Ugly cars...

[Lankytim]

There seem to be many ugly cars about, and they have been catalogued for your amusement in this lovely website!

 

http://www.uglycars.co.uk

 

Theres a whole load of shite mixed in, but its very funny all the same!

 

 

The name NSU actually comes from the initials of two rivers (the Neckar and the SUlm) surrounding a German knitting machine factory where these cars originated. The two products were produced with interchangeable parts. This NSU though was based on a combination of a septic tank and a cheese sandwich.

 

The Tagora made a fleeting appearance back in the very early eighties - Brought to you by Peugeot, who owned the Talbot (formerly Simca) marque. This was actually quite a massive barge by UK standards and shortly after production was ended, twelve Tagoras from the last production run were stacked on top of each other to form a block of council flats in central Birmingham.

 

Check out the nominations part for the general publics view on YOUR car!

[Cavcraft]

 

Some of them are blinding. I've added one for a certain German car but inadvertantly included swear words so it might not feature.

[eddyramrod]

I've posted. I may have to join this site...

[myglaren]

Great s(h)ite.

Already stolen the link and posted on another forum, bound to upset almost everyone

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

I am pleased to see the Scorpio featured prominently in the company of the Tagora!

[retrogeezer]

top find there Tim.....hilarious.

[Negative Creep]

I always thought these

 

 

look pretty nice actually

 

 

 

 

And these I just love

 

 

 

 

But these are butt ugly

 

 

*runs away*

[HillmanImp]

Nissan : Juke

Before viewing the Nissan Juke it is essential to re-align your brain's interpretation of the visual stumuli being fed to it by staring at this web page for 30 seconds (http://www.doctorhugo.org/illusions/illusion4.html) before viewing the full sized picture on the left (click on the pic). Otherwise the Juke will appear to resemble a giant fetid jelly being sucked into a trans-dimensional vortex. Or something.

Proper LOL'd

[ChinaTom]

I can't see why the A2 is ugly - looks pretty normal to me. I do associate them with Stressed Eric's son although my eyes aren't right though.

 

[rml2345]

The A2 is a fairly inoffensive looking thing. What I want to know is why the utterly hideous Daewoo Tacuma isn't in a class of its own...

[ChinaTom]

well, that's because the Ssangyong Actyon invited itself in and created a two horse town. Then the Anadol A8-16 rolled up.

[Negative Creep]

I like the A2, it was ahead of its time and unlike other Audis it doesnt make you instantly despise the person behind the wheel

[Guest]

pleased to see no Lancia Thesis or Citroen Ami they usually find themselve on ugly car lists when I think they look great.

[Pete-M]

I like the A2, it was ahead of its time and unlike other Audis it doesnt make you instantly despise the person behind the wheel

 

Hmm, I find A2 drivers tend to be, if anything, even more clueless than the muppets in A3s.

 

I think it's because if people are gullible enough to buy an A2 for 'the environment, man' they're normally gormless enough to be crap drivers.

[mk1_4dr]

I don't mind A2s either. Pretty smart little cars I always thought. They certainly make more sense as a supermini/city car than the current A1.

 

The chap sat beside me at work right now has an A2 1.4tdi 'Sport' and although calling such a car 'sport' is quite laughable, its refined, big enough inside, well spec'ed and supprisingly quick. All whilst knocking out 60+MPG.

 

On my ugly cars list would be:

 

This shape Hyundai Coupe, i think the front end 'styling' is a joke.

 

 

I struggle to find anything nice about these. Although I imagine them to be AutoShite gold in years to come (if not already)

 

I can't really think of anything else, even newish BMWs et al don't bother me in a styling sense.

Although Im of the opinion that the E39 5series was the last traditionally 'handsome' car that BMW produced.

[Alpineandy]

It's such a personal thing.

For example, I can't believe they have an avantime on there!

But the porker panamerica (or whatever the pug ugly 4 door version is called) isn't on there!

 

Although I have to say that Ssangyong do make a lot of vehicles for the visually impaired .