Some REAL Autoshite

[scaryoldcortina]

Noticed this today... wasn't there earlier in the week and I'm at a loss as to how exactly a horse managed to crap on the 1100 (it's behind an 8 foot fence with barbed wire on the top).

 

Feel free to caption

[eddyramrod]

Is there public access to the other side of the fence?

 

Of course it could simply be a comment on the ADO 16 in general...

[R19dude]

now with extra "horse power"...

[scaryoldcortina]

It's in a corner - the fence behind backs onto another yard, but the one along the side of the car has the access lane. No shit on the wire or the fence...

But a good sized splatter next to (and on) the car. Perhaps the budget cuts have left the police using horses instead of helicopters.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Perhaps an RAF horsecopter flew over

[trigger]

Maybe it was a horsefly?

 

[Vin]

I think you'll find the name of the perpetrator is 'Pegasus'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[trigger]

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Theres any amount of possibilities

 

[scaryoldcortina]

Oh but of course, it's so logical, how didn't I realize? I feel a total ass now

 

 

So WHY did it choose to crap on my oh-so-lovely '66 Austin 1100 then?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[Mr_Bo11ox]

heres a good one

 

[Lankytim]

I recon someone has climbed over the fence, crouched down on top of the 1100 and crimped one off down the side of it. Its a very common occurrence in Stoke.

[autofive]

comment on the 1100 perhaps?

[eddyramrod]

oh-so-lovely '66 Austin 1100

 

I can't quite believe anyone would knowingly type those words in that order and combination...

[Richard]

I would.

[Timewaster]

Time to call chinese lavatory inspector - Whoo Flung Dung.

 

 

With apologies fore the schoolboy humour and casual racism

[scaryoldcortina]

OK, well done mr B. Ha ha.. I can see you are a bit pissed off today, but at least I tried, and my pics were not from google. If it helps you at all, here are the highlights of the rest of my day.

 

Fred's CVH escort ran out of petrol and flattened it's battery after I put some in. I pushed it out.

I am getting evil looks from the scrappy over the road (because I pull 4 cars and a truck out every day + the sierra I'm driving) so that's 6 spaces taken up before Autofive even gets out of bed....

The XR4x4 is now on the back of the truck. Getting a shell with no running gear onto a beavertail is a pain in the arse.

I sold a fuel pump... it's going on an austin Ant.

Had a visit from a mate who has just bought a non running talbot express (2.0 petrol)

Assesed a rover 420D with short MoT, rotten back arches and a power steering leak for repair/MoT. nLooks like it gets to live.

Then I put all the shite away, and went home.

 

Happy now?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey dont take it personal SOC, i'm not having a go. Sorry if it looks like I am. Carry on!

[scaryoldcortina]

Not taking it personal old chap, its only the iternetz, after all. I just thought that you either were really pissed off, or had accidently drunk an entire bottle of absinthe.

[scaryoldcortina]

I recon someone has climbed over the fence, crouched down on top of the 1100 and crimped one off down the side of it. Its a very common occurrence in Stoke.

 

Well, I don't know what they eat in stoke, but the producer of this particular output mainly ate hay. Plus, climbing over the fence generally leaves parts of one attached to the razor wire.

[autofive]

before Autofive even gets out of bed....

 

all this before 4.30am?

[scaryoldcortina]

before Autofive even gets out of bed....

 

all this before 4.30am?

ah, the joys of "back shift". Sorry, I meant a normal week (still on the internet at 4.30, fall asleep in the computer chair, work by about 2.00 pm)

[cort16]

Someone's flicked that shit. I bet the horse had crapped out on the road and the rider for what ever reason has flicked it over the gate.

Dirty bastards.

[pogweasel]

Have you annoyed any petty, antagonistic people via internet car forums or eBay recently?

(Not guilty, your honour )

[Station]

Is there anyway a horse can kick their own shite over a fence? It looks like it literally did it with it's arse hanging over the side of the car, someone must've just chucked it for some reason. The healthy dollop on the rear fin amused me.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

if he doesn't, something has gone wrong somewhere.

[scaryoldcortina]

if he doesn't, something has gone wrong somewhere.

 

He doesn't. He has tribal tattoos, a trophy wife and an audi A4. Constantly boasts about how he's going to retire at 50 and move to Spain.