Tips to clean car

[pogweasel]

AND THEN?

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

[George-Roper]

[pogweasel]

AAND THEN??

[kevin 900]

Thanks for that brenda.

[barrett]

Poles

 

 

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[Alexg]

 

[Pillock]

ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN.

 

We have Latvians. There's quite a high turnover at the carwash since the local immigration feds are pretty good but there's always a fresh face to squirt the bubblegum air freshener.

[AXrescuer]

If you want to clean your car then these are some tips which can help you

1. Firstly place your car in some cool and shaded area.

2. Use liquid soap to remove stains.

3. Use scrubber and brush to remove dust particle.

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automotive crm software

 

Yeah thanks for that o botty one. After 33 of driving, I was wondering if perhaps I should learn how to do this myself.

[Guest]

If you want to clean your car then these are some tips which can help you

1. Firstly place your car in some cool and shaded area.

2. Use liquid soap to remove stains.

3. Use scrubber and brush to remove dust particle.

..........

automotive crm software

 

Brenda, is your mum available?

 

I'd like her to clean my car. And then I'll clean her.

 

With my cock.

[Cavcraft]

You TIGHT BASTARD. You know full well his mum and dad are brothers.

[RoadworkUK]

?

[Gompo]

Why park the car in a shaded area?

[Albert Ross]

Why park the car in a shaded area?

 

So your mates don't see it, of course.

[pogweasel]

Why shade?

Well, the car dries off slowly and evenly, meaning that you don't have patchy blobs where it's sun-dried before you could get a chamois on it. Worst case scenario you can cause permanant damage this way, think about it, when you wash the car you're taking off the old protection as well as the dirt, before you protect it again with wax after polishing.

Think of it like a holiday/pool/sunscreen scenario.

[autofive]

just googled brendas posts. they only appear on autoshite - i was expecting loads of vehicle related forums to be targetted

 

most odd

[Guest]

just googled brendas posts. they only appear on autoshite - i was expecting loads of vehicle related forums to be targetted

 

most odd

 

Yeah!

 

Fuck you, Brenda!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

BUMP FOR A SHIT THREAD

[Guest]

BUMP FOR A SHIT THREAD

 

+1 (!)

 

Brenda, if I crush my Fiat 126 into a cube, will you clean it up and drive it to Scotland for me?

[Lacy]

Oi Brenda......show us yer tits!

[Cavcraft]

Google 'Stu_CDX Maestro' he had a fairly unique 'brand' of polish.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Do NOT actually Google this unless you have a very strong stomach and aren't likely to immediately turn keyboard warrior and crave to track him down and smash his face in.

[Lacy]

Oh for fucks sake......why did I google it??????????????

[trigger]

Funny enough i bumped into Blenda earlier, she wasn't the bikini clad hot car washing babe i had imagined her to be...

 

[Lankytim]

Google 'Stu_CDX Maestro' he had a fairly unique 'brand' of polish.*

 

I just did, I didn't see anything!

[Lacy]

You're looking but you aint seeing...........

[Lankytim]

SSSSSHHHIIIT!!!!

[Cavcraft]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[trigger]

Ah so that's STU_CDX you keep getting excited about Wat!, What a wanker (Pun intended), Just found his BEBO page and this quote made me

 

I have my car which I protect with my life. I've had 11 car crashes so far and counting, my mileage count for 2008 was 70,000 miles all in all. about 15000 of those were without a license I think!

 

Tit.

[autofive]

urgh

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

I think he's deleted the Maestro map of Africa content. I just need to find the full size version of warren t claim's avatar to block out the idea of it.