tux]

Liking the Nightfire Red 800. Love that colour. Mines done even less mileage than that has!

 

It looks a bit like this

 

 

 

 

Big old 2.5 litre quad cam, nom nom

 

Interior needs a good scrub to be fair.

 

 

Its been nowhere!

It reads 58880!

 

But to be honest, it does have its bad points, like rusty wheelarch syndrome. Probably not too bad to sort if done now before it gets worse.

[Guest]

Bugger, not improving? No worry, a shite sandwich will see you right as rain. Here's my fleet of shit, currently in transition:

 

 

1966 Amazon, bowled but not out, currently SORN.

 

 

Here it is resting purposefully. Parts cache slowly building.

 

 

1990 Volvo 480 ES, viciously sold to sporty-shite but still sulking at the unit.

 

 

1985 Peugeot 305 S5 Estate. Potentially brilliant but stymied by the most hateful carburettor in the entire universe.

 

 

It also exists at night.

[scooters]

Liking the Nightfire Red 800. Love that colour. Mines done even less mileage than that has!

 

 

 

ooerr Tux - I've been flirting with the idea of a nice early 827 luxovitesse with the BEIGE VELOUR SEATS OMG AWSUM for a while now but its really wierd - in the last 2-3 months 800's especially earlier ones have started to shoot up in plrice!

 

Back to hospital tomorrow - will know if I'll be back in for the next 2 weeks then

 

well fed up - but the quality of some of the chod on the site at the moment is fugging legendary!

[R9UKE]

Just gone on ebay.... my latest. Unwanted inheritance. I love Volvos, but no space

 

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 574wt_1139

[andrew e]

OLD SKOOL BMW 2 MAKE U BETTER SCOOTERS. Actually the 200 bricks within, have formed my porch for the last 18 months, so it is sans OLD SKOOL COOL now.

 

[ruffgeezer]

Here are my current crocks of plop:

 

4x4 Tat hauler:

 

Motless, megamiles family shatwagon:

 

Banzai shityerpants sleeperthing:

 

The ax is fitted with a saxo vts mill, it looks like a giffer's shopping trolley but will happily show most modern hot hatches a clean set of flaps!

[trigger]

^ Now that sounds interesting, any engine bay shots?.

[Cavcraft]

Can't remember where I'm up to at the moment so her's a couple I may have missed out...

 

 

[ruffgeezer]

^ Now that sounds interesting, any engine bay shots?.

 

Sure have, I'm afraid its a bit ebaytastic under there, the cam covers are purely the least leaky set I could find as citroen don't sell the seals separately.

 

I'm hoping to tone it all right down eventually, but at the moment it's at work because the inner cambelt cover warped and started rubbing on the cam sprocket... no does want!

 

The fat bastard in this shot is yours truly:

 

 

[Lankytim]

[trigger]

That's AX looks mental, A real sleeper!, I'm guessing that's the air filter to the right and not a turbo conversion though right?!

[trigger]

1994 Volkswagen Golf 1.8 Cabriolet by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

This is a picture taken this afternoon of Mrs T's Golf Cabrio, bought for £700 a few months ago with 70k on the clock, Now I've sorted out the electric window it been a bloody nice car, Still looks fresh as well for a 17 year old!.

[ruffgeezer]

Yeah its a pipercross viper kit, I got it off of a saxo owner who was presumably selling it to keep up the payments on his OMG-bigtellyinnit from shitehouse.

[michiel]

+1 on the AX compliments - do like!