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I saw a porn film once.

It had your mum in it.

with animals.

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tell us what you want to see

 

Men with big chins going down on women, always wondered how they managed

 

we could have the bruce forsyth,jimmy hill,david coulthard and roger ramjet showing their trade secrets

 

'jaw jut porn'

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What the hell is "ebony feet porn"?

 

Something to do with old pianos maybe?

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@ybshutmp -

 

Is it real when I club you to death with my trolley jack handle and skull fuck the remains? Is it? Is it real enough for you then? Or now? What about now?

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^^ :lol: Now now, that's not very friendly to our new members.

 

Welcome to Autoshite, Mr Shutmp, and thanks for sharing. Here's another Latina naked ass to go with your collection:

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^^ :lol: Now now, that's not very friendly to our new members.

 

Welcome to Autoshite, Mr Shutmp, and thanks for sharing. Here's another Latina naked ass to go with your collection:

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I appreciate the attempt at diplomacy, but I prefer the jack handle approach.

 

That'll fucking learn 'em.

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He says "Only here will you find the hottest white teenie girlfriends" and then all his links are for latina and ebony stuff.

 

I'm getting nostalgic for that "here's how to inflate a tire" spammer. At least that guy put a bit of effort into his copy.

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Don't suppose you've got a Haynes manual for a 2001 Vectra 1.8 among that lot, have you?

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You can get porn on the internet now?

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"BUMP FOR SOME REAL PORN"

 

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OMG! Did someone say Emu porn?????

 

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I went on there and it didn't have any hot emo girls from my city, what a rip-off. Just you wait until March, when the ASA get involved on the whole Internet thing. You'll be sorry.

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So when did I move to a city? I thought it was a Metroplitan Borough. I haven't seen any old Austins for a while (I'm not even in Texas) Will my council tax go up because of this change in my circumstances? Will I get a letter? How much is the removal van? (I don't want to keep it)

Yours, "Worried" of the City of Doncaster.

P.S. Do I win an emu? Not the two-legged sort, but the local train sort of thing. I want an old Eastern Region one in Maroon, they used to run out of Liverpool Street out to East Anglia. I always wondered where they all went. Are you keeping them all as raffle prizes?

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I'm going to pm our friend...

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1,000 new e-mail addresses per week, guaranteed untouched customer base.

 

Do NOT* click this link if you don't want a guaranteed 1,000 e-mail addresses per week

 

http://rickroll.it/sRu

 

 

 

*I mean it, don't click it folks. It's only for people like the thread starter who can make use of it.

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I suppose its to expect that this site gets used to spam pr0n when the phrase 'Hot Trannie Action' is frequently used. :mrgreen:

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